GUESS WHAT DAY 3 DAYS AGO WAS???

NOW FRIENDS, IN ALL THE STRANGE EVENTS SURROUNDING MY YOUNG BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY I WAS UNABLE TO GIVE HIM A PROPER BIRTHDAY SHOUT-OUT! SO HERE I GO THREE DAYS LATE...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY J, OLD BUDDY, OLD BOY, OLD PAL!

I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER, BUT BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN ONE IN A HALF YEARS AFTER ME WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. NO MATTER THOUGH BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU.

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOUR RED HAIR, YOUR STRANGE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, YOUR ODD RESEMBLANCE TO ORANGUTANS, BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE THE WAY YOUR NOT REALLY FUNNY. WATCHING YOU TRY TO MAKE JOKES IS THE REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING. SO BRAVO MY LITTLE BRO, YOUR ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND YOU LOOK MUCH LESS LIKE SOMETHING I SEE IN A ZOO. AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THAT'S ALL WE CAN REALLY ASK FOR. I LOVE YOU BUDDY AND TO CELEBRATE ANOTHER AWESOME YEAR I MADE AN AWESOME CAKE.

WHILE I GET IT YOU CAN LOOK AT A BABY PICTURE OF YOU PLAYING IN THE GRASS. YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.




Aw you were so cute back then.



No but seriously, here's your cake loving brother.




AND J SORRY FOR THE MONKEY JOKES, I KID BECAUSE I'M JEALOUS YOU CAN PICK THINGS UP WITH YOUR FEET. I LOVE YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT.