What's Your Deviant Type?

So I went onto my favorite art website and I saw that my Deviant Type was wrong. It said that I'm an Iconist: Pixel Artist, and that's just not right so I had to change it.
Now when changing your Deviant Type you need to chose from their preset choices. Now here are just a few that caught my eye.

Writer: Pseudo-intellectual
Skinner: Skin Programmer
Deviant: Pornographic Connoisseur
Artisan: Doll Maker
Deviant: Angelina Jolie Fetishist
Deviant: Old Fart
Artist: Cartoonist ---- ME!!!
Deviant: Lurker

Need I go on?