Quote(s) of the week 21.

I could do a super like long beginning before my actual quotes, but I don't think I will.

JUST KIDDING! Well I'll start off by singing you a song.
I HAD A DREAM THAT EVERY BODY COULD SWIM! IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM WHERE NOBODY DIED! WHY? BECAUSE EVERY BODY COULD SWIM! AND DROWNING IS ONE OF THE MOST COMMON DEATHS IN THE WORLD! SO THAT'S WHY I THINK THAT IF EVERY BODY COULD SWIM THEN NOBODY WOULD DIE!!!

THE END! Lovely huh? Wrote it myself.


First off...

A: Kill him. I'm gonna kill him. Bury him, dig him up, and kill him again.

(Why it's funny: 'A' got tricked 3 times by the same guy, so when he realised that he had been tricked again, he reacted this way.)

Second is...

C: He let the dog out of the bag.

A: Cat.

C: He let the dog out of the cat.

(Why it's funny: The saying is 'Let the cat out of the bag' and 'C' messed it up so 'A' tried to help him.)


Third up to bat...

M: OH I FEEL LIKE A PIG IN SLOP!

R: Well then you should be happy!

M: What?

R: That's what it means! "A pig in slop" it means your happy!

M: I have never understood that. Why would anybody be happy in slop?!

(Why it's funny: 'R' and 'M' just fell into a sewer, a gross one at that. And 'M' thought it was gross so he said that. It's an old British saying.)


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OK well that's that. Love you all and tune in next week. Same time same quotes.