Today?

Today I woke up, at 6:00 am, to Mike and J yelling over something. I'm not sure what because I turned my music on right away and went back to sleep. Then four hours later I woke up again, this time I stayed awake. I got up and went into the kitchen, and to my surprise there was pink cake frosting every where. On the outside door, the floor, the fridge, the stove, the wall, and the cabinets. It looked like there was some sort of Muffin Man gang drive by. So being the good Samaritan that I am I cleaned most of it up, then I went to see if Mike was asleep. (Mike, and not J because I could tell that J was asleep by the loud snoring coming from his room's door.) I taped quietly on Mike's door, just in case he was asleep and then pushed it open. He was awake and I asked him what the hell happened in the kitchen. He said that J had barged in wile he was making food for himself with a spoon full of frosting, yelling "EAT IT!" Mike of coarse replayed to this demand with a "smack in the face". I told Mike that he had to clean it up, he did, and we went on to have a nice conversation. That is until he ran outside and I locked the door. He saw that I locked it and went to the window, that was closed but had a screen. He did not ask me to open it, but instead lifted the screen and reached into the house in an attempt to unlock the door. I replied to this by grabbing the broom and poking his arm with the handle, until he stopped trying. Then he jumped in through the window, which was above ground next to the sink, in the middle of the wall. Right after he got his head, neck, and shoulders inside the house the window closed, no fault of mine. He yelled and pushed it open a bit and turned his body sideways so that it would open a bit more then he moved more of himself into the house and it closed again. This went on until he got his knees into the house and he told me to go see how ridiculous he looked with his legs hanging out the window. I opened the now unlocked door and tripped of the ledge on accident. I saw his legs and laughed my ass of, then I went back inside and helped him in. Then we laughed and went our separate ways. I made myself some food for breakfast and he played a video game. Then I watched some TV for a little wile. Then PEZ got home and I said hello. I went to take a shower and right before I did my friend Nichole txted me and asked if I wanted to hang our downtown. I said sure in like 20 min and she said "OK hurry up". We met downtown and had a lovely day of walking around, I got a spray paint tattoo of a pink elephant and we said hi to my other friend, Krystal who was also with us,'s sister and her friend Ginger, and their gay friend Scot, or turkey sandwich for short. Then we went to a spa junk shop and looked what they had, there my friends both sprayed many perfumes on me making me smell like some sort of sick flower patch next to a cologne factory. I also touched all of the creepy horse sculptures downtown (they are a part of some sort of cult like celebration.) After all of that I went home and talked to PEZ, Mike and J. Then I went onto my computer and my mo told me that I need to blog more, so then I went onto, Blogger.com and started writing about my day. And I started like this.

Today I woke up...