Quote(s) of the week 27.

Wow, there have been like no posts in between this Quote(s) of the week and my last one and I'm late. Oh well, I guess no cookie for me this week.
Meh.


Een...

M: I just don’t get it, sir. I mean, you’ve met a president before.

MY: It was Bush! That doesn’t count!

M: Here we go.

MY: His endorsement is critical. What if I say the wrong thing? What if I slap him?

M: W-why-why-why would you slap… The president?

MY: I don’t know. You tell yourself, don’t slap the president - don’t slap the president - don’t slap the president. The next thing you know, you're backhanding him like a mouthy caddie

(Why it's funny: He was the governor of NY and he was meeting the president)


Twee...

O: Just remember, a good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dude that was freakin' awesome!"

(Why it's funny: If he/she's in jail with you, then he/she did what ever you did to get thrown in jail.)


Drie...

N: ...literally your skin would melt off. And if you by chance survive the pain and trauma of that, you would drown on your own tongue as it melted in the next stage of the process...

B: GOD I LOVE THE NEWS, it's so damn cheery!

(Why it's funny: It wasn't the news, he was walking through the room and he over heard his SciFi movie. It would've fooled me.)


Vier...

T: Daddy, how did you meet Mommy? Well, Mommy was a drunken castoff.

P: Daddy, can I be a drunken castoff too?

T: Dream big.

(Why it's funny: 'T' was saying what would happen and 'P' was humoring him if, blah blah blah, dose anybody really read this? How don't you get that?)

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Meh, I'm just lazy this week. Oh well enjoy your 4 quotes.