Quote(s) of the week 8

You know how I always have something funny before my quote(s) of the week? Well I couldn't think of anything so I think I will just sing for you all...
*sigh* Friends I have been over here singing for 10 min. thinking "wow they must really love this" it wasn't until now that I remembered you, can't, hear, me. Now I'm not mad at you, I just really wish you would have told me before I, waisted ten dam minuets of my dam life!!! OK you know what I think I should just start the quotes before I kill someone.


First is a quote that made me giggle, witch is rare for me...

SG: When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

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You know what I changed my mind I am pissed at you for making me sing for 10 min. only to be let down by the judges (dam you Paula). I gave you one ok quote, but now these next quotes are going to be a bunch of slightly funny CRAP!!!

-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

-Sorry yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.

-When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

-I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

-Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

-Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.


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Thats all I got jerks, no I'm jk i love you all none of this would be posible without you. I wuv U!