Quote(s) of the week 33.

To celebrate Halloween I found some slightly goolish quotes, you know spooky. Good spooky not bad spooky, at least I think so. So Happy Halloween, now enjoy these quotes. Or you'll die in seven days.


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F: Here are the keys to the Bermuda triangle. Lock up when the world ends.

(Why it's funny: Too silly :3)


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SP: 1. If you see a zombie, kill it.
2. Forgo tattered clothing to ensure more efficient identification of the undead.
3. Loot first. Loot fast.
4. Cultivate and maintain a pack of loyal, yet vicious, dogs.
5. Embrace the agricultural lifestyle.
6. Give children swords. Younger plus Sharper equals Better Prepared.
7. Never go back. Move only forward.
8. The fence that keeps them out might be the cage that traps you in.
9. Learn to live without electricity, bullets, gasoline, and fear.
10. It is the end of the world. But it is also the beginning

(Why it's funny: My favorite is #8.)


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C: This town sucks so much it's the only place in the world where the tomb stones read, "Best day of my life!"

(Why it's funny: Best quote ever.)


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SP: I am the only candidate in this race who cares enough to give you what you need to survive the coming zombie horde. Look, here’s the point. The undead are currently dead. That means that Step One of their plan is already complete! You know what Step Three of their plan is? Eating your guts. Utilizing my Z.A.P.P strategy, you and yours can have the advantage when the dead walk among us. Which is going to happen very, very soon.

(Why it's funny: Scott Porter '08!)