Qutoe(s) of the week 34.

Hi guys, well out of laziness I haven't updated my blog lately. So to make up for it I'm giving your some fruit. Now I know, I know, "Who likes fruit? Might as well say, I'm giving you a rock." Well your getting fruit and you going to like it, and look it's telling you what to do with it, makes your job even easyer.




Oh and no 'Why it's funny' this time, they're all pretty self explanatory.


Quote number one...
E: What's this embezzling thing?

A: Thank you for asking. It was sort of a half-Robin Hood kind of thing; I took from the rich.

E: And who'd you give to?

A: I kept it, thus the half-Robin Hood.


Quote number two...

T: I'm picking up your sarcasm.

R: Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.


Quote number three...

A: Objection, your Honor. You can't preface your second point with "first of all."


Quote number four...

A: You know we have a little saying in Massachusetts, "Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die." Until then!


Quote number five...

A: Let me tell me two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.

L: That's three things.

A: See? Not playing fair already. And I'm just getting started.


Quote number six...

Oh wait, I only have five. Well I hope you liked those ones.