Quote(s) of the week 9

It's so awesome that I have already made 9 of these quote(s) of the week. And what's awesomeer, awesomeest, awesomer, awesomest, awesomerest, two E's or just one? Oh I got it THE MOST AWESOME PART OF IT ALL!!!
(Note to self invent a word that means all of that.)
Anyways what's the most awesome part of it all is that I was able to find quote(s) that everybody likes. Young and old, man and woman, human and dog, bird and turtle, rock, paper and scissors. So I just wanted to thank you all for that.
Oh, right now there is nobody by me, but I really want to play rock, paper, scissors for some reason so I'll skip a few spaces and yell out one of them and you do the same. No peeking OK?

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!!!











SCISSORS!!!

HA I WON!!! Wait did I? OK I can't see you can you, can you leave a comment telling me what you did, and if you don't then I will have won and you will be a loser in my eyes, so your going to have to leave a comment if you won or lost. If you won then I'll bake you a cake and sing you a song so tell me if you won so you can receive your prize ^^. And remember it's not about weather you win or lose it's about if I won or lost.

OK now I think I'll start the quote(s). Sound good?


First is...

MR: But it's just dark, you mustn't be afraid of the dark.
S: I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of the people in the dark.

(Why it's funny: They were in the dark and "S" started to freak out.)


Second is the ever popular...

M: So I was talking to this guy the other day, and I don't know how, but we got into a talk about the Second Amendment, being the right to bear arms. And after a wile I say to him "bottom line guns kill people and are very dangerous." so he looks at me and says "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Being very mad at the fact that he couldn't think for him self and he used some old quote in an argument I say "Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." After that we were both pretty quiet.

(Why it's funny: There is an old saying, that states "guns don't kill people, people kill people" which means people have a choose to kill others using guns, but if you think about it, it doesn't really sound like that.)


Third I have for you...

H: Hey, I've got a message from Roy. He said, "Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork." That was it.

ED: Tell him fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a god complex.

(Why it's funny: Now guys I can't really explain this one. I love it because it's really funny, but it's like an inside joke either you get it or you don't. Sorry.)


Forth...

K: I'm gonna wedge those tights where the sun don't shine!

F: They're all ready there, but I appreciate the offer!

(Why it's funny: "F" is a man and he had to wear tights, really long story as to why, but "K" was mad at him.)


Fifth and final...

A: I Don't remember using Teleportation, but there I was. Alone. Naked.

(Why it's funny: I was playing WOW and some guy yelled this, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of me chair. You don't have to like it, or even get it, but I loved it and I wanted to remember it)

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Sorry if you don't get alot of these quotes, but I just had to put them up. Oh and by the way scissors is my best move in rock, paper, scissors. So I hope I don't have to make to many cakes. But I'd be glad to if I have to.
Later!