Quote(s) of the week 24.

I put up your quotes early, and I gave you alot. Why? Because I love you.


No. 1...

F: Why don't you go to the dentist?

C: Oh, I don't like going to the dentist.

B: Yeah me nether, every time I go my tongue gets depressed. :p=

(Why it's funny: A tongue depressor, ha ha ha!)


NO. 2...

GC: They're always like, "Get on the plane! Get on the plane!" Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane!

(Why it's funny: At air ports, they will tell you to get on the plane, when you want to get in it.)


NO. 3...

D: I'm a bit of a hermit.

M: W-a hermit? With uh friends?

D: Hermits united. We meet up every 10 years, talk stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit.

(Why it's funny: Hermit- Any person living in seclusion; recluse)


No. 4...

B: Your our teacher?

D: Correct-a-moon-do! A word I have never used before, and hope to never will again.

(Why it's funny: It's a silly word, correct-a-moon-do is.)


No. 5...

J: Don't go messing with those salt and pepper shakers! Those salt and pepper shakers will fuck you up whinehouse!

(Why it's funny: They were talking about darlecks, and Amy Whinehouse said they're just salt and pepper shakers.)

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