Quote(s) of the week 23.

With everything that has happened this week, me waking up when the sun goes down, me adding color to the picture I drew in black and white in October, InuYasha ending after 12 years of runing, Samuel Wallis sighting Tahiti making him the first European to reach the island 241 years ago, and my friend Emma celebrating her 14th birthday last sunday, I wanted to do something special. So I'm going to tell you (if I know) where my quotes came from! I hope your enjoy this one time thing.



Yakitate!! Ja-Pan...

K: SO YOU WEREN'T STABBED?

G: No I really have been stabbed. It's just that I'm durable so I'm still alive.

K: Like that's possible...

G: When you become a world-class clown of my skill, it's obvious that terrorists and spies from various countries will try to kill you. Since I usually dodge these attempts skilfully, I guess you folks never noticed. In just this tournament, I have been on the receiving end of many hundreds of terrorist attacks.

K: That's so stupid I don't know what to say.

(Why it's funny: He just collapsed with a knife in his back. Everyone was blaming 'K' for murder when he stood up.)




Doctor Who...


O: The beast and his armies shall rise from the pit to make war against God.

R: I'm sorry?

['O' taps his voice box.]

O: Apologies. I said I hope you enjoy your meal.

(Why it's funny: The Ood are like alien servents and he talks throught a voice box, and the box said that. Tee-hee.)






Prettyhunter...

P: There is a fine line between insanity and genius....I have erased this line.

(Why it's funny: IT'S A JOKE, COME ON! LAUGH! DON'T COMPLANE! JUST LAUGH! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET IT! IT'S FUNNY! I PROMIS!)



Doctor Who (again)...

G: Oh sorry sir, shouldn't you be at the coronation?

D: They're saving me a seat!

T: Who did he think your were?

D: King of Belgium, apparently!

(Why it's funny: The doctor used psychic paper to trick the guard.)



Burn Notice...

F: Michael would change his identity and disappear to get out of a parking ticket.

(Why it's funny: Michael is... er was a spy and so he could do that.)



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Well that's all folks! Just so you know there was this like huge marathon of Doctor Who on like three days ago so that's why there's like 2 quotes from it. :D ENJOY BOTH OF THEM!