ARG!!!

Yar yar yar, arr arg arr yar agry arg yar.

[Spits]

Aye, that be better! Ahoy me fellow blog intruders, I pulled a mutiny on this here blog and the old owner be in the brig. The wench put up a good fight, but stood no chance against me men. Ah but where are me manners, I be Captain Ethel Kidd. But my friends call me Mad Kidd ever since I killed that baker. You better hope your my friend or you'll be joining the wench in the brig.

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Oh you are my friend? How lovely. Now join me and me crew for some grog and listen to the hornpipe that be playing.

[9 hours later. The party is over and everyone is asleep]

[Large crash coming from under, the back of the deck]

[Girl runs up]

G: For the love of all that is holy you have to help me out of here!

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G: Don't be dumb! It's me Caetie! Now you have to help me! These idiots showed up flailing their guns and talking like pirates. They demanded I handed over the rights to my blog. I don't know why I mean there are no real rights. They didn't even ask for my password. Which is what they should have done if they wanted my blog. So here's what I'm thinking all I have to do is use the tools on the ship to delete all browsing history. That will remove my password, and in doing so kick these idiots off of my blog and saving us. Then all I have to do is run a virus scan. Once my ship gets a load of these idiots they'll be history. What do you say, are you up for a daring rescue?

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C: GREAT!!! Let's get started!!!

[One truely epic rescue later]

C: WE DID IT!!! MY BLOG IS SAVED AND IT'S PARTLY THANKS TO YOU, but mostly me. AWESOMENESS!!! NOW GET OUT!!!