Quote(s) of the week 37.

A month late and dollar less.

Enjoy.


Letter A...

G: I give you this rose. Hopefully you, unlike this rose, will not be cut down in your prime and your corpse displayed as a sign of affection.

(Why it's funny: What a lovely sentiment to go with such a nice gift.)


Letter B...

V: I am a very important man. I've got a tower

(Why it's funny: Ah Valentine, your repetitive use of this saying is quite enjoyable.)


Letter C...

H: I look upset.

A: Go. Talk to yourself.

H: No way! I scare me, you do it.

(Why it's funny: Time twins amuse me, OK?)



Letter D...

H: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

V: Absolutely. If we put little wheels on the bottoms of our shoes, we could just roll around everywhere...

(Why it's funny: That is a good idea.)

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY SHAWN-O!!!!

HEY PEOPLE IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHAWN RECENTLY HAD ANOTHER BIRTHDAY, little jerk having birthdays once a year. WELL ANYWAYS, TO CELEBRATE I MADE HIM A CAKE! ONLY IT'S SECRETLY PIE AND NOT CAKE AT ALL, JUST REMEMBER IT'S A SECRET. SO IF YOU SEE SHAWN DON'T LET HIM KNOW IT'S NOT CAKE. IT WOULD CRUSH HIM.

HERE YOU GO SHAWN A NICE YUMMY CAKE.

POST 169!!!

WELL, WELL, WELL. IT APPEARS THAT I CAN'T COUNT. I ENDED UP PUTTING MY POST UP WITH THE WRONG TITLE NUMBER.
WHOA IS ME. IT APPEARS I JUST CAN'T GET THIS HOLE, "COUNTING" THING RIGHT.
[giggle] OH WELL, YET AGAIN I HAVE EXPLAINED MY MISTAKE YET HAVE NOT FIXED IT.

CURIOUS.

ANYWAYS...
THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR NONEXISTENT SUPPORT, I LOVE THAT YOU MEAN TOO. YOUR PROBABLY JUST TO BUSY. IT'S FINE. [cry] REALLY.

Quote(s) of the week 36.

OHZ NOZ LOOK WHATZ HAPPENED, ALLZ OF MYZ NUMBERZ ARE THEIR CORRESPONDING SYMBOLZ ACCORDING TO THE TOP NUMBER BUTTONZ!!! NOWZ WHATZ WILL I DOZ? Meh, I'm sure it'll sort it's self out.

Oh and by the way the 'Zs stand for extra love. It'z true.


!...

L: One night I was in bed and looked up at the stars and I thought, where the heck did the ceiling go?


@...

C: Well hold him until you get that trace.

D: On what charge?

C: On the charge of freaking me the hell out.


#...

C: I want to tell you about the dream I had last night.

E: Were there clowns in it?

C: No.

E: I don't like dreams with clowns.

C: Who does?


$...

A: What's your specialty?

DK: Couples' counseling. I first saw the client and his wife together. Since the divorce I've been working with him alone.

A: So they came to you to improve their relationship, and now one wants to kill the other. Not your best work, was it, doctor?


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[GASP]! STILL NO 'Why it's funny'???

Yeah must have forgotten, I didn't forget to explain my reasons for them not being up, but I did forget to put them up. Curious.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Poe wrote on both.

Quote(s) of the week 35.

So hi guys, sorry for the late post. Oh wait, not I'm not. Well anyways I wrote a song and I thought you should hear it before you read my quotes. It's a work in progress so it's not done yet. It's sung to the tune of 'Row, row, row your boat.' Well here you go...

La la la, la-la, dee, dee dum doo dee. I-I-I li-li-like ha-ats a lot, I also like cake.

Enjoy.


The first one...

K: Why does it say: 'Welcome to you are "doom"'?

V: I, uh.

K: What does that even mean? And why for god sakes is doom in quotes?

V: I dunno.

K: Is-is this some sort of ironic doom? Is the wink implied?

V: You know, I dunno.

K: No. You don't.

(Why it's funny: Ironic doom is the best kind of doom.)


The next one...

W: Yep. Commence Operation Meth Nazis!

K: OPERATION WHAT?!

(Why it's funny: What an awful name for a mission.)


The following one...

P: To day is a great day for me, and by default a great day for Americans!

(Why it's funny: I just enjoy this one.)


The last one...

D: The secrete. Haven't ya heard? The law of attraction.

A: Ah.

D: Get with the program man.

A: What are you talking about?

D: [Sigh] If you think positively you become a magnet and pull in everything you want, towards you.

A: Really?

D: I figure if I concentrate on world peace maybe I can actually make it happen.

A: Your sitting here concentrating on world peace?

D: Oh god no! Gotta start smaller. I'm thinking Raquel Welch. Get her first, then go for peace.

(Why it's funny: Peace? HA!)


Have you noticed how my Why it's funny:'s have stopped explaining why the quote is funny?
Just something to think about.

Fun things to say.

Well I always randomly say things just because it's fun to say. So I want to see if these words/sayings are fun to say to you too. So the gist of this is I'll you your a phrase/word and all you have to do is say it to yourself. Ready? OK go ahead then.

Well what are you waiting for, start saying them.


Me thinks thou dost protest too much.

Flan.

Duty.

Goblins live in there.

Lemon.

Danke. [Donka]

Peach Pie.

That's how the dinosaurs died.

YOU CAN'T BANISH ME!

OK now that's about it, but I always like saying things if you know any fun things so say.

Qutoe(s) of the week 34.

Hi guys, well out of laziness I haven't updated my blog lately. So to make up for it I'm giving your some fruit. Now I know, I know, "Who likes fruit? Might as well say, I'm giving you a rock." Well your getting fruit and you going to like it, and look it's telling you what to do with it, makes your job even easyer.




Oh and no 'Why it's funny' this time, they're all pretty self explanatory.


Quote number one...
E: What's this embezzling thing?

A: Thank you for asking. It was sort of a half-Robin Hood kind of thing; I took from the rich.

E: And who'd you give to?

A: I kept it, thus the half-Robin Hood.


Quote number two...

T: I'm picking up your sarcasm.

R: Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.


Quote number three...

A: Objection, your Honor. You can't preface your second point with "first of all."


Quote number four...

A: You know we have a little saying in Massachusetts, "Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die." Until then!


Quote number five...

A: Let me tell me two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.

L: That's three things.

A: See? Not playing fair already. And I'm just getting started.


Quote number six...

Oh wait, I only have five. Well I hope you liked those ones.

Quote(s) of the week 33.

To celebrate Halloween I found some slightly goolish quotes, you know spooky. Good spooky not bad spooky, at least I think so. So Happy Halloween, now enjoy these quotes. Or you'll die in seven days.


1234...

F: Here are the keys to the Bermuda triangle. Lock up when the world ends.

(Why it's funny: Too silly :3)


1234...

SP: 1. If you see a zombie, kill it.
2. Forgo tattered clothing to ensure more efficient identification of the undead.
3. Loot first. Loot fast.
4. Cultivate and maintain a pack of loyal, yet vicious, dogs.
5. Embrace the agricultural lifestyle.
6. Give children swords. Younger plus Sharper equals Better Prepared.
7. Never go back. Move only forward.
8. The fence that keeps them out might be the cage that traps you in.
9. Learn to live without electricity, bullets, gasoline, and fear.
10. It is the end of the world. But it is also the beginning

(Why it's funny: My favorite is #8.)


1234...

C: This town sucks so much it's the only place in the world where the tomb stones read, "Best day of my life!"

(Why it's funny: Best quote ever.)


1234...

SP: I am the only candidate in this race who cares enough to give you what you need to survive the coming zombie horde. Look, here’s the point. The undead are currently dead. That means that Step One of their plan is already complete! You know what Step Three of their plan is? Eating your guts. Utilizing my Z.A.P.P strategy, you and yours can have the advantage when the dead walk among us. Which is going to happen very, very soon.

(Why it's funny: Scott Porter '08!)

FOUR DAY WEEKEND!!!

TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL THIS WEEK, thank god. WE GET THE NEXT TWO DAYS OFF AND TO CELEBRATE I'M GOING TO MELANIE'S HOUSE TO WATCH HORROR MOVIES AND THEN FRIDAY/HALLOWEEN I'M GOING TO PERNILLE'S HOUSE TO AGAIN WATCH HORROR MOVIES. IT'S GOING TO BE EPIC! BUT FOR TODAY I'M GOING TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! SUPER EXCITING.

SO I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD WEEK AND FOR THE RECORD THE BEST HORROR MOVIE I CAN THINK OF IS Nightmare on Elm st, 4, Dream warriors.
SO GO BUY IT AND WATCH IT, NOW.

Some have drugs I have cartoons.

Recently my friend asked me what my favorite cartoons characters are. I told her that I can't pick five, I don't have five, I only have three. So for your enjoyment, my favorite cartoon characters! Because I'm bored and it sounds like fun.

Here your go...




My number three is FREDFREDBURGER!!!

He loves frozen yogurt and nachos. His hobbies include spelling his name, crying, and annoying the Grim reaper. His best friend is Jeff the spider and both have recently join an organization of his creation by the name of "Underfist!" You gotta love your little green/yellow elephant guy.
Quote: "Hello mister, I can spell my name real good. F-R-E-D-F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R. FREDFREDBURGER! Yes."








My number two is GIR!!!

Gir loves "The Evil Monkey Show", dancing, pigs, tacos, cupcakes, and chocolate flavored bubblegum. His hobbies include dancing, keeping bee hives in his head, and making bacon flavored soap. His best friend/boss is Zim and together they try to take over the world! Is it wrong to love a little robot descised as a dog?
Quote: "Doom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom. Doomy-doom-doom-doom! Doomy-doomy-doo! Doomy-doom-doo-doomy-doom-doom-doom..."






MY NUMBER ONE IS FLAPJACK!!!

Flapjack loves candy, Bubbie (his whale), and ADVENTURE! His hobbies included searching for Candied Island, playing with plague rats, and bothering the inhabitants of Stormalong Harbor. His best friend is Captain K'nuckles who drinks maple syrup straight from the bottle, but together they have wacky adventures trying to obtain candy. I just can't resist his cute little laugh, and the squeaks his shoes make when he walks.
Quote: " Why are all of the sea monsters shivering?"



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These are my favorite cartoonies, but what are your favorites?

POST 161!!!

HI ALL! SO I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT DOING THE POST THING I ALWAYS DO! AH WELL!
THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT AND COMMENTS! BLAH BLAH BLAH HERE'S YOUR PICTURE, NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

What's today !!! This is getting old.

TODAY IS MY OTHER BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY! WHAT'S HIS NAME? WHY IT'S MIKE-A-LOW!!! WE ALL LOVE MIKE-A-LOW HERE AND LIKE IT WHEN HE DOESN'T TALK, BUT WHEN HE DOES IT'S SOMETIMES INTELLECTUAL. THANKS FOR TRYING MIKE-A-LOW.
NOW FOR THE CAKE! I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO BAKE ONE, SO I BOUGHT ONE INSTEAD. I GOT TO THE STORE, BUT I COULDN'T DECIDE WHICH CAKE WOULD BE BEST SO I HAD TO CALL SOME FRIENDS. I TOOK A PICTURE OF THEM BROWSING THE CAKES.







WE FOUND THE BEST ONE, BUT STUPID L... [L slaps me]
SMART! SMART L COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF. HERE YOU GO ANYWAYS.




WELL HAPPY MIKE-A-LOW'S BIRTHDAY TO ALL!!!

OH AND IF YOU DON'T GET THIS THEN YOUR NOT A NERD.
GOOD FOR YOU.

Quote(s) of the week 32.

Here you are my prettys I'm sure you have been dieing to read my new quotes so like I said before, "Here you are"


One is like a bun, the spicy ones...

H: My memory isn't what it used to be, it used to be a unicorn.

(Why it's funny: Yeah I'm not doing this part.)


Two is like a toe, they sound the same...

Q: I ONLY KNOW, THAT I KNOW NOTHING!

M: Way to quote something I said, like a year ago.

(Why it's funny: ...)


Three is like a muffin, because I like to eat three at a time...

B: Like that time I looked in the mirror and thought I had an evil clone?

(Why it's funny: ...)


My friend thinks Four is to door, but that's rediculous. They look nothing alike.

M: Your going down.

N: Your going way down.

M: All the way down!

N: All the way down to the ground!

B: ALL RIGHT ALREADY! This is boring! You are boring me! Why don't you guys move to the part where you battle with laser swords?

(Why it's funny: ...)


Five = a bee hive, I'm so funny it's not even funny.

K: I even met me first true love. I still remember. She smelled of fish guts and aftershave.

F: Wow! Amazing!

K: She was, until I pushed her off the dock and a giant squid ate her.

F: That must have been hard for you.

(Why it's funny: ...)

What's Your Deviant Type?

So I went onto my favorite art website and I saw that my Deviant Type was wrong. It said that I'm an Iconist: Pixel Artist, and that's just not right so I had to change it.
Now when changing your Deviant Type you need to chose from their preset choices. Now here are just a few that caught my eye.

Writer: Pseudo-intellectual
Skinner: Skin Programmer
Deviant: Pornographic Connoisseur
Artisan: Doll Maker
Deviant: Angelina Jolie Fetishist
Deviant: Old Fart
Artist: Cartoonist ---- ME!!!
Deviant: Lurker

Need I go on?

Leave the mutinies to the professionals.

This week in Anime club I attempted to stage a mutiny because we never do anything. Well needless to say it did not work. I was able to gather two followers and together we quit the club. Now don't think that my lack of numbers is due to my lack of rallying skills. I am an amazing rallyer. It's just that some of my comrades were unable to attend Anime club that day due to a multitude of reasons. But that's besides the point, what's important is that we were unsuccessful in overthrowing the stupid leaders. It was sad.

Do not fear! My fellow Mutinyers(?)and I are starting a new club, and it will be called The Zombie Club!
It will be a Sci-fi based club; we will watch movies, read books, have drawing contests, and create a theme song for ourselves. It's going to be awesome!

This post is dedicated to my friends that were not there to help me with my mutiny:
Mikey,
Melony,
Rachel,
Mary.

Das vedanya, comrades.

Well sorry for the rambling, I just thought you should know what the highlight of my week was.

Oh and I lost my ring. [Sad face]

GUESS WHAT DAY 3 DAYS AGO WAS???

NOW FRIENDS, IN ALL THE STRANGE EVENTS SURROUNDING MY YOUNG BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY I WAS UNABLE TO GIVE HIM A PROPER BIRTHDAY SHOUT-OUT! SO HERE I GO THREE DAYS LATE...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY J, OLD BUDDY, OLD BOY, OLD PAL!

I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER, BUT BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN ONE IN A HALF YEARS AFTER ME WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. NO MATTER THOUGH BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU.

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOUR RED HAIR, YOUR STRANGE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, YOUR ODD RESEMBLANCE TO ORANGUTANS, BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE THE WAY YOUR NOT REALLY FUNNY. WATCHING YOU TRY TO MAKE JOKES IS THE REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING. SO BRAVO MY LITTLE BRO, YOUR ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND YOU LOOK MUCH LESS LIKE SOMETHING I SEE IN A ZOO. AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THAT'S ALL WE CAN REALLY ASK FOR. I LOVE YOU BUDDY AND TO CELEBRATE ANOTHER AWESOME YEAR I MADE AN AWESOME CAKE.

WHILE I GET IT YOU CAN LOOK AT A BABY PICTURE OF YOU PLAYING IN THE GRASS. YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.




Aw you were so cute back then.



No but seriously, here's your cake loving brother.




AND J SORRY FOR THE MONKEY JOKES, I KID BECAUSE I'M JEALOUS YOU CAN PICK THINGS UP WITH YOUR FEET. I LOVE YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT.

A Shakespeare quote. You just don't see that sort of copyright anymore.

Now as some of you know, I have recently lost my best friend. I'm speaking of corse about my Mp3 player. It ran off because it didn't like how I was treating it. You know it always whined about things, although I listened I also whined with it, and it thought I was mocking it.

I wasn't, snd it whined about weird things: Peaches, Walking Around in Circles, Mr. Blue Sky (who ever that is), having A Bad Day, Walking 500 miles. You know real strange stuff.

Now besides that I really miss it...

How awful I keep calling it "it". OH NO I DID IT AGAIN! I need to give it a name, asap!! AHHH I DID IT AGAIN! OK from now on we will all refer to my Mp3 player as, um, ugh, hmmmmmm...

Well how about Meredith after my favorite scientist. If you don't know what scientist I'm talking about slap yourself right now.

So now that we have gotten her? Name out of the way it's about time for me to look for Meredith.

["MEREDITH, O MEREDITH, WHEREFORE ART THOU MEREDITH?"]

OH NO I FORGOT MEREDITH WAS NEVER A FAN OF SHAKESPEARE! WHAT HAVE I DONE!??


Ah well.

So do you know any good music?

Friends are evil, but have a nuggety center.

OK peoples I would just like to say for the record "my" last comment was not really me. It's a funny story really, not that any of you care at this point though, I was showing my friend my blog in Anime club.

Why there?

Why that's because my laptop's charger is broken and a new one costs 100$. Me not having a job has really impaired my getting a new one.

So to get back on topic I showed her my blog starting from this years oldest one, now this was after I told her what was happening with the comments. I had to leave, but I was still logged on. I didn't know that she did this until I got your comments as a reply and saw mine. I punched her in the arm, then, because she has like four feet on me she shoved me into a locker. Fun, but painful.

Moral? Well don't share your blogs with people. Especially if they have four feet on you.

Run and hide!

Sharpen your pitchforks, shine your silver, crack out your bible and holy water, and start eating garlic now. Why? Well that's because a creature of the night is coming to the northern states. Why? Probably because there are to many churches in the southern states. What's it called? It's name you ask? I can't tell you that because the monster knows my PEZ and will rat me out.

Don't cry it's just a joke; you vampire.





I love everyone else thought.

Later.

HeeHeeHee want to see my new desktop background?

Oh who are you kidding I know you want to see it. I LOVE IT!!! I KNOW YOU WILL TOO!!!

Where did I put that thing?

Now friends I have some news that may shock you, but you have to try not to have a panic attack. OK?

-Okay.-

Okay. I lost my Mp3 player.

-*GASP!*-

Now being the song-cholic that I am, losing my Mp3 player has resulted in me looking for music like crazy. After spending hours of my days listening to music not being able to is killing me. You may be surprised to know that this isn't the first time I've lost it. The common cure for music-withdraw is listening to as much music on the computer as possible, when ever possible. I have however found some great music during my lack-of-music time period. Here are some of my favorites, I think you might like them. Now I can't get the link app. to work, so your going to have to [Double Click, Copy, Paste]


Nataly Dawn-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib13SJKc9eM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azckryO07-I


Jack Conte-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2PwVkQBp5o


The Pierces-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-2k0qaWCgU


Second Person-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILo1v6Y7IB4


Ida Maria-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cySmUjQB05I


Hope you like them as muc...

NEED MUSIC!!!

[I run off in search of my Mp3 player, but after remembering that it's lost to the unknown I run back and play a song from my playlist.]


Muuuuuuuuuch better. :)

POST 150!!!

YAY FOR POST 150!!! IT'S TAKEN SOME TIME TO GET HERE AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR READING THIS BLOG OF MINE, AND REALLY THAT'S ALL I COULD EVER ASK FOR. THANKS FOR READING AND THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO COMMENT ON MY PREVIOUS 149 POSTS! I LOVE YOU ALL!

I love zombies ^_^

I love how slow they are, I love how gross they look, I love the way the moan the word "Brains" for no real reason, I love to draw muffin versions of them, I love way they trap people in malls, but most of all I love their hugs.

The other day I went to hug my friend Jess. So I put my arms out and started to walk towards her, my backpack was really heavy and so I was walking a bit slow, and I'm naturally clumsy so I stumbled a bit. I said, "Huuuggggg." and hugged her, then she looked at me and said, "Nice zombie hug." I was confused so I did it again, but instead of hugging Jess I hugged Rachel. Jess said, "Oh no are we going to turn into hug zombies too?" "Only if being a hug zombie is contagious, I am the first one so I wouldn't know." I stated. We turned around and Rachel went, "Huuuggggg." and attacked Meliony, the next thing I knew there were hug zombies everywhere. It was the strangest thing ever. I loved it.

So I'm zombie hugging your with my mind right now. Now go zombie hug every one else, GO AND SPREAD MY EVIL ZOMBIE PLAGUE UPON THE REST OF THE WORLD BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Or not whatever. I love you almost as much as zombies. Almost.

Peace!

Quote(s) of the week 32.

Hello. This is that thing that I do once a week. Uh it's really funny and everybody comments on it all the time. Every one loves it and it's, like, goofy? Well anyways before I kill a brain cell, here you go with my quote thingies.


You know the number that looks like a lower case L or almost an I. It's sort of a line...

T: [Picks up phone] Hello.----Brian?----No, no he's the weird-o down stairs.----Oh sorry Brian, yeah yeah yeah come up.----Bye. Brian's coming up.

(Why it's funny: Brian called him, but he thought he was calling for Brian. So mean.)


Um, it's like a curvy thing, like a loop but longer sort of like a d, sort of...

D: You don't like him.

T: I do like him, I just think he's a bit pretentious.

B: [Walks in] How'd I look?

T: Bit pretentious.

D: Think you look lovely Brian.

B: Do you think I should lose the wise coat?

T: I think you should burn it 'cause you know if you lose it, you might find it again.

(Why it's funny: When he said "...I should lose the wise coat?" he meant just take it off.)


It's sort of like a backwards E, but curvier more stream line...

ME: Téléphone a la fenêtre

P: Your going to call the window?

(Why it's funny: In french class we had to say what the person was doing in the picture. My picture was a girl calling her family. Téléphone a la famille, is what I should have said. Fenêtre means window.)


How to describe this one. Uh, it's almost like a backwards P with no top...

D: Your scared of them aren't you? (Dogs.)

T: No.

D: Yes you are.

T: Alright I had a miner phobia when I was a kid.

D: How miner?

T: I had to have counseling.

D: Really, sorry.

T: She said I had "Cynophobia", I was seven years old I thought "Great now I'm frightened of bamboo as well."

D: How many times did you go?

T: Three or four. It started to work you know, I remember she said to me, "You've got about as much chance of being struck by lightning as you have as being bit by a dog."

D: What's the problem?

T: Well, I was leaving the practice one day feeling really sort of well adjusted and happy, and this f***ing gray Alsatian came haring down the road towards me. Jaws slung with bloody slather, eyes lit by the fires of Hades, it leaped into the air and I remember thinking, "This is it. You know I'm seven years old and this is the end." Fortunately, lady luck was smiling at me that day.

D: What happened?

T: I got struck by lightning.

D: WHAT!?!

T: Yeah. It hurt, but it scared the shit out of the dog so.

D: So now your scared of dogs and lighting?

T: And bamboo.

(Why it's funny: It's just such a strange story, I loved it, and I knew you would too.)

Dazed and Confused.

So far as a freshmen I have made a great impression:

My English teacher thinks I'm a bit long winded.

My Math teacher thinks I forget everything, he just so happens to be right.

My Wood shop teacher thinks it's great that I'm so AMAZING at measuring, cutting, and chiseling. And for his keen eye I applaud him.

My Science teacher thinks I'm a loon. I don't disagree.

My Lunch teacher...

wait, what the hell is a lunch teacher?

My French teacher thinks that although I can't speak a word of french, it's nice enough that I try.

My History teacher thinks I'm a tardy goof-ball. You know because my french class is on the other side of the school, so rarely I'm on time for that class.

My Art teacher thinks it's the thought that counts.

My Stagecraft teacher thinks that I'm going to be "The next Tyler" he's the play director and her right hand man. ;)

My Anime club leader doesn't exist. It's a great club full of complex passwords, silly dances, strange poems, talk of banjo wishes, zombie hugs, amazing people, Chex-mix, pig flies, and the occasional Snickers bar. Have you ever seen a gathering of more amazing things?

My Drama club leader thinks, nothing of me I haven't gone to a meeting yet.

My friends think that I: "Give great hugs!", "Go great with yogurt.", "Needs no introduction!", "Can't spell for shit.", "Would look great if you(I) wore blue eye shadow and rose lipstick.", "Get lost far to often.", "Am a bit strange.", "You(I) are adorable.", "Why do you give me spinning hugs?", "Why don't we slow motion hug anymore?", "do you(me) still know how to read?", "We weren't eating each other's faces!", "I love you lover, and I'll miss you lover.", "How can a book about batman ruin your life?", "I love you.".


What do you think?

Quote(s) of the week 31.

Eno...

I: Well, can you... blow up the world?

T: Egad! I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff!

(Why it's funny: Well blowing up the world is, bad? And no one should do it?)


Owt...

P: ...He died of natural causes.

C: He got shot in the face with a bazooka.

P: So naturally he'd be dead.

(Why it's funny: He was talking about how fake psychic are and this was his example.)


Eerht...

Q: AHHHHH!

H: This doesn't have to continue, I could stop you from seeing the visions at any time.

['H' turns control and 'Q' stops yelling]

H: You stole files form our computer. Just tell me what you've learned.

Q: Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite.

['H' turns control back on and 'Q' starts yelling, then he turns it off again]

Q: The plastic tips on the end of shoe laces are called aglets and their true purpose is sinister.

['H' turns control back on, then off]

H: What do you know?

Q: There was a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth.

(Why it's funny: 'Q' is the best conspiracist ever, he's the one that found out that the girl scouts are responsible for crop circles among other things.)


Ruof...

T: So what happened last night?

D: Well, we went to see an interesting piece of contemporary theater, we drank an enormous amount of free wine, we ate our body weight in twiglets, and you punched an artist in the face.

T: Shit, I'm not supposed to eat twiglets.

D: Why not?

T: They make me violent.

(Why it's funny: Violence is not the answer, but at the time it really seems like it is doesn't it.)


Evif...

T: She's shallow Brian, ya know? Like Cordelia out of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and after that Angel, the spin-off series, which is set in L.A.

B: I don't know what you're talking about.

T: Brian, you're such a square!

(Why it's funny: What a loser, doesn't even know what city Angel takes place in.)


Xis...

T: I have a secrete, can I trust you?

B: No.

T: Wh-what?

B: No, you uh, should definitely not tell me anything you don't want other people to know.

T: OK, um, are you sure?

B: Yeah. Zero trust should be given to me.

T: OK, wow. Uh, really? Because I really need to tell someone this.

B: Well go ahead and tell me, but it won't stay a secrete. That's all I'm saying.

T: Huh.

(Why it's funny: Normally when someone says that, the person that they ask usually says "Yes." not this.)


Neves...

P: [Thinking] Sometimes I with I psychic. Don't you Tim?




Damn.

(Why it's funny: [Thinking at the monitor] Did you hear me?)



Well as you can see I have reversed most of everything today. It makes me happy. Oh and sorry for all the problems this week. When ever I got a new quote down, and tried to save, Blogger sent it to you. So I hope somehow you guys got the final version.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK 30! NOW WITH 100% LESS ()'s!

OK my fellow blogmates, at least the ones that missed me, I have returned! I know as your reading this you are yelling at your computer screen "Where have you been? I missed you soooo much!" Now you will never believe this, but I got lost. I know, I know, but have you ever tried to find your computer when it's right next to you playing a new song you just found? Well I have, and let me tell you it's no easy task.

Now because I now how little laughter you have had in your life in the months I have been gone, I will give you as many quotes as I can think of, you know off the top of my head. Well before I forget any here you go.


Number one...

D: You were born in Highgate to John and Julia Bisley on the 17th September 1974.

T: Right.

D: You've got a little sister called Katie, who once used all your Batman comics to decorate her cardboard car. Unable to salvage the comics you drove the car into the pond, hitting your head on the concrete fountain. Which is where you got your scar. Erm, you've got a best friend called Mike, who's a weapons expert.

T: Er, yeah.

D: You have a potentially deadly allergy to Brazil nuts.

T: Yes, I have no memory of Christmas 1979. Mind you I have no memory of Christmas 1994 either.

D: Oh. Why not?

T: Dunno.

(Why it's funny: Because he didn't remember he would not have known why he couldn't remember.)


Number two...

T: You are scared of mice and spiders. But oh so much greater is your fear that one day the two species will crossbreed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilise human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

(Why it's funny: I often lay awake at night thinking of this horrid crossbreed.)


Number three...

T: You think I'm unemotional don't you? I can be emotional! Jesus, I cried like a child at the end of Terminator 2!

(Why it's funny: Terminator 2 isn't much of a tear-jerker.)


Number four...

S: None of us have ever done anything like this before, apart from Mike who, as we all know, once stole a tank and tried to invade Paris

M: [Turns around] Hello.

(Why it's funny: They were trying to rescue their friend's dog and a security guard saw them and asked them what was going on.)


Number five...

R: Staying here because she has to is fine, but staying here because she wants to! That's just sick!

(Why it's funny: Well that's just silly.)


Number six...

T: I think we should lose the axe.

M: I like the axe.

T: I like my face.

M: I like your face.

T: Let's keep the axe.

(Why it's funny: 'T' Just entered a robot wars competition with his robot "Private Iron" and 'M' was helping modify the weapons.)


Number seven...

D: How's lurch?

N: Uh, he's in the cooler.

D: 'D you say cool off?

N: No I didn't say anything actually.

D: Shame.

N: There was a bit earlier on that you missed, when uh I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, then I said, "Play times over!" and then hit him with the peace lily.

N: Haha, your off the f***ing chain!

(Why it's funny: They were cops and they were storming a little shop to stop a murderous gang. It was from a movie "Hot Fuzz", it was funny, you'd like it.)


Number eight...

L: Oh chief before I forget, your son is kira. Sorry.

[The Chief growls at him]

M: Ha! I totally called it.

L: Yeah well I'm basing this assumption on absolutely nothing, so we're going to have to keep him around a little wile longer 'till we have, uh, you know that stuff that you uh...

M: Oh evidence!

L: Yeah that stuff!

C: This is ridiculous! How can you be suspicious of my son when 'M' has already been caught leaking information?

M: Now Chief I already said I was sorry about that.

L: Yeah Chief, give the kid a break.

[The Chief growls at everyone in the room]

(Why it's funny: "Kira" is the nickname given to a dangerous serial killer that this team was put together in order to find.)


Well that's all I can remember for now my home slices, but I think I might remember more next week.
;)
Catch ya on the flip side!

PEACE!

Blog? Oh right I have one of those!

Well guys-os I have been having some laptop problems lately. So that's why I haven't posted recently. OK, just wanted to let you know.

PEACE!

Quote(s) of the week 29.

P: Don't look.

M: [giggle] It's a surprise.

D: Well, can't be as bad as the last one.

P+M: KARAOKE!

D: Hm, wrong again.

(Why it's funny: Karaoke isn't something all that great. Unless you do it in a basement-bar of corce. >.><.<)


J: [Pinches nose] This is what I would sound like under water! [Starts running around]

C: Amazing…
Where have you been all my life?

(Why it's funny: Using weird voices and running around like a crazy person isn't something people would normally be attracted.)





C: More brutes?

MC: Worse.

ME: WHAT'S WORSE THEN BRUTES?

M: Flood... Flood.... Flood... Flood... Zombies!

ME: OH GOD!

(Why it's funny:Well this is a Halo joke, "The Flood" are creatures that attach onto dead things and not only reanimates them, but also takes control of them and make them fight for "The Flood". They don't even have to be full people, it could be a leg an arm and a neck and "The Flood" will attach them together like glue.)

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That's all folks!!!!!! LOVE YA! PEACE!!!

...Back in time...

o.O Greetings from the future! "What?" Is what your about to ask. "How dose she know that?" Because I'm from the future, we already talked in the future. This makes talking to you easier. I can just do the talking for both of us. "Ever heard of the word perodox?" No, doesn't ring any bells for me. OK now then lets get started. "Alright, but this better not be to long, because if it is then I'm not going to read the whole thing." Don't worry it's short I just wanted to give something to you. "What?" Something that will save the world. It might not seem like much, but trust me the butterfly effect really kicks in here. "OK, can you just give me it now?" Wow your really rude today.
Well here you go just scroll and you'll find it.















Keep going.















"Now?" No keep going.















OK STOP, HERE IT IS...







TAKE THEM! EAT THEM! DON'T BUILD ANY ARMYS OF ASSASSIN, ROBOT, VAMPIRES! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ALL THE COOKIES I PROMISED YOU, HERE THEY ARE! IT'S NOT WORTH IT! THEY DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP, THEY NEVER LEARN! THEY JUST KEEP COMING AND COMING LOOKING FOR COOKIES! NEVER RESTING! PURE EVIL!!! >.> <.<

Not that I know from experience. No. "Crazy." SHUT UP! OK take the late cookies, no hard feelings. I wuv you. Oh and when, if, building assassin, robot, vampires make sure that you cross the blue and black wires. That makes them work better, it doesn't blow their heads up. No, no head mess...

LATER!

Quote(s) of the week 28.

Remember the good old days when I only put of 2 quotes a week? Well we're going back in time today and I am going to only put up two!!! Are you excited? Well I am.


One of two...

Y: Ah Johnny I'm glad I found you.

J: I'm not.

Y: Shut up and listen! You and me, we go way back. Remember when we made Power rangers the movie?

J: Not really.

Y: Well I only had a small part. I was one of Iven Ooze's henchmen. The pink ranger kicked my butt. Anyway that's not important...

(Why it's funny: This was just so perfectly random I had to share it with you.)


Two of two...

FJSSG: ♪♫O-o-o-oh! Trying to be friends,♫♪
♪♫But people are jerks,♫♪
♪♫So I'm gonna put some flees on you.♫♪
♪♫And the flees will have the plague,♫♪
♪♫And they'll make you cough a lot,♫♪
♪♫But you'll be to sick to hurt my feelings anymore.♫♪
♪♫Buh-bu-bu-bu-bu,♫♪
♪♫Buh-ba-da-bu-bu,♫♪
♪♫Buh-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-dee-ba-ba!♫♪

(Why it's funny: This was such a funny song I listened to it like 5 times. Then I listened to it again later. It's sort of an inside joke, but it's funny no matter what.)

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Later my lame hommie Gz. LOVE YA!

140TH POST!!!

WELL FOLKS IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, TIME TO CELEBRATE MY AMAZING AMOUNT OF POSTS! BUT HOW? YOU ASK, WHY WITH A COOKIE OF CORCE. THAT'S RIGHT!!! COOKIES FOR ALL, oh and thanks none of this would be blah blah blah, MOVING ON! MERRY POST TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

WITH LOVE,
CAETIE.

EE-HEE-HEE-HEE LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!

Wile on my myspace profile I decided to visit some of my friends profiles and I browsed their pictures. Then I saw these beauties, on three different sites. I was so happy I smiled and giggled.

Me being super sexy with Pernille's shoulder.


Me, my super sexy friend Gabby, and Paige-o!


Preppy Josh, Purple Me, and Fabulous Jessica!


Me dancing and my hair being CRAZY!


Me looking down wile it was raining. As a result, IT'S SUPER DRAMAY!


You know you love it. I looooooove the last picture, I have no idea why it was taken. I didn't even know it was around untill I looked at my friend's profiles.

I'm going to pretend that I didn't pretend to hear that.

OK guys I'm bored of talking about and to myself all the time. So I want to know what's going on with you guys.
Have you recently bought anything your happy with?
Has your pet done anything worth telling someone about?
Do you have a new addiction to something?
Did you recently sink some one's battleship?
Do you suck at life?
Have you concurred the world lately?
Did you solve a murder just by finding some clues?

...

Sorry I just started naming board games half way though that. But the point is there. What's going on with you? Tell me about it.

Last week...

Monday- Slept (for 6 hours), and made plans to go to a movie with Pernille, Lia, Mary, and maybe Josh.

Tuesday- Josh couldn't go (T_T), Mary had to cancel (damn), and went to see Hellboy with family.

Wednesday- Finished making plans to see movie with friends, went to the theater, got there first, txted Jessica wile waiting for Lia and Pernille, Lia and Pernille got there, debated weather M&Ms with peanuts or no peanuts were better, bought M&Ms with peanuts, traded some M&Ms with Lia for a Twizzler, traded some M&Ms with Pernille for some Skittles (no yellow), and got fries from Claws (Yum).

Thursday- Made plans with Rachel to see 'THE DARK NIGHT', waited until Rachel bought the tickets for tomorrow (they were almost sold out), talked to Rachel about travel arraignments, picked out an outfit for 'THE DARK NIGHT' (I looked great).

Friday- Took hour to get ready (CURSE YOU HAIR!), talked to Pernille on the phone for longer then I planed (CURSE YOU DANISH CONVERSATIONS!), picked up Rachel, went to 'THE DARK NIGHT' (It was so AMAZING!), got out of the theater, sent my dad a txt to pick us up, walked around the parking lot, talked about Skittles (yellows suck), got picked up, dropped off Rachel after talking about the great pencil scene in the movie with her, went home, watched the season premiere of Psych, wrote a blog post (I think), and went to sleep (Zzzzzzz).

Saturday- Woke up, talked to Jessica on the phone, found out her party going on now, got ready, packed (sleepover), picked a place to meet, left, called Jessica to let her know I left, waited at the middle school for her (meeting place), saw that she showed up with Omar (creep), walked to her place, got there, played Life, found out Omar is not that bad (still a bit of a creep though), I found out that the next day was Jessica's birthday that's why she was having a party, she didn't tell me on purpose, she told Emma (other guest) about her b-day, Omar left, me and Jessica played Life some more, we chilled out for a wile, Emma showed up, she gave Jessica a birthday gift (just to make me look bad), we ate cake, we played truth or dare, I colored on my pants, we found out truth or dare is a boring game, we saw it was raining, we walked in the rain, I fell, we stopped at the community pool, I fell, we decide to go say hi to our friend (he lived close by), when we got to his road, there were no street lights, we turned around, I fell, we got back to her place, we changed, we talked for a little wile, we went to sleep.

Sunday- I woke up, Jessica was up already, we woke Emma up (from talking), we looked for something for breakfast, I ate a banana, they had some rice stuff, we talked for a wile, my phone was dead so I had no way to get a hold of my dad for a ride, Emma said she could give me a ride, she txted her dad, he came to pick us up and we left (in our pajamas), before I got in the car I remembered I forgot something, I ran back in, I grabbed my MP3 player and my deck of cards, we left, we talked, I thanked her for the ride, I went inside my house, watched the series finale of 'AVATAR, THE LAST AIR BENDER!' (It was so epic, I almost cried), I ate a PB&J, watched some TV and just chilled, I noticed my Quotes weren't up yet, put up some quotes, read some graphic novels, read my friend's blog, contemplated the fact that I was now broke, and had some pizza for dinner, I chilled some more, and went to sleep.


THAT'S WHAT I DID THIS WEEK FOOLS!!!

I'm just kidding your not fools, I wuv you!

Quote(s) of the week 27.

Wow, there have been like no posts in between this Quote(s) of the week and my last one and I'm late. Oh well, I guess no cookie for me this week.
Meh.


Een...

M: I just don’t get it, sir. I mean, you’ve met a president before.

MY: It was Bush! That doesn’t count!

M: Here we go.

MY: His endorsement is critical. What if I say the wrong thing? What if I slap him?

M: W-why-why-why would you slap… The president?

MY: I don’t know. You tell yourself, don’t slap the president - don’t slap the president - don’t slap the president. The next thing you know, you're backhanding him like a mouthy caddie

(Why it's funny: He was the governor of NY and he was meeting the president)


Twee...

O: Just remember, a good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dude that was freakin' awesome!"

(Why it's funny: If he/she's in jail with you, then he/she did what ever you did to get thrown in jail.)


Drie...

N: ...literally your skin would melt off. And if you by chance survive the pain and trauma of that, you would drown on your own tongue as it melted in the next stage of the process...

B: GOD I LOVE THE NEWS, it's so damn cheery!

(Why it's funny: It wasn't the news, he was walking through the room and he over heard his SciFi movie. It would've fooled me.)


Vier...

T: Daddy, how did you meet Mommy? Well, Mommy was a drunken castoff.

P: Daddy, can I be a drunken castoff too?

T: Dream big.

(Why it's funny: 'T' was saying what would happen and 'P' was humoring him if, blah blah blah, dose anybody really read this? How don't you get that?)

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Meh, I'm just lazy this week. Oh well enjoy your 4 quotes.

Video games make me happy, when I know what they are.

So I was reading my second favorite blog and there was a post about new video games. Such flamboyant games as; Tatsunoko VS Capcom, MegaMan 9-with graphics just as good as the first one, and Chrono Trigger-for the DS. The post talked about them for a little while and then had the trailers for them the explain it further.

Now one game that stuck out from the rest of those boring games (mainly because I could pronounce the name properly) was Street Fighter IV! So after watching the trailer I realised how little I knew about the Street Fighter saga. I was soooooo confused watching the trailer I almost stopped twice. Well actually, I did stop twice, but not because I was confused. I was talking to someone. Anyways, I was so sad that I didn't know something I thought I did that I went and learned something I didn't know.
This was a hard task because in order to think of something I didn't know, I would have to know about it. So I picked something strange and unusual. Like if we were to travel to the Neptune's moon Triton what could you wear? Well due to the freezing atmosphere your normal cloths would freeze and then break when you move. Leaving you cold and covered in broken cloths. So what's the solutions I asked my self, rather I asked an expert. You should wear "Nylon"!!! Why? Because the threads are so small and close together that even in freezing temperatures it behaves as it does in normal weather conditions.
So if you ever find a way to travel into space, and then navigate your way you Triton bring you handy dandy nylon suits or pantsuits!

This TRUE bit of random informaition was brought to you by the letter N. Have a special super brillent day.

Japan or Untied Kingdom?

OK I know what your thinking. WAIT BEFORE YOU FREAK OUT! I don't really know, but I can guess. I think, your thinking, "What?"
Now I will tell you. I mean I'm not sure what country I like more.
Japan has amazing landmarks, brilliant technology, an awesome school system, and to top it off they have crazy ass Television programs. But what about the bad things? If I were to go there I would stick out like an irritated phalange. For one I have blondish brown hair, for two I'm pretty tall. Japan is mainly filled with a shorter population of people, and I am a tallish person.
I just realised how many 'ishs I am. Anyways...
I like Untied Kingdoms. For one, I'm crazy about their accents. If for nothing else I would go there just for the accents. Besides that, United Kingdoms is awe inspiring. It is not only beautiful, but being in Europe, it is close to all of my favorite countries. Also I love their music. Love it, love it, love it. And after all you need is love.
SO FROM HERE ON I DECLARE MY FAVORITE COUNTRY (Besides America, can't be a self hater, now can I?)
UNITED KINGDOM!!! FROM GREAT BRITIN TO NORTHERN IRELAND, give yoursefl a pat on the back if you get why that's funny, I WUV IT. =)
It might be random, but my other storys would bore you to death, and I don't want to be responsible for the death of all 2 of you.

HI!!!

I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI! DO YOU WANT TO SAY HI?

Quote(s) of the week 26.

MY GOD, I'm in a SciFi mood. So I was thinking, "How can I spread my crazy mood, so that everyone is affected." Then it hit me! Make all of my quotes SciFi related. SO WITH A WARM SMILE AND OPEN ARMS I WELCOME YOU TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SCIENCE FICTION!!! Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times, you never know what's waiting to get them.


Veh...

M: This is persecution. Why can't you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you?

D: You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet.

M: Apart from that!

(Po as supsaya: The "tired to kill me" would be the deal breaker for me.)


Dahkuh...

T: You said we weren't aloud to use that again.

J: It's just a mind probe.

I: 'Member what happened last time you used it?

J: That was different! That species has extremely high blood pressure.

I: Oh right, their heads must explode all the time.

(Po as supsaya: Your blood pressure can't be so high your head explodes. That's just silly.)


Rehkuh...

S: We can't meet your dietary requirements.

W: When I'm free, you'll be the first I feed upon.

S: Okay-dokay, I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich.

(Po as supsaya: He eats people.)


Kehkuh...

R: OK so he's vanished into thin air. Why is it always the GREAT looking ones who do that?

D: I'm making an effort no to be insulted.

R: I mean, men.

D: OK, thanks really, am.

(Po as supsaya: 'D' was a guy, but 'R' was talking like he wasn't.)


Kaukuh...

J: We could stick it in an escape pod.

C: There is no escape pod on board.

J: Okay, see the flaw in that. I'll get in the escape pod.

C: There is no escape pod on board.

J: Did you look everywhere?

C: Affirmative.

J: Under the sink?

C: Affirmative.

(Po as supsaya: There was a bomb on his ship, and he wanted to get it off. As a result he was panicking a bit.)

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:D the numbers and the 'Why it's funny' are in Vulcan. To continue with the SciFi thing. Unnecessary? Weird? Yes, yes it is.

For the record...

I'm not as crazy as most of you would think. When I thanked people in my post "I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY..." I was thanking people in the game.
Really. The game is a mixture of Final Fantasy and Disney movies. It's great fun and has a good plot. In the game characters from both FF and Disney show up to help you, or fight you.
There are planets based on Disney movies like: Beast's castle, Timeless River (black and white, the Disney "past"), Disney Castle, Olympus Coliseum, Agrabah, Space Paranoids, Traverse Town, and The 100 Acre Wood.
Your "party" consists of two players, Donald and Goofy. Depending on where you travel you are given a new team mate that you can chose to let in you party by switching them out with Donald or Goofy. Team mates like: Hercules, Aladdin, Jack Skellington, Tron, Mulan, and The Beast.
So when I thanked: Donald, Goofy, Mickey, Minnie, and Pluto, I was quite serious not crazy.
Aunt Jenny.

130TH POST!!!

OK BLAH BLAH BLAH 130TH! YAY FOR ME! LOVE YOU ALL! HAPPY POSTNESS! AND THIS WOULD TOTALLY BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT YOU! JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING, YOU KNOW YOUR WHAT KEEPS THIS GOING!

Close enough.

So I didn't stay up for exactly 24 hours, more like 21. It's not 24 hours I know, but it's really close. Besides I was really tired and my PS2 needed to come out of time out. I lost track of time and it had been under that basket for like, 3 hours. So I felt bad about it. It's scared of the dark you know.
My god I'm crazy.

I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY...

OK so me and my PlayStation settled our differences and made up. We're best friends now so to celebrate I took it out of the basket, then I plugged it back in and turned it on. I fought Xehanort and won, then I fought the giant heartless and won, then the king and I yet again won. Then I got to Xehanort for the second time and I commenced kicking his evil-Kingdom-Heart-power-using-ass. He died and I escaped with no more then a scratch. I got the message in a bottle and this time I got to finish it. But as it turns out that was the end of the note, but not the game :D. So after I read it Sora and Riku see The Door of Light, and we of course go thought it. Then we are met up by all of our friends, and we get to see what happened to everyone else.

So on behalf of me and my PS2, I would like to thank Donald Duck for always being there for me with his Potions and Curagas. We would also like to thank Goofy, and we just want to you know, even thought you were the last in every role call, you were always first in our hearts. Um King Micky and Queen Minnie you guys were always so good to us, you Micky with your helping me fight, and Minnie your faith attack is most excellent. Pluto you did nothing, ever, but I know you would have liked to.

That's all, oh and for the record even thought me and my PS2 made up doesn't mean it's not staying in timeout. The little bast***.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

In a world of peaches, don't ask for applesauce.

OK so I'm trying to say up for 24 hours again, to get my sleep schedule back to normal and all I seem to be able to do in order to keep myself awake is to write and listen to music from 4 years ago.. So here I am having the strangest day, but all I can do is listen to music and write. Not even good music, and not even coherent thoughts. For the love of all that is holy and right, I just listened Peaches by The Presidents of the United States of America about a billion times! I could sing it right now. I think I will!

Millions of peaches, peaches for free...

OK that's enough of that, now to be honest I really want to listen to Signal in the Sky. You know that one song by... Um what are their names? OH THE APPLES IN STEREO!!! That's the band. Good song, I could probably sing that one too. AND I THINK I WILL!!!

Would you like to play a game of hide and seek, now?
If you have X-ray eyes please promise not to peek, now.
Well first we count to ten, and then we'll have some fun, now-oh,
Or will you fly away, before we count to one now...

Good times good times, well peace out t'hai'lu! Sorry that means friends. I'm brushing up on my Vulcan. :D
For reals though it's Vulcan, look it up. :D

RIP PS2!!!

WELL I KILLED IT!!! THAT'S RIGHT I KILLED MY PS2!!! Well I sort-a killed it, I unplugged it. Then I sort of put a basket over it. It's in timeout now.
BUT IT HAS NO POWER!!! SO UM, YEAH. KILLED IT!

Oh and if you don't know why I killed it, then just scroll down. I'm sure there's a post about my hate towards it somewhere.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

OH MY GOD I COULD CRY!!!

SO I WAS PLAYING KINGDOM HEARTS II AND AFTER 38 HOURS OF GAME PLAY, I GOT TO THE LAST SAVE POINT IN THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS. SO OBVIOUSLY I SAVE AND THEN WALK THROUGH THE DOOR OF DARKNESS TO GO FIGHT XEHANORT. NOW THIS FIGHT IS REALLY IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT IS THE LAST FIGHT IN THE ENTIRE GAME.

OR SO I THOUGHT. I DID HAVE TO FIGHT XEHANORT, (like I said) BUT AFTER I BEAT HIM MY CHARACTER (Sora) AND ALL OF HIS FRIENDS GO THROUGH THE DOOR OF LIGHT, TO RETURN TO THE NORMAL WORLD. OR SO YOU'D THINK. ALL BUT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS MAKES IT THROUGH THE DOOR BEFORE THE AREA YOUR STANDING ON IS ATTACKED BY A HUGE NOBODY. AS A RESULT SORA AND RIKU (your friend, and the person you've been looking for throughout the entire game) DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE DOOR AND WERE BOTH MAROONED IN THE SHADOW WORLD. SO SORA AND RIKU JUMP ONTO A NOBODY SHIP AND GO TO FIGHT IT, USING LASERS AND THE KEYBLADE.

SOOOOOOO AFTER I DEFEATED THE HUGE NOBODY I WAS DONE. RIGHT?
WRONG!!! BECAUSE THEN I HAD TO FIGHT THE NOBODY KING! BUT THEN I WAS DONE.
WRONG!!! THEN I HAD GO BACK AND FIGHT AN EVEN STRONGER VERSION OF XEHANORT.

WHY IS HE STRONGER? WELL BECAUSE HE USED THE POWER OF THE KINGDOM HEARTS, THAT'S WHY. I MEAN AFTER ALL HE IS A PSYCHOPATH , IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER.
SO AFTER I BEAT XEHANORT FOR A SECOND TIME, I WAS DONE. DONE FOR REAL THIS TIME.

SO AFTER MY REALLY LONG ADVENTURE IT WAS FINALLY TIME TO WATCH THE ENDING VIDEO, THAT WRAPS UP THE ENTIRE GAME. ALONG WITH THE CREDITS THAT HAS LITTLE VIDEOS IN IT SHOWING THE ENDING TO ALL OF YOUR FRIEND'S STORIES.

NOW I WAS STUCK IN THE SHADOW WORLD, SO I WAS WONDERING HOW I WOULD EVER MAKE IT BACK TO MY FRIENDS IN THE NORMAL WORLD. I ESCAPED THE AREA I FOUGHT XEHANORT, BUT I WAS STUCK ON AN ISLAND. SORA HELPS RIKU (helps because he was hurt in the fight) GET TO THE SHORE SO THAT THEY CAN LOOK AT THE WATER, BECAUSE IT REMINDS THEM OF THEIR HOME. THEY TALK FOR A WILE AND THEN RIKU FINDS A BOTTLE WITH A PIECE OF PAPER IN IT.

RIKU POPS THE CORK OUT AND READS THE PAPER. HE SAYS "I think it's for you." AND HE HANDS IT TO SORA. IT'S FROM ONE OF HIS FRIENDS, HIS GIRLFRIEND. THEY WUV EACH OTHER.
THEN SORA STARTS TO READ IT,
"Thinking of you, where ever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. Now I will step forward to realize this wish. And who knows: starting a new journey might not be so hard or maybe it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they all share the same sky - one sky, one destiny..."

AND BAM!!! MY PS2 FREEZES!!! I FROZE WITH IT, THEN I TAPPED IT, THEN I HIT IT, THEN I STARTED IT OVER HOPING IT SAVED AFTER I BEAT THE GUY. NO SUCH LUCK.

LETS JUST CRY TOGETHER. KINGDOM HEARTS STYLE.

Hi muffin!

Yes, I called you muffin. Why? Well because I call people different things all the time, and this time it's muffin. It changes all the time. Like, like...
The color of a Chameleon! So as I said before. Hi tree-toad!

Quote(s) of the week 25.

Wow I have 5 post's inbetween this 'Quote(s) of the week --' and the last one! I think I deserve a cookie!


1...

H: Your pants are aflame with LIES!


2...

JP: We all thought 'tickle me elmo' was cute too... Until the robot upriseing... Then he was just plain adorable.


3...

G: I don't see the glass as half empty or half full, It's just a glass with someone else's dirty germs on it.


4...

P: Whoever invented the English language obviously did not design it with this sort of scenario in mind.


5...

J: Doctor they've got guns!

D: And I haven't. Which makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine.

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What was that? You don't get the quotes? Because there's no 'Why it's funny'?
TO BAD!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

OMFG!!!

SO I LOG ONTO MY FAVORITE WEBSITE ! RIGHT? AND I'M READING-READING-READING AND THE NEW POST SAYS THEY DESIGNED SOME T-SHIRTS FOR THEIR SITE AND THEY HAVE A LINK OF THE WEBSITE SELLING THEM, NEXT TO SOME OF THE PICTURES OF THE DESIGNS! RIGHT? SO I CLICK IT MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS! RIGHT? SO I GET THERE AND START BROWSING SOME OF THE TEES, AND I HAD TO HOLD MY CHAIR A LITTLE TIGHTER, TO STOP MYSELF FROM FALLING OUT OF IT. WHY? BECAUSE I SAW THESE AMAZING, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, MASTER PIECES!!!
AND BECAUSE I CAN NOT DESCRIBE THESE FANTASTIC WORKS OF NONFICTION WITH MERE WORDS! I MUST SHOW YOU!!!

IT SAYS "The Cake is a Lie" over and over until the end when it says "But our love is not." Precious.


OMG THE SHARK WITH RAZOR SHARP TEETH HAS A GUN! FEAR THE GUN, NOT HIM, he's adorable.


In Soviet Russia, blog read you.


There was a Heartless one, but I have a heart. A big one with blood, and vains, and it's red, and I wuv it! <3


From Iron Man! Don't be jelious Tony, we can share!



WELL THE GIST OF MY STORY IS THAT ONE THING LEAD TO ANOTHER, AND I'M GOING JOB HUNTING TOMORROW.

Future Video Game Critict. NOT!

So it's like 11:04pm and I really want to play a video game. But not tonight, tomorrow night. Anyways I don't know what I want to play.
I beat my three favorite games Jak II: Renegade (PS2), Jak 3 (PS2), and Daxter (PSP).
So I don't know what to play. I don't have Jak and Daxter (PS2) so I need you guys to help me out. Should I play until I beat:


Jak X: Combat Racing (PS2) - The spin off game of the Jak trilogy.

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The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge - Game for the movie.


Kingdom Hearts II - The next game in the kingdom hearts saga.

Pleas help me out here.

120TH POST!!!

NOT ONLY IS THIS MY 120TH POST, BUT IT'S THE 100TH POST FOR THE YEAR 2008!!! SO NOT ONLY IS IT TOTALLY AWESOME BECAUSE IT'S THE 120TH POST, BUT IT'S ALSO TOTALLY AWESOME BECAUSE IT'S THE 100TH POST! I MIGHT HAVE JUST SAID THAT, BUT I DON'T LISTEN TO MYSELF SO I WOULDN'T KNOW. LOVE YOU ALL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR NONEXISTENT SUPPORT! I KNOW YOU TRY!

WHICH IS IT? WHICH IS IT? 120? 100? WELL I DID 100 ALREADY SO... WELL I CAN'T JUST FORGET IT AND ACT LIKE THE 100 ISN'T EVEN THERE. CAN I? DAM NO I'LL JUST DO BOTH!

Lookie what I drawded!

I found my drawing tablet! It has been lost in the void that is my basement for a wile now. So to celebrate the finding of it, I drawded a pretty pretty picture!
Here you go!



He's a killer robot; with clamp hands, and a light pad, and a voice box, and antennas, and lazer eyes, and a neck! It's AWESOME!!!

VOTE OBAMA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

Hey a vote for Obama, is a vote for a world in 100 years.

Quote(s) of the week 24.

I put up your quotes early, and I gave you alot. Why? Because I love you.


No. 1...

F: Why don't you go to the dentist?

C: Oh, I don't like going to the dentist.

B: Yeah me nether, every time I go my tongue gets depressed. :p=

(Why it's funny: A tongue depressor, ha ha ha!)


NO. 2...

GC: They're always like, "Get on the plane! Get on the plane!" Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane!

(Why it's funny: At air ports, they will tell you to get on the plane, when you want to get in it.)


NO. 3...

D: I'm a bit of a hermit.

M: W-a hermit? With uh friends?

D: Hermits united. We meet up every 10 years, talk stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit.

(Why it's funny: Hermit- Any person living in seclusion; recluse)


No. 4...

B: Your our teacher?

D: Correct-a-moon-do! A word I have never used before, and hope to never will again.

(Why it's funny: It's a silly word, correct-a-moon-do is.)


No. 5...

J: Don't go messing with those salt and pepper shakers! Those salt and pepper shakers will fuck you up whinehouse!

(Why it's funny: They were talking about darlecks, and Amy Whinehouse said they're just salt and pepper shakers.)

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I love you all.

Today?

Today I woke up, at 6:00 am, to Mike and J yelling over something. I'm not sure what because I turned my music on right away and went back to sleep. Then four hours later I woke up again, this time I stayed awake. I got up and went into the kitchen, and to my surprise there was pink cake frosting every where. On the outside door, the floor, the fridge, the stove, the wall, and the cabinets. It looked like there was some sort of Muffin Man gang drive by. So being the good Samaritan that I am I cleaned most of it up, then I went to see if Mike was asleep. (Mike, and not J because I could tell that J was asleep by the loud snoring coming from his room's door.) I taped quietly on Mike's door, just in case he was asleep and then pushed it open. He was awake and I asked him what the hell happened in the kitchen. He said that J had barged in wile he was making food for himself with a spoon full of frosting, yelling "EAT IT!" Mike of coarse replayed to this demand with a "smack in the face". I told Mike that he had to clean it up, he did, and we went on to have a nice conversation. That is until he ran outside and I locked the door. He saw that I locked it and went to the window, that was closed but had a screen. He did not ask me to open it, but instead lifted the screen and reached into the house in an attempt to unlock the door. I replied to this by grabbing the broom and poking his arm with the handle, until he stopped trying. Then he jumped in through the window, which was above ground next to the sink, in the middle of the wall. Right after he got his head, neck, and shoulders inside the house the window closed, no fault of mine. He yelled and pushed it open a bit and turned his body sideways so that it would open a bit more then he moved more of himself into the house and it closed again. This went on until he got his knees into the house and he told me to go see how ridiculous he looked with his legs hanging out the window. I opened the now unlocked door and tripped of the ledge on accident. I saw his legs and laughed my ass of, then I went back inside and helped him in. Then we laughed and went our separate ways. I made myself some food for breakfast and he played a video game. Then I watched some TV for a little wile. Then PEZ got home and I said hello. I went to take a shower and right before I did my friend Nichole txted me and asked if I wanted to hang our downtown. I said sure in like 20 min and she said "OK hurry up". We met downtown and had a lovely day of walking around, I got a spray paint tattoo of a pink elephant and we said hi to my other friend, Krystal who was also with us,'s sister and her friend Ginger, and their gay friend Scot, or turkey sandwich for short. Then we went to a spa junk shop and looked what they had, there my friends both sprayed many perfumes on me making me smell like some sort of sick flower patch next to a cologne factory. I also touched all of the creepy horse sculptures downtown (they are a part of some sort of cult like celebration.) After all of that I went home and talked to PEZ, Mike and J. Then I went onto my computer and my mo told me that I need to blog more, so then I went onto, Blogger.com and started writing about my day. And I started like this.

Today I woke up...