Quote(s) of the week 33.

To celebrate Halloween I found some slightly goolish quotes, you know spooky. Good spooky not bad spooky, at least I think so. So Happy Halloween, now enjoy these quotes. Or you'll die in seven days.


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F: Here are the keys to the Bermuda triangle. Lock up when the world ends.

(Why it's funny: Too silly :3)


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SP: 1. If you see a zombie, kill it.
2. Forgo tattered clothing to ensure more efficient identification of the undead.
3. Loot first. Loot fast.
4. Cultivate and maintain a pack of loyal, yet vicious, dogs.
5. Embrace the agricultural lifestyle.
6. Give children swords. Younger plus Sharper equals Better Prepared.
7. Never go back. Move only forward.
8. The fence that keeps them out might be the cage that traps you in.
9. Learn to live without electricity, bullets, gasoline, and fear.
10. It is the end of the world. But it is also the beginning

(Why it's funny: My favorite is #8.)


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C: This town sucks so much it's the only place in the world where the tomb stones read, "Best day of my life!"

(Why it's funny: Best quote ever.)


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SP: I am the only candidate in this race who cares enough to give you what you need to survive the coming zombie horde. Look, here’s the point. The undead are currently dead. That means that Step One of their plan is already complete! You know what Step Three of their plan is? Eating your guts. Utilizing my Z.A.P.P strategy, you and yours can have the advantage when the dead walk among us. Which is going to happen very, very soon.

(Why it's funny: Scott Porter '08!)

FOUR DAY WEEKEND!!!

TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL THIS WEEK, thank god. WE GET THE NEXT TWO DAYS OFF AND TO CELEBRATE I'M GOING TO MELANIE'S HOUSE TO WATCH HORROR MOVIES AND THEN FRIDAY/HALLOWEEN I'M GOING TO PERNILLE'S HOUSE TO AGAIN WATCH HORROR MOVIES. IT'S GOING TO BE EPIC! BUT FOR TODAY I'M GOING TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! SUPER EXCITING.

SO I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD WEEK AND FOR THE RECORD THE BEST HORROR MOVIE I CAN THINK OF IS Nightmare on Elm st, 4, Dream warriors.
SO GO BUY IT AND WATCH IT, NOW.

Some have drugs I have cartoons.

Recently my friend asked me what my favorite cartoons characters are. I told her that I can't pick five, I don't have five, I only have three. So for your enjoyment, my favorite cartoon characters! Because I'm bored and it sounds like fun.

Here your go...




My number three is FREDFREDBURGER!!!

He loves frozen yogurt and nachos. His hobbies include spelling his name, crying, and annoying the Grim reaper. His best friend is Jeff the spider and both have recently join an organization of his creation by the name of "Underfist!" You gotta love your little green/yellow elephant guy.
Quote: "Hello mister, I can spell my name real good. F-R-E-D-F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R. FREDFREDBURGER! Yes."








My number two is GIR!!!

Gir loves "The Evil Monkey Show", dancing, pigs, tacos, cupcakes, and chocolate flavored bubblegum. His hobbies include dancing, keeping bee hives in his head, and making bacon flavored soap. His best friend/boss is Zim and together they try to take over the world! Is it wrong to love a little robot descised as a dog?
Quote: "Doom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom-doom. Doomy-doom-doom-doom! Doomy-doomy-doo! Doomy-doom-doo-doomy-doom-doom-doom..."






MY NUMBER ONE IS FLAPJACK!!!

Flapjack loves candy, Bubbie (his whale), and ADVENTURE! His hobbies included searching for Candied Island, playing with plague rats, and bothering the inhabitants of Stormalong Harbor. His best friend is Captain K'nuckles who drinks maple syrup straight from the bottle, but together they have wacky adventures trying to obtain candy. I just can't resist his cute little laugh, and the squeaks his shoes make when he walks.
Quote: " Why are all of the sea monsters shivering?"



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These are my favorite cartoonies, but what are your favorites?

POST 161!!!

HI ALL! SO I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT DOING THE POST THING I ALWAYS DO! AH WELL!
THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT AND COMMENTS! BLAH BLAH BLAH HERE'S YOUR PICTURE, NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

What's today !!! This is getting old.

TODAY IS MY OTHER BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY! WHAT'S HIS NAME? WHY IT'S MIKE-A-LOW!!! WE ALL LOVE MIKE-A-LOW HERE AND LIKE IT WHEN HE DOESN'T TALK, BUT WHEN HE DOES IT'S SOMETIMES INTELLECTUAL. THANKS FOR TRYING MIKE-A-LOW.
NOW FOR THE CAKE! I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO BAKE ONE, SO I BOUGHT ONE INSTEAD. I GOT TO THE STORE, BUT I COULDN'T DECIDE WHICH CAKE WOULD BE BEST SO I HAD TO CALL SOME FRIENDS. I TOOK A PICTURE OF THEM BROWSING THE CAKES.







WE FOUND THE BEST ONE, BUT STUPID L... [L slaps me]
SMART! SMART L COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF. HERE YOU GO ANYWAYS.




WELL HAPPY MIKE-A-LOW'S BIRTHDAY TO ALL!!!

OH AND IF YOU DON'T GET THIS THEN YOUR NOT A NERD.
GOOD FOR YOU.

Quote(s) of the week 32.

Here you are my prettys I'm sure you have been dieing to read my new quotes so like I said before, "Here you are"


One is like a bun, the spicy ones...

H: My memory isn't what it used to be, it used to be a unicorn.

(Why it's funny: Yeah I'm not doing this part.)


Two is like a toe, they sound the same...

Q: I ONLY KNOW, THAT I KNOW NOTHING!

M: Way to quote something I said, like a year ago.

(Why it's funny: ...)


Three is like a muffin, because I like to eat three at a time...

B: Like that time I looked in the mirror and thought I had an evil clone?

(Why it's funny: ...)


My friend thinks Four is to door, but that's rediculous. They look nothing alike.

M: Your going down.

N: Your going way down.

M: All the way down!

N: All the way down to the ground!

B: ALL RIGHT ALREADY! This is boring! You are boring me! Why don't you guys move to the part where you battle with laser swords?

(Why it's funny: ...)


Five = a bee hive, I'm so funny it's not even funny.

K: I even met me first true love. I still remember. She smelled of fish guts and aftershave.

F: Wow! Amazing!

K: She was, until I pushed her off the dock and a giant squid ate her.

F: That must have been hard for you.

(Why it's funny: ...)

What's Your Deviant Type?

So I went onto my favorite art website and I saw that my Deviant Type was wrong. It said that I'm an Iconist: Pixel Artist, and that's just not right so I had to change it.
Now when changing your Deviant Type you need to chose from their preset choices. Now here are just a few that caught my eye.

Writer: Pseudo-intellectual
Skinner: Skin Programmer
Deviant: Pornographic Connoisseur
Artisan: Doll Maker
Deviant: Angelina Jolie Fetishist
Deviant: Old Fart
Artist: Cartoonist ---- ME!!!
Deviant: Lurker

Need I go on?

Leave the mutinies to the professionals.

This week in Anime club I attempted to stage a mutiny because we never do anything. Well needless to say it did not work. I was able to gather two followers and together we quit the club. Now don't think that my lack of numbers is due to my lack of rallying skills. I am an amazing rallyer. It's just that some of my comrades were unable to attend Anime club that day due to a multitude of reasons. But that's besides the point, what's important is that we were unsuccessful in overthrowing the stupid leaders. It was sad.

Do not fear! My fellow Mutinyers(?)and I are starting a new club, and it will be called The Zombie Club!
It will be a Sci-fi based club; we will watch movies, read books, have drawing contests, and create a theme song for ourselves. It's going to be awesome!

This post is dedicated to my friends that were not there to help me with my mutiny:
Mikey,
Melony,
Rachel,
Mary.

Das vedanya, comrades.

Well sorry for the rambling, I just thought you should know what the highlight of my week was.

Oh and I lost my ring. [Sad face]

GUESS WHAT DAY 3 DAYS AGO WAS???

NOW FRIENDS, IN ALL THE STRANGE EVENTS SURROUNDING MY YOUNG BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY I WAS UNABLE TO GIVE HIM A PROPER BIRTHDAY SHOUT-OUT! SO HERE I GO THREE DAYS LATE...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY J, OLD BUDDY, OLD BOY, OLD PAL!

I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER, BUT BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN ONE IN A HALF YEARS AFTER ME WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. NO MATTER THOUGH BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU.

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOUR RED HAIR, YOUR STRANGE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, YOUR ODD RESEMBLANCE TO ORANGUTANS, BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE THE WAY YOUR NOT REALLY FUNNY. WATCHING YOU TRY TO MAKE JOKES IS THE REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING. SO BRAVO MY LITTLE BRO, YOUR ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND YOU LOOK MUCH LESS LIKE SOMETHING I SEE IN A ZOO. AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THAT'S ALL WE CAN REALLY ASK FOR. I LOVE YOU BUDDY AND TO CELEBRATE ANOTHER AWESOME YEAR I MADE AN AWESOME CAKE.

WHILE I GET IT YOU CAN LOOK AT A BABY PICTURE OF YOU PLAYING IN THE GRASS. YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.




Aw you were so cute back then.



No but seriously, here's your cake loving brother.




AND J SORRY FOR THE MONKEY JOKES, I KID BECAUSE I'M JEALOUS YOU CAN PICK THINGS UP WITH YOUR FEET. I LOVE YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT.

A Shakespeare quote. You just don't see that sort of copyright anymore.

Now as some of you know, I have recently lost my best friend. I'm speaking of corse about my Mp3 player. It ran off because it didn't like how I was treating it. You know it always whined about things, although I listened I also whined with it, and it thought I was mocking it.

I wasn't, snd it whined about weird things: Peaches, Walking Around in Circles, Mr. Blue Sky (who ever that is), having A Bad Day, Walking 500 miles. You know real strange stuff.

Now besides that I really miss it...

How awful I keep calling it "it". OH NO I DID IT AGAIN! I need to give it a name, asap!! AHHH I DID IT AGAIN! OK from now on we will all refer to my Mp3 player as, um, ugh, hmmmmmm...

Well how about Meredith after my favorite scientist. If you don't know what scientist I'm talking about slap yourself right now.

So now that we have gotten her? Name out of the way it's about time for me to look for Meredith.

["MEREDITH, O MEREDITH, WHEREFORE ART THOU MEREDITH?"]

OH NO I FORGOT MEREDITH WAS NEVER A FAN OF SHAKESPEARE! WHAT HAVE I DONE!??


Ah well.

So do you know any good music?

Friends are evil, but have a nuggety center.

OK peoples I would just like to say for the record "my" last comment was not really me. It's a funny story really, not that any of you care at this point though, I was showing my friend my blog in Anime club.

Why there?

Why that's because my laptop's charger is broken and a new one costs 100$. Me not having a job has really impaired my getting a new one.

So to get back on topic I showed her my blog starting from this years oldest one, now this was after I told her what was happening with the comments. I had to leave, but I was still logged on. I didn't know that she did this until I got your comments as a reply and saw mine. I punched her in the arm, then, because she has like four feet on me she shoved me into a locker. Fun, but painful.

Moral? Well don't share your blogs with people. Especially if they have four feet on you.

Run and hide!

Sharpen your pitchforks, shine your silver, crack out your bible and holy water, and start eating garlic now. Why? Well that's because a creature of the night is coming to the northern states. Why? Probably because there are to many churches in the southern states. What's it called? It's name you ask? I can't tell you that because the monster knows my PEZ and will rat me out.

Don't cry it's just a joke; you vampire.





I love everyone else thought.

Later.