I love zombies ^_^

I love how slow they are, I love how gross they look, I love the way the moan the word "Brains" for no real reason, I love to draw muffin versions of them, I love way they trap people in malls, but most of all I love their hugs.

The other day I went to hug my friend Jess. So I put my arms out and started to walk towards her, my backpack was really heavy and so I was walking a bit slow, and I'm naturally clumsy so I stumbled a bit. I said, "Huuuggggg." and hugged her, then she looked at me and said, "Nice zombie hug." I was confused so I did it again, but instead of hugging Jess I hugged Rachel. Jess said, "Oh no are we going to turn into hug zombies too?" "Only if being a hug zombie is contagious, I am the first one so I wouldn't know." I stated. We turned around and Rachel went, "Huuuggggg." and attacked Meliony, the next thing I knew there were hug zombies everywhere. It was the strangest thing ever. I loved it.

So I'm zombie hugging your with my mind right now. Now go zombie hug every one else, GO AND SPREAD MY EVIL ZOMBIE PLAGUE UPON THE REST OF THE WORLD BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Or not whatever. I love you almost as much as zombies. Almost.

Peace!