Detention, or not.

OK weirdest thing ever.
I go to the office to give them my doctor's note for missing a week of school. And for some reason the woman looks at me and says "Your not excused for the 18th." She starts to give me a look and I'm fighting the urge to kill her and yell "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!"

After telling me that she goes on to say "I'm going to have to give you a detention." Now I might have been hallucinating form the anger and shock of being told that I'm going to have and ugly pimple on my clean face of a record, but I'm pretty sure I saw her smiling when she said it.
Growing madder and more confused by the second, she began to write the detention slip.

I just stood there in shock watching my smooth record become bumpy. She finished writing the slip, looked at me and said "I'm not going to give you a detention." as she riped it up. Now she didn't say it in a snide "Ha ha I tricked your ass." more in a reluctant "What am I doing." way.
She did however go on to say "Just don't be absent any more. Ok?" to witch I replied "Ok."

And that's the story of how I was almost hardcore, bad ass, truant, honer roll student. But as of today I am merely an bad spelling, lame ass, Honer Roll Student.
Ah well a nother goal for another day.