I'M SORRY I'M SO LATE IN SAYING THIS, BUT I WISH YOU A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY AND A HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY TOO!!!
TO CELEBRATE I MADE YOU A CAKE, BUT MUCH TO MY DISPLEASURE I FORGOT THIS IS A BLOG, YOUR IN TN, AND I CAN'T GIVE YOU IT. BUT DON'T WORRY I TOOK A PIC. OF IT SO YOU COULD SEE IT, IF YOU WANT YOU CAN LICK THE SCREEN AND TRY TO SMELL IT :D GOOD LUCK!
OH SHIT WRONG CAKE, (i thought i put the stripper in the other cake), AH WELL I'LL BE RIGHT BACK I JUST HAVE TO FIND IT. YOU CAN HAVE THE STRIPPER CAKE IF YOU WANT IT, I CAN'T USE IT ANYMORE SHE RUINED THE TOP, BUT LIKE I SAID BE RIGHT BACK.
[crash in the back ground, prob. cake sheets, cat wining, window breaking, and a strange pop]
FOUND IT!!! HERE YOU GO !!!
IT'S A TURTLE BECAUSE I MET YOU ONCE AND I LOVE YOU AND I MET A TURTLE ONCE AND I LOVED IT SO THAT'S WHY I MADE YOU A TURTLE CAKE.
OH AND THAT LINE ACROSS ITS BACK IS A UTILITY BELT FOR IT'S TURTLE GADGETS. YOU KNOW ANTI SHARK SPRAY FOR MELTING SHARKS, SHELL WAX FOR A CLEAN SHELL SHINE, PINEAPPLES FOR FOOD AND DRINKS, AND LIPSTICK. THE LIPSTICKS NOT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE LIPS, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN HE CAN PULL A MACGYVER AND STOP TOXIC WAIST WITH IT.
IT'S NOT A NINJA TURTLE MORE OF A TURTLE MAN (I.E. batman) SO DON'T GO SINGING THE NINJA TURTLE SONG. ENJOY, LOVE YOU!!!
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Well I have to go clean up cake sheets, cat tears, broken glass, and nitroglycerin.
Why would i put all of those things on top of the cake?
4 comments:
YAY! I LOVE my Stripper cake and have already licked the screen! I love my turtle cake with his cool utility belt!! But he also has to carry some tinfoil and a bobby-pin for when he must defuse a bomb in the last 3 seconds before it detonates! Because he is TURTLE-MAN with TURTLE Powers!
Thanks so much for my birthdat blog! Its the best Birthday blog in all of creation!
Now step off before I pop a cap in yo ass! haaaa!
Love,
Gangsta Stacy
I didn't get a cake for my birthday. :(
Are all of the turtle's tools made of frosting too? Or are they real?
all of the tools are made of yummy, yummy frosting. duh.
And stacy I'm so glad you loved your cake ^^ it was really hard to make and the stripper jumped out to early. last time i hire strippers from sTrBay their all hacks! Althought the turtle cake was my favorite.
love you both!!! lata!
I love this post.
I keep revisiting it, it's just funny and fun and makes me smile.
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