Quote(s) of the week 35.

So hi guys, sorry for the late post. Oh wait, not I'm not. Well anyways I wrote a song and I thought you should hear it before you read my quotes. It's a work in progress so it's not done yet. It's sung to the tune of 'Row, row, row your boat.' Well here you go...

La la la, la-la, dee, dee dum doo dee. I-I-I li-li-like ha-ats a lot, I also like cake.

Enjoy.


The first one...

K: Why does it say: 'Welcome to you are "doom"'?

V: I, uh.

K: What does that even mean? And why for god sakes is doom in quotes?

V: I dunno.

K: Is-is this some sort of ironic doom? Is the wink implied?

V: You know, I dunno.

K: No. You don't.

(Why it's funny: Ironic doom is the best kind of doom.)


The next one...

W: Yep. Commence Operation Meth Nazis!

K: OPERATION WHAT?!

(Why it's funny: What an awful name for a mission.)


The following one...

P: To day is a great day for me, and by default a great day for Americans!

(Why it's funny: I just enjoy this one.)


The last one...

D: The secrete. Haven't ya heard? The law of attraction.

A: Ah.

D: Get with the program man.

A: What are you talking about?

D: [Sigh] If you think positively you become a magnet and pull in everything you want, towards you.

A: Really?

D: I figure if I concentrate on world peace maybe I can actually make it happen.

A: Your sitting here concentrating on world peace?

D: Oh god no! Gotta start smaller. I'm thinking Raquel Welch. Get her first, then go for peace.

(Why it's funny: Peace? HA!)


Have you noticed how my Why it's funny:'s have stopped explaining why the quote is funny?
Just something to think about.