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Hey a vote for Obama, is a vote for a world in 100 years.

Quote(s) of the week 24.

I put up your quotes early, and I gave you alot. Why? Because I love you.


No. 1...

F: Why don't you go to the dentist?

C: Oh, I don't like going to the dentist.

B: Yeah me nether, every time I go my tongue gets depressed. :p=

(Why it's funny: A tongue depressor, ha ha ha!)


NO. 2...

GC: They're always like, "Get on the plane! Get on the plane!" Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane!

(Why it's funny: At air ports, they will tell you to get on the plane, when you want to get in it.)


NO. 3...

D: I'm a bit of a hermit.

M: W-a hermit? With uh friends?

D: Hermits united. We meet up every 10 years, talk stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit.

(Why it's funny: Hermit- Any person living in seclusion; recluse)


No. 4...

B: Your our teacher?

D: Correct-a-moon-do! A word I have never used before, and hope to never will again.

(Why it's funny: It's a silly word, correct-a-moon-do is.)


No. 5...

J: Don't go messing with those salt and pepper shakers! Those salt and pepper shakers will fuck you up whinehouse!

(Why it's funny: They were talking about darlecks, and Amy Whinehouse said they're just salt and pepper shakers.)

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I love you all.

Today?

Today I woke up, at 6:00 am, to Mike and J yelling over something. I'm not sure what because I turned my music on right away and went back to sleep. Then four hours later I woke up again, this time I stayed awake. I got up and went into the kitchen, and to my surprise there was pink cake frosting every where. On the outside door, the floor, the fridge, the stove, the wall, and the cabinets. It looked like there was some sort of Muffin Man gang drive by. So being the good Samaritan that I am I cleaned most of it up, then I went to see if Mike was asleep. (Mike, and not J because I could tell that J was asleep by the loud snoring coming from his room's door.) I taped quietly on Mike's door, just in case he was asleep and then pushed it open. He was awake and I asked him what the hell happened in the kitchen. He said that J had barged in wile he was making food for himself with a spoon full of frosting, yelling "EAT IT!" Mike of coarse replayed to this demand with a "smack in the face". I told Mike that he had to clean it up, he did, and we went on to have a nice conversation. That is until he ran outside and I locked the door. He saw that I locked it and went to the window, that was closed but had a screen. He did not ask me to open it, but instead lifted the screen and reached into the house in an attempt to unlock the door. I replied to this by grabbing the broom and poking his arm with the handle, until he stopped trying. Then he jumped in through the window, which was above ground next to the sink, in the middle of the wall. Right after he got his head, neck, and shoulders inside the house the window closed, no fault of mine. He yelled and pushed it open a bit and turned his body sideways so that it would open a bit more then he moved more of himself into the house and it closed again. This went on until he got his knees into the house and he told me to go see how ridiculous he looked with his legs hanging out the window. I opened the now unlocked door and tripped of the ledge on accident. I saw his legs and laughed my ass of, then I went back inside and helped him in. Then we laughed and went our separate ways. I made myself some food for breakfast and he played a video game. Then I watched some TV for a little wile. Then PEZ got home and I said hello. I went to take a shower and right before I did my friend Nichole txted me and asked if I wanted to hang our downtown. I said sure in like 20 min and she said "OK hurry up". We met downtown and had a lovely day of walking around, I got a spray paint tattoo of a pink elephant and we said hi to my other friend, Krystal who was also with us,'s sister and her friend Ginger, and their gay friend Scot, or turkey sandwich for short. Then we went to a spa junk shop and looked what they had, there my friends both sprayed many perfumes on me making me smell like some sort of sick flower patch next to a cologne factory. I also touched all of the creepy horse sculptures downtown (they are a part of some sort of cult like celebration.) After all of that I went home and talked to PEZ, Mike and J. Then I went onto my computer and my mo told me that I need to blog more, so then I went onto, Blogger.com and started writing about my day. And I started like this.

Today I woke up...

Quote(s) of the week 23.

With everything that has happened this week, me waking up when the sun goes down, me adding color to the picture I drew in black and white in October, InuYasha ending after 12 years of runing, Samuel Wallis sighting Tahiti making him the first European to reach the island 241 years ago, and my friend Emma celebrating her 14th birthday last sunday, I wanted to do something special. So I'm going to tell you (if I know) where my quotes came from! I hope your enjoy this one time thing.



Yakitate!! Ja-Pan...

K: SO YOU WEREN'T STABBED?

G: No I really have been stabbed. It's just that I'm durable so I'm still alive.

K: Like that's possible...

G: When you become a world-class clown of my skill, it's obvious that terrorists and spies from various countries will try to kill you. Since I usually dodge these attempts skilfully, I guess you folks never noticed. In just this tournament, I have been on the receiving end of many hundreds of terrorist attacks.

K: That's so stupid I don't know what to say.

(Why it's funny: He just collapsed with a knife in his back. Everyone was blaming 'K' for murder when he stood up.)




Doctor Who...


O: The beast and his armies shall rise from the pit to make war against God.

R: I'm sorry?

['O' taps his voice box.]

O: Apologies. I said I hope you enjoy your meal.

(Why it's funny: The Ood are like alien servents and he talks throught a voice box, and the box said that. Tee-hee.)






Prettyhunter...

P: There is a fine line between insanity and genius....I have erased this line.

(Why it's funny: IT'S A JOKE, COME ON! LAUGH! DON'T COMPLANE! JUST LAUGH! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET IT! IT'S FUNNY! I PROMIS!)



Doctor Who (again)...

G: Oh sorry sir, shouldn't you be at the coronation?

D: They're saving me a seat!

T: Who did he think your were?

D: King of Belgium, apparently!

(Why it's funny: The doctor used psychic paper to trick the guard.)



Burn Notice...

F: Michael would change his identity and disappear to get out of a parking ticket.

(Why it's funny: Michael is... er was a spy and so he could do that.)



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Well that's all folks! Just so you know there was this like huge marathon of Doctor Who on like three days ago so that's why there's like 2 quotes from it. :D ENJOY BOTH OF THEM!

Is Japan desprate?

Well I was reading my favorite blog, that doesn't belong to me, and I came across an article that confused me a bit. In Japan men are getting more and more lonely. Weird, huh? "Why would you say that?" I'm sure your thinking, well that's because of all the technology coming out in Japan that's designed for men over the age of 20 is... well, lonely? Here let me show you.


Sega Toys are releasing a toy in Japan that will listen to you, when no one else will. The Pekkopa, an electronic fake plant! It will listen to you and respond to what you said. Do you have a secret that you just have to get off your chest? It'll move closer to hear every word. Do you have a sad story? Did you have a bad day? Well it feels your pain, and bows it's head in sadness. So now all those lonely Japanese men can have something to talk to!


That's not all, apparently men from Japan have never talked to a woman. Don't worry though! Because they have a product for that too!!!

"Well now there's a DVD out in Japan that contains 96 minutes of nothing but women just staring at you. They hardly talk, they don't move much, but they will stare the hell out of you. Don't worry, there is blinking involved, so it's not totally freaky. So what's the point of this thing? It's to help Japanese men gain confidence around women. It can be kind of uncomfortable around women if you're not used to it, so this DVD takes care of that job for you. & with 50 different women in total, you'll cure that shyness in no time. A few samples from the DVD can be seen below. Included is your typical Japanese girl with cleavage showing, a white women, & a... a little girl. I'm afraid to ask, really."


Not just that, but now I came across the continuation to that article.


"Meet EMA, the Eternal Maiden Actualization cyborg. She's only 38cm (15in) tall & will cost $175 when she goes on sale this September. But she does act like a girl by doing certain things like blowing kisses, singing, & dancing. & hey, she kinda has a chest going on there in the video above. On top of that, if you have two EMAs you can make them fight each other over you."


Creepy? No! Eccentric? No! Lonely? YES!

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The quotes were from my favorite blog. Remember? The one I told you about. Fun!

My music.

So I'm sitting here in my 18th hour of my 24 hour no sleep campaign and to stay up I'm using loud music. Really loud baby. So I'm sure your all dieing to know what I listen to. Well I will tell you, sing to you, and show you. OK well this is the crap I listen to.

Title - Artist

I kissed a girl (and I liked it), Hot 'N Cold, Your so gay - Katy Perry
Wood - Second person
Crazy loop (Mm ma ma) - Crazy loop
Lights out, Shut me up, Straight to video, La-Di-Da-Di - Mindless self indulgence
Lets see how far we've come - Matchbox 21
Life - E-Type
Alfie, Every thing's just wonderful, LND - Lilly Allen
Satellite - Guster
Stuttering - Ben's Brother
Look around - Something For Rockets
Take me out - Franz Ferdinand
ANYTHING BY JACK CONTE OR YAEL NAMI
She moves in her own way, Sofa song, Naive - Kooks
Diner - Martin Sexton
Mitternacht - E Nomine
Memories, Mother Earth, Stand my ground, Paint it black, Running up that hill... - Within Temptation
Precious time Glory days - Psychic lover
WAYYYY MORE...

But today I really like Pluto by Clare and the Reasons so I'm going to sing it for you, and show you pictures from their video.

Pluto I have some frightful news dear,

in the New York Times,
They've just reported you've been overthrown, (aah ahh ahh)
from your solar throne for good.

Pluto they say that you can't handle,
your own gravity.
Well how can you overcome your body force,
to clear the path for your own orbit.

Now all the planets will gather around and have a thing for you.
They'll wrap their orbits warmly around you and send you off with love.
Chin up Pluto the stars still want you and we down here do to!You know what to do, just keep on keeping on.

Pluto I have some frightful news dear,
in the New York Times,
They've just reported you've been overthrown, (aah ahh ahh)
from your solar throne for good.

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If you liked my singing, but want to hear the real thing, link in here. Love you all DOWN WITH SLEEP AND IT'S OPPRESSIVE WAYS!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ptgSD2ilzEo

HOLY CRAP!!!

Today I slept untill 7:00pm. No I am not joking, this really happened. When I woke up it was dark so I thought it was very early. But no, I took one look at my alarm and paniced. I jumped up and quickly changed into my normal non-pajama cloths. Then I ran into the frount room and sat down. When I got out there my brother and dad were both eating dinner. OOPS!!!

Quote(s) of the week 22.

Well yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum. Nah, I'm just kidding. It's me Caetie! Ahhhhhhh... whatever. Let's just get started.


Un...

B: Well you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

J: Well, you must be the exception that proves the rule.

(Why it's funny: It's funny OK? Just trust me, if you get it, it's funny.)


Deux...

D: It's not working anymore. Why is that? What's the difference between then and now?

G: Well it's darker now.

D: It's a screwdriver, it doesn't matter how light it is.

(Why it's funny: Screwdrivers can work at all hours of the day.)


Trois...

I: Talk to the sword, 'caues the hand don't give a crap!!!

(Why it's funny: 'I' attacked the creepy evil thing while yelling this. Funny.)

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Just so ya know, I was counting in french.

110TH POST!!!

DA-DA-DA-DA! DEE-DEE-DEE-DOO-DOO-DA! DA-DEE-DOO-DA-DEE-DOM-DA-DA! BUMP-BAH-DA! NEEEEW POOOOST! NE-E-E-E-EW POST! NOOOOOO-O-O-O-EW POST! DEE-DA-DA-DUM!

LOVE YOU ALL, HOPE YOU LOVED MY SONG.

ARG!!!

Yar yar yar, arr arg arr yar agry arg yar.

[Spits]

Aye, that be better! Ahoy me fellow blog intruders, I pulled a mutiny on this here blog and the old owner be in the brig. The wench put up a good fight, but stood no chance against me men. Ah but where are me manners, I be Captain Ethel Kidd. But my friends call me Mad Kidd ever since I killed that baker. You better hope your my friend or you'll be joining the wench in the brig.

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Oh you are my friend? How lovely. Now join me and me crew for some grog and listen to the hornpipe that be playing.

[9 hours later. The party is over and everyone is asleep]

[Large crash coming from under, the back of the deck]

[Girl runs up]

G: For the love of all that is holy you have to help me out of here!

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G: Don't be dumb! It's me Caetie! Now you have to help me! These idiots showed up flailing their guns and talking like pirates. They demanded I handed over the rights to my blog. I don't know why I mean there are no real rights. They didn't even ask for my password. Which is what they should have done if they wanted my blog. So here's what I'm thinking all I have to do is use the tools on the ship to delete all browsing history. That will remove my password, and in doing so kick these idiots off of my blog and saving us. Then all I have to do is run a virus scan. Once my ship gets a load of these idiots they'll be history. What do you say, are you up for a daring rescue?

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C: GREAT!!! Let's get started!!!

[One truely epic rescue later]

C: WE DID IT!!! MY BLOG IS SAVED AND IT'S PARTLY THANKS TO YOU, but mostly me. AWESOMENESS!!! NOW GET OUT!!!

Quote(s) of the week 21.

I could do a super like long beginning before my actual quotes, but I don't think I will.

JUST KIDDING! Well I'll start off by singing you a song.
I HAD A DREAM THAT EVERY BODY COULD SWIM! IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM WHERE NOBODY DIED! WHY? BECAUSE EVERY BODY COULD SWIM! AND DROWNING IS ONE OF THE MOST COMMON DEATHS IN THE WORLD! SO THAT'S WHY I THINK THAT IF EVERY BODY COULD SWIM THEN NOBODY WOULD DIE!!!

THE END! Lovely huh? Wrote it myself.


First off...

A: Kill him. I'm gonna kill him. Bury him, dig him up, and kill him again.

(Why it's funny: 'A' got tricked 3 times by the same guy, so when he realised that he had been tricked again, he reacted this way.)

Second is...

C: He let the dog out of the bag.

A: Cat.

C: He let the dog out of the cat.

(Why it's funny: The saying is 'Let the cat out of the bag' and 'C' messed it up so 'A' tried to help him.)


Third up to bat...

M: OH I FEEL LIKE A PIG IN SLOP!

R: Well then you should be happy!

M: What?

R: That's what it means! "A pig in slop" it means your happy!

M: I have never understood that. Why would anybody be happy in slop?!

(Why it's funny: 'R' and 'M' just fell into a sewer, a gross one at that. And 'M' thought it was gross so he said that. It's an old British saying.)


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OK well that's that. Love you all and tune in next week. Same time same quotes.

My super fun dance.

I went to my super fun boat dance, and I must say it was so worth it. I looked fabulous, I looked fabulous, and I had a fabulous time. So to celebrate my fabulousness I am going to share my pictures with you.

Me and mo.


Me and a tree.

Me and Pernille.


Me and Lia.

"FLIP YOUR HAIR!" -Josh

Lexy ninjas into the picture.

Travas, Pernille, and me.


Jessica, Emma, and Josh


Josh being a slut, and Pernille loving it.


Rachel and me hugging in a fountain. We were wet anyways, you know because we jumped in the lake like 5 minuets earlier.


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That's all folks! Can't wait untill graduaition!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MO!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NOW HERE'S YOUR CAKE!



UM! EAT UP!