HAPPY BIRTHDAY STACY!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STACY MY OLD FRIEND, NOT TO SAY THAT YOUR OLD. IT'S JUST WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE...
NEVER MIND, THE FIRST TWO WORDS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT MATER. WHERE DOES THE TIME GO? IT SEEMS LIKE JUST LAST YEAR I WAS DOING THE SAME THING I AM NOW. ALMOST EXACTLY A YEAR, THAT'S TO WEIRD TO BE A COINCIDENCE. I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT THE CONNECTION COULD BE...
IT MATTERS NOT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WILL NOW FETCH YOUR CAKE.







Now this looks like a panda, right? WRONG! This is the same turtle as last year. He is in disguise in order to infiltrate The Ursidae Mafia. There has recently been a series of bank robberies and the cops believe they might have had something to do with it, but the cops couldn't tie it to them. They then called Turtleman in to help, as a last resort. Being the turtle of the people he gladly lent a hand. Unfortunately the costume someone, not me, constructed was so bad that they figured it out right away and ate him. It's a sad day for turtles everywhere. Well I'm just guessing, either he was eaten, or the disguise is working perfectly and he has the evidence the cops need to bust the mob. Either way it's a sad day for someone.

And that's why I made you a panda cake.

I LOVE YOU AND I WISH YOU THE BESTEST BIRTHDAY ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE, EVER!