Quote(s) of the week 25.

Wow I have 5 post's inbetween this 'Quote(s) of the week --' and the last one! I think I deserve a cookie!


1...

H: Your pants are aflame with LIES!


2...

JP: We all thought 'tickle me elmo' was cute too... Until the robot upriseing... Then he was just plain adorable.


3...

G: I don't see the glass as half empty or half full, It's just a glass with someone else's dirty germs on it.


4...

P: Whoever invented the English language obviously did not design it with this sort of scenario in mind.


5...

J: Doctor they've got guns!

D: And I haven't. Which makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine.

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What was that? You don't get the quotes? Because there's no 'Why it's funny'?
TO BAD!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!