My quotes. Now with added mint flavor!

B: Try not to wake up on fire.

(If at first you don't succeed, go to a burn ward.)
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B: Don't though a baby at anything, even a bugler.

(Not even when your babysitting? DAMN!)
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R: Wait..is that a new freckle? Bloody..! What, are they breeding now?

(Counting freckles is not a fun task)
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R: There! By the punch bowl! Did that fellow just look her over with an admiring eye? He DID! No... wait... he's looking away again... yes, walk away... there's a good lad. I would've hated to ruin that perfectly good bowl of punch by drowning you in it.

(Aw, Reg is so sweet.)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY STACY!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STACY MY OLD FRIEND, NOT TO SAY THAT YOUR OLD. IT'S JUST WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE...
NEVER MIND, THE FIRST TWO WORDS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT MATER. WHERE DOES THE TIME GO? IT SEEMS LIKE JUST LAST YEAR I WAS DOING THE SAME THING I AM NOW. ALMOST EXACTLY A YEAR, THAT'S TO WEIRD TO BE A COINCIDENCE. I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT THE CONNECTION COULD BE...
IT MATTERS NOT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WILL NOW FETCH YOUR CAKE.







Now this looks like a panda, right? WRONG! This is the same turtle as last year. He is in disguise in order to infiltrate The Ursidae Mafia. There has recently been a series of bank robberies and the cops believe they might have had something to do with it, but the cops couldn't tie it to them. They then called Turtleman in to help, as a last resort. Being the turtle of the people he gladly lent a hand. Unfortunately the costume someone, not me, constructed was so bad that they figured it out right away and ate him. It's a sad day for turtles everywhere. Well I'm just guessing, either he was eaten, or the disguise is working perfectly and he has the evidence the cops need to bust the mob. Either way it's a sad day for someone.

And that's why I made you a panda cake.

I LOVE YOU AND I WISH YOU THE BESTEST BIRTHDAY ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE, EVER!

Quote(s) of the week 37.

A month late and dollar less.

Enjoy.


Letter A...

G: I give you this rose. Hopefully you, unlike this rose, will not be cut down in your prime and your corpse displayed as a sign of affection.

(Why it's funny: What a lovely sentiment to go with such a nice gift.)


Letter B...

V: I am a very important man. I've got a tower

(Why it's funny: Ah Valentine, your repetitive use of this saying is quite enjoyable.)


Letter C...

H: I look upset.

A: Go. Talk to yourself.

H: No way! I scare me, you do it.

(Why it's funny: Time twins amuse me, OK?)



Letter D...

H: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

V: Absolutely. If we put little wheels on the bottoms of our shoes, we could just roll around everywhere...

(Why it's funny: That is a good idea.)

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY SHAWN-O!!!!

HEY PEOPLE IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHAWN RECENTLY HAD ANOTHER BIRTHDAY, little jerk having birthdays once a year. WELL ANYWAYS, TO CELEBRATE I MADE HIM A CAKE! ONLY IT'S SECRETLY PIE AND NOT CAKE AT ALL, JUST REMEMBER IT'S A SECRET. SO IF YOU SEE SHAWN DON'T LET HIM KNOW IT'S NOT CAKE. IT WOULD CRUSH HIM.

HERE YOU GO SHAWN A NICE YUMMY CAKE.

POST 169!!!

WELL, WELL, WELL. IT APPEARS THAT I CAN'T COUNT. I ENDED UP PUTTING MY POST UP WITH THE WRONG TITLE NUMBER.
WHOA IS ME. IT APPEARS I JUST CAN'T GET THIS HOLE, "COUNTING" THING RIGHT.
[giggle] OH WELL, YET AGAIN I HAVE EXPLAINED MY MISTAKE YET HAVE NOT FIXED IT.

CURIOUS.

ANYWAYS...
THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR NONEXISTENT SUPPORT, I LOVE THAT YOU MEAN TOO. YOUR PROBABLY JUST TO BUSY. IT'S FINE. [cry] REALLY.

Quote(s) of the week 36.

OHZ NOZ LOOK WHATZ HAPPENED, ALLZ OF MYZ NUMBERZ ARE THEIR CORRESPONDING SYMBOLZ ACCORDING TO THE TOP NUMBER BUTTONZ!!! NOWZ WHATZ WILL I DOZ? Meh, I'm sure it'll sort it's self out.

Oh and by the way the 'Zs stand for extra love. It'z true.


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L: One night I was in bed and looked up at the stars and I thought, where the heck did the ceiling go?


@...

C: Well hold him until you get that trace.

D: On what charge?

C: On the charge of freaking me the hell out.


#...

C: I want to tell you about the dream I had last night.

E: Were there clowns in it?

C: No.

E: I don't like dreams with clowns.

C: Who does?


$...

A: What's your specialty?

DK: Couples' counseling. I first saw the client and his wife together. Since the divorce I've been working with him alone.

A: So they came to you to improve their relationship, and now one wants to kill the other. Not your best work, was it, doctor?


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[GASP]! STILL NO 'Why it's funny'???

Yeah must have forgotten, I didn't forget to explain my reasons for them not being up, but I did forget to put them up. Curious.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Poe wrote on both.

Quote(s) of the week 35.

So hi guys, sorry for the late post. Oh wait, not I'm not. Well anyways I wrote a song and I thought you should hear it before you read my quotes. It's a work in progress so it's not done yet. It's sung to the tune of 'Row, row, row your boat.' Well here you go...

La la la, la-la, dee, dee dum doo dee. I-I-I li-li-like ha-ats a lot, I also like cake.

Enjoy.


The first one...

K: Why does it say: 'Welcome to you are "doom"'?

V: I, uh.

K: What does that even mean? And why for god sakes is doom in quotes?

V: I dunno.

K: Is-is this some sort of ironic doom? Is the wink implied?

V: You know, I dunno.

K: No. You don't.

(Why it's funny: Ironic doom is the best kind of doom.)


The next one...

W: Yep. Commence Operation Meth Nazis!

K: OPERATION WHAT?!

(Why it's funny: What an awful name for a mission.)


The following one...

P: To day is a great day for me, and by default a great day for Americans!

(Why it's funny: I just enjoy this one.)


The last one...

D: The secrete. Haven't ya heard? The law of attraction.

A: Ah.

D: Get with the program man.

A: What are you talking about?

D: [Sigh] If you think positively you become a magnet and pull in everything you want, towards you.

A: Really?

D: I figure if I concentrate on world peace maybe I can actually make it happen.

A: Your sitting here concentrating on world peace?

D: Oh god no! Gotta start smaller. I'm thinking Raquel Welch. Get her first, then go for peace.

(Why it's funny: Peace? HA!)


Have you noticed how my Why it's funny:'s have stopped explaining why the quote is funny?
Just something to think about.

Fun things to say.

Well I always randomly say things just because it's fun to say. So I want to see if these words/sayings are fun to say to you too. So the gist of this is I'll you your a phrase/word and all you have to do is say it to yourself. Ready? OK go ahead then.

Well what are you waiting for, start saying them.


Me thinks thou dost protest too much.

Flan.

Duty.

Goblins live in there.

Lemon.

Danke. [Donka]

Peach Pie.

That's how the dinosaurs died.

YOU CAN'T BANISH ME!

OK now that's about it, but I always like saying things if you know any fun things so say.

Qutoe(s) of the week 34.

Hi guys, well out of laziness I haven't updated my blog lately. So to make up for it I'm giving your some fruit. Now I know, I know, "Who likes fruit? Might as well say, I'm giving you a rock." Well your getting fruit and you going to like it, and look it's telling you what to do with it, makes your job even easyer.




Oh and no 'Why it's funny' this time, they're all pretty self explanatory.


Quote number one...
E: What's this embezzling thing?

A: Thank you for asking. It was sort of a half-Robin Hood kind of thing; I took from the rich.

E: And who'd you give to?

A: I kept it, thus the half-Robin Hood.


Quote number two...

T: I'm picking up your sarcasm.

R: Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.


Quote number three...

A: Objection, your Honor. You can't preface your second point with "first of all."


Quote number four...

A: You know we have a little saying in Massachusetts, "Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die." Until then!


Quote number five...

A: Let me tell me two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.

L: That's three things.

A: See? Not playing fair already. And I'm just getting started.


Quote number six...

Oh wait, I only have five. Well I hope you liked those ones.

Quote(s) of the week 33.

To celebrate Halloween I found some slightly goolish quotes, you know spooky. Good spooky not bad spooky, at least I think so. So Happy Halloween, now enjoy these quotes. Or you'll die in seven days.


1234...

F: Here are the keys to the Bermuda triangle. Lock up when the world ends.

(Why it's funny: Too silly :3)


1234...

SP: 1. If you see a zombie, kill it.
2. Forgo tattered clothing to ensure more efficient identification of the undead.
3. Loot first. Loot fast.
4. Cultivate and maintain a pack of loyal, yet vicious, dogs.
5. Embrace the agricultural lifestyle.
6. Give children swords. Younger plus Sharper equals Better Prepared.
7. Never go back. Move only forward.
8. The fence that keeps them out might be the cage that traps you in.
9. Learn to live without electricity, bullets, gasoline, and fear.
10. It is the end of the world. But it is also the beginning

(Why it's funny: My favorite is #8.)


1234...

C: This town sucks so much it's the only place in the world where the tomb stones read, "Best day of my life!"

(Why it's funny: Best quote ever.)


1234...

SP: I am the only candidate in this race who cares enough to give you what you need to survive the coming zombie horde. Look, here’s the point. The undead are currently dead. That means that Step One of their plan is already complete! You know what Step Three of their plan is? Eating your guts. Utilizing my Z.A.P.P strategy, you and yours can have the advantage when the dead walk among us. Which is going to happen very, very soon.

(Why it's funny: Scott Porter '08!)

FOUR DAY WEEKEND!!!

TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL THIS WEEK, thank god. WE GET THE NEXT TWO DAYS OFF AND TO CELEBRATE I'M GOING TO MELANIE'S HOUSE TO WATCH HORROR MOVIES AND THEN FRIDAY/HALLOWEEN I'M GOING TO PERNILLE'S HOUSE TO AGAIN WATCH HORROR MOVIES. IT'S GOING TO BE EPIC! BUT FOR TODAY I'M GOING TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! SUPER EXCITING.

SO I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD WEEK AND FOR THE RECORD THE BEST HORROR MOVIE I CAN THINK OF IS Nightmare on Elm st, 4, Dream warriors.
SO GO BUY IT AND WATCH IT, NOW.

Some have drugs I have cartoons.

Recently my friend asked me what my favorite cartoons characters are. I told her that I can't pick five, I don't have five, I only have three. So for your enjoyment, my favorite cartoon characters! Because I'm bored and it sounds like fun.

Here your go...




My number three is FREDFREDBURGER!!!

He loves frozen yogurt and nachos. His hobbies include spelling his name, crying, and annoying the Grim reaper. His best friend is Jeff the spider and both have recently join an organization of his creation by the name of "Underfist!" You gotta love your little green/yellow elephant guy.
Quote: "Hello mister, I can spell my name real good. F-R-E-D-F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R. FREDFREDBURGER! Yes."








My number two is GIR!!!

Gir loves "The Evil Monkey Show", dancing, pigs, tacos, cupcakes, and chocolate flavored bubblegum. His hobbies include dancing, keeping bee hives in his head, and making bacon flavored soap. His best friend/boss is Zim and together they try to take over the world! Is it wrong to love a little robot descised as a dog?
Quote: "Doom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom. Doomy-doom-doom-doom! Doomy-doomy-doo! Doomy-doom-doo-doomy-doom-doom-doom..."






MY NUMBER ONE IS FLAPJACK!!!

Flapjack loves candy, Bubbie (his whale), and ADVENTURE! His hobbies included searching for Candied Island, playing with plague rats, and bothering the inhabitants of Stormalong Harbor. His best friend is Captain K'nuckles who drinks maple syrup straight from the bottle, but together they have wacky adventures trying to obtain candy. I just can't resist his cute little laugh, and the squeaks his shoes make when he walks.
Quote: " Why are all of the sea monsters shivering?"



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These are my favorite cartoonies, but what are your favorites?