Looky what I found

Ok all I'm going to show you this but you have to keep it under your hat. OK? Here you go, I'll explane in a second.

I found it wile looking for a fork. It was just sitting there in my silverwear drawer, who'd a thunk it. Any ways after hours of scraching at the lock I was able to open it and I found this.

As you can see, there are markings all over the skull and in the eye socket I found a note that read
"HOMELYVILLAIN, a witch's skull"
Being shoked by this discovery I atempted to decript the writing on the skull, to no avail.

I tryed, but eventually I just started to doodle. I like the pretty colors though. So still wanting to know what the skull ment I took it to the ancient mythology profeser at yale(he owes me a favor, I saved his dog form a fire one time.) He was able to come up with a map. I can't show it to you, but you might tell the government. And I can't risk being found out. I will however show you what I found after following the map.

OK, ready? Close your eyes wile I get it. (Just scroll down)





This is going to blow your mind...









It's legendary origami. It's said that this fox is over 5,000 years old and is really called "the five tailed kitsune" which means "the five tailed fox."
Truely an amazing disocovery.

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Is that not the coolest origami you have ever seen?
LATER!!!

CAKE AND SONGS FOR ALL!!!

OK guys the title is a lie, when I said for all, I meant only for the people that won rock, paper, scissors. I just thought it sounded better. Any ways I hope nether of you lied about wining. But seeing as i was not there when you casted your move you are the only judge. I have hand picked both of you cakes and songs for your amusement.

Mo/Kim and Lisa I hope you enjoy. (Stacy what did you not even try *puff*) Just remember you'll have to sing the song your self because you can't hear me.

Lisa you get yours first I hope you enjoy your cake and cake based song.

Here's your cake:

Sorry they were out of black, probably because of Dooms Day coming up, if you didn't notice it's your penguin cake from before. I frosted it for you ^^ I thought you would like that.

And for your song I give you the lyrics:

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive.

Enjoy!

Mo here you go from the bottom of my heart I picked a song and a cake for you as well.

Here's your cake:

Looks yummy. Huh?

And your cake related song, is one of my favorite songs again only in lyrics:

I'll pile on the candy
It's such a pretty sight
Makes the food taste dandy
But my tummy hurts all night.

I'll put in some ingredients
But keep the rest for me
I'm not just disobedient
I'm careful, can't you see?

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake

We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake

Making food is just like science
Will tools that blend and baste
And every fun appliance
Gives the food a different taste

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake

We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a
You gotta do the cooking by the book
Cake!



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I hope you both love your cake's congrats for wining. It took a long time to put this blog post up, my computer was messing up and I was temped to rip it out of the wall, but I digress.
Later!!!

Quote(s) of the week 9

It's so awesome that I have already made 9 of these quote(s) of the week. And what's awesomeer, awesomeest, awesomer, awesomest, awesomerest, two E's or just one? Oh I got it THE MOST AWESOME PART OF IT ALL!!!
(Note to self invent a word that means all of that.)
Anyways what's the most awesome part of it all is that I was able to find quote(s) that everybody likes. Young and old, man and woman, human and dog, bird and turtle, rock, paper and scissors. So I just wanted to thank you all for that.
Oh, right now there is nobody by me, but I really want to play rock, paper, scissors for some reason so I'll skip a few spaces and yell out one of them and you do the same. No peeking OK?

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!!!











SCISSORS!!!

HA I WON!!! Wait did I? OK I can't see you can you, can you leave a comment telling me what you did, and if you don't then I will have won and you will be a loser in my eyes, so your going to have to leave a comment if you won or lost. If you won then I'll bake you a cake and sing you a song so tell me if you won so you can receive your prize ^^. And remember it's not about weather you win or lose it's about if I won or lost.

OK now I think I'll start the quote(s). Sound good?


First is...

MR: But it's just dark, you mustn't be afraid of the dark.
S: I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of the people in the dark.

(Why it's funny: They were in the dark and "S" started to freak out.)


Second is the ever popular...

M: So I was talking to this guy the other day, and I don't know how, but we got into a talk about the Second Amendment, being the right to bear arms. And after a wile I say to him "bottom line guns kill people and are very dangerous." so he looks at me and says "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Being very mad at the fact that he couldn't think for him self and he used some old quote in an argument I say "Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." After that we were both pretty quiet.

(Why it's funny: There is an old saying, that states "guns don't kill people, people kill people" which means people have a choose to kill others using guns, but if you think about it, it doesn't really sound like that.)


Third I have for you...

H: Hey, I've got a message from Roy. He said, "Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork." That was it.

ED: Tell him fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a god complex.

(Why it's funny: Now guys I can't really explain this one. I love it because it's really funny, but it's like an inside joke either you get it or you don't. Sorry.)


Forth...

K: I'm gonna wedge those tights where the sun don't shine!

F: They're all ready there, but I appreciate the offer!

(Why it's funny: "F" is a man and he had to wear tights, really long story as to why, but "K" was mad at him.)


Fifth and final...

A: I Don't remember using Teleportation, but there I was. Alone. Naked.

(Why it's funny: I was playing WOW and some guy yelled this, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of me chair. You don't have to like it, or even get it, but I loved it and I wanted to remember it)

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Sorry if you don't get alot of these quotes, but I just had to put them up. Oh and by the way scissors is my best move in rock, paper, scissors. So I hope I don't have to make to many cakes. But I'd be glad to if I have to.
Later!

Here you go Lisa!

It has come to my attention that I did not make a cake for Lisa even though it was her birthday of the 20th of December. So I tried to make you a cake as good as Stacy's, no better then Stacy's. But I over looked the fact that I had made 2 cakes for Stacy (The turtle cake and the stripper cake) So after baking the cake for her and cutting it out I noticed I no longer had enough frosting to make it look pretty :( As you can see the lack of frosting makes it unidentifiable

Sadly enough it was supposed to be a penguin

It was 3am and no stores were open, but the cake shop. And contrary to the name of the store they did not in fact sell frosting, cake mix, decorations, or anything of that nature. Only fully baked and decorated cakes so I got you one.

So here you go, fresh from the store, I did eat one though, and I left it out on the counter and J took a bit out of it. But it's the thoughts and buts of life. Like I thought I was going to bake you a cool cake, but you got this crap instead. Well you can share with Shawn, he still likes penguins right?

Background?

Hay guys I was looking at my background wile I was admiring my stripper cake (hardest thing to make ever. Really guys have you ever tried to bake a cake with a live stripper in it? Well it's hard.) when I thought...

"Why is my background a daisy if my blog is called ...Rosebud? In no way can a daisy be misconstrued as a rosebud. And for that matter what is a rosebud? Oh wait it's a bud of a rose, how could i forget? ... I want cake " my thought goes on, but you get the point.
So with this post i thought i would go find a background to fit the title, but then I remembered.

I'm very lazy and that's a lot of work.

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Don't worry guys I had cake just like I wanted.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STACY!!!

I'M SORRY I'M SO LATE IN SAYING THIS, BUT I WISH YOU A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY AND A HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY TOO!!!

TO CELEBRATE I MADE YOU A CAKE, BUT MUCH TO MY DISPLEASURE I FORGOT THIS IS A BLOG, YOUR IN TN, AND I CAN'T GIVE YOU IT. BUT DON'T WORRY I TOOK A PIC. OF IT SO YOU COULD SEE IT, IF YOU WANT YOU CAN LICK THE SCREEN AND TRY TO SMELL IT :D GOOD LUCK!

OH SHIT WRONG CAKE, (i thought i put the stripper in the other cake), AH WELL I'LL BE RIGHT BACK I JUST HAVE TO FIND IT. YOU CAN HAVE THE STRIPPER CAKE IF YOU WANT IT, I CAN'T USE IT ANYMORE SHE RUINED THE TOP, BUT LIKE I SAID BE RIGHT BACK.

[crash in the back ground, prob. cake sheets, cat wining, window breaking, and a strange pop]

FOUND IT!!! HERE YOU GO !!!

IT'S A TURTLE BECAUSE I MET YOU ONCE AND I LOVE YOU AND I MET A TURTLE ONCE AND I LOVED IT SO THAT'S WHY I MADE YOU A TURTLE CAKE.

OH AND THAT LINE ACROSS ITS BACK IS A UTILITY BELT FOR IT'S TURTLE GADGETS. YOU KNOW ANTI SHARK SPRAY FOR MELTING SHARKS, SHELL WAX FOR A CLEAN SHELL SHINE, PINEAPPLES FOR FOOD AND DRINKS, AND LIPSTICK. THE LIPSTICKS NOT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE LIPS, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN HE CAN PULL A MACGYVER AND STOP TOXIC WAIST WITH IT.

IT'S NOT A NINJA TURTLE MORE OF A TURTLE MAN (I.E. batman) SO DON'T GO SINGING THE NINJA TURTLE SONG. ENJOY, LOVE YOU!!!

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Well I have to go clean up cake sheets, cat tears, broken glass, and nitroglycerin.

Why would i put all of those things on top of the cake?

Detention, or not.

OK weirdest thing ever.
I go to the office to give them my doctor's note for missing a week of school. And for some reason the woman looks at me and says "Your not excused for the 18th." She starts to give me a look and I'm fighting the urge to kill her and yell "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!"

After telling me that she goes on to say "I'm going to have to give you a detention." Now I might have been hallucinating form the anger and shock of being told that I'm going to have and ugly pimple on my clean face of a record, but I'm pretty sure I saw her smiling when she said it.
Growing madder and more confused by the second, she began to write the detention slip.

I just stood there in shock watching my smooth record become bumpy. She finished writing the slip, looked at me and said "I'm not going to give you a detention." as she riped it up. Now she didn't say it in a snide "Ha ha I tricked your ass." more in a reluctant "What am I doing." way.
She did however go on to say "Just don't be absent any more. Ok?" to witch I replied "Ok."

And that's the story of how I was almost hardcore, bad ass, truant, honer roll student. But as of today I am merely an bad spelling, lame ass, Honer Roll Student.
Ah well a nother goal for another day.

Snow!

Allow the frozen precipitation to commence!!!

Translation- Let it snow!!!

After a long trail of no snow, it is snowing like there's no tomorrow! Now in no way did i miss the cold of it and it making the simple act of walking to your house from your car result in your pants being covered in melted snow/ water.

Not to say it's not pretty, and it's super fun to just stare out the window and space out during class. Daydreaming, as your watching the cottony snow drift the the ground. The snow falling at breakneck speeds but seeming as though it's falling in slow motion.

The beauty of it all inspired me to write a post and i hope it inspires you to do something fun or really great. Have fun trying to be like me ^^ good luck!


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Sorry for sounding strange today the thoughts were coming but the words weren't

Quote(s) of the week 8

You know how I always have something funny before my quote(s) of the week? Well I couldn't think of anything so I think I will just sing for you all...
*sigh* Friends I have been over here singing for 10 min. thinking "wow they must really love this" it wasn't until now that I remembered you, can't, hear, me. Now I'm not mad at you, I just really wish you would have told me before I, waisted ten dam minuets of my dam life!!! OK you know what I think I should just start the quotes before I kill someone.


First is a quote that made me giggle, witch is rare for me...

SG: When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

...

You know what I changed my mind I am pissed at you for making me sing for 10 min. only to be let down by the judges (dam you Paula). I gave you one ok quote, but now these next quotes are going to be a bunch of slightly funny CRAP!!!

-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

-Sorry yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.

-When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

-I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

-Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

-Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.


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Thats all I got jerks, no I'm jk i love you all none of this would be posible without you. I wuv U!

27th POST!!!

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I AM RETARDED AND I SAID THAT MY 25th POST WAS MY 24th AND I JUST KNOW HOW MUCH ALL OF YOU CARE SO I DECIDED TO POST THIS NEW ONE PROPERLY NUMBERING THE AMOUNT OF POSTS I HAVE ON MY BLOG!!!

Here's a little song I wrote...

Hello my jerks I felt so bad about hating you all so much I decided to write you a song to make you feel better, (you know about me hating you and all.) Sing it to your self I just know you'll love it, I call it "Platypus"

PLATYPUS

♪♫No one loves you and you know it,♫♪

♫♪Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care,♪♫

♪♫Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell,♫♪

♫♪ you all the things you want to hear,♪♫

♪♫I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!♫♪

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No guys I'm just kidding about that song and it's contents...

I didn't write them, although the song does properly describe my feelings towards you.

24th POST!!!

I NOW HAVE 24 POSTS UP ON MY BLOG. THIS BEING THE 24th OF COARSE. SO ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS, WOO HOO 24 POSTS!!!

Band Sucks!

Joining band in sixth grade was the biggest mistake i have ever made in all my years of life. It makes me sad to go to band every day and try my best to play an instrument that i barley like all for nothing. Trust me all if, anyone, ANYONE, comes up to you and asks "would like to join my classical instruments band." don't even answer just kill him/her/it.

Quotes of the mounth!

Now notice that instead of putting quote(s) per usu. I put up quotes and instead of week its month. Well that because I have been a bit too lazy/busy to put them up for about the past month. So I spent all night finding these, gathering quotes from all across the globe just for you. I hope you enjoy them, but seeing how long I have been up doing this I could care less what you think.

First off...(oh yeah I'm counting)

AGM: A leopard doesn't change it's spots, my friends, well unless you retcon them.

(It's funny because: RETON: The common situation in fiction where a new story "reveals" things about events in previous stories, usually leaving the "facts" the same (thus preserving continuity) while completely changing their interpretation. For example, Darth Vader was retconned into Luke Skywalker's father in "The Empire Strikes Back".)


Second we have...

DM: Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.


Third we have...

DM: I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

(yes its the same guy as the second quote)


Forth is...

DC: Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.


Fifth is the very funny...

EB: I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

(It's funny because: When the person picking the locks goes down the line of six locks only three are locked, so when he thinks he unlocked six he really only unlocked three and locked the rest )


Sixth, I love this quote and just had to share it...

SG: I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was
"You'll never find anyone like me again!"
I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

(It's funny because: When girls/ sometimes guys if they're sort of bitchy say something like that when their boyfriend/ girlfriend breaks up with them)


Seventh I have for you a very nice...

GM: From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to read it.

(It's funny because: He didn't read the book!!!)


Eight is one of my fav...

AF: How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?

JS: I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same thing.

(It's funny because: It's said that the lost city of Atlantis sank, as did the Titanic.)


Ninth we have...

JS: Wait a second, are these things even close to a transporter?

RM: Uh... yes. Elizabeth's is.

JS: And mine?

RM: It's a brisk walk away.

JS: And by "brisk" you mean "far"?

RM: [nods] And by "walk" I mean "run".


Like five times how many quotes I usually put up...

RG: If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.


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Thats all I can give you I hope it's enough to make you all laugh at least once. I do however have to stop because if i go to bed now i will be able to get about 4-5 hours of sleep before i have to get up tomaro.

-i would like to point out that i do not own these quotes, i am simply shareing them with the world/ like 5 people.

Well long time no see.

Ha, ha, ha did i say because of the holidays i would update my blog early? Well i ment late very, very, late. I don't really have anything to talk about so I'm going to talk about a little of everything.

Um, my holiday was great, it was very hectic but i loved seeing my family and friends over the holidays. Getting up so early was killing me (early being 12:00 pm) not to say I didn't love sleeping late (and late being around 4:00 pm - 4:30 pm) oh year that was fun. I didn't have any homework, but i kept thinking i had something to do, OMG I LEFT THE STOVE ON!!! Wait no i didn't, as a matter of fact i haven't even touched a stove in like a month. *sigh* don't worry I'm sure I'll think of it by the time it's too late i always do.

Besides this i don't really have anything to talk about. i am dieing with stress over this dumb report the whole class has to do, we have a whole month to do it, but it counts for most of our grades and i picked the dumbest thing to do it on. i was supposed to have a bunch of questions about my topic ready to be asked and i couldn't think of anything, everyone else has theirs picked out already and i have shit to ask.

Along with that my friend Jessica is acting a bit strange lately, not that I'm complaining she's great, but non the less. oh also the people i sit with at lunch hate my other friends along with my other friends hating the people i sit with. It's like I'm in the center of a war all the time.

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um i guess thats all i have to talk about for now. I'll do my quotes of the week later