POST 169!!!

WELL, WELL, WELL. IT APPEARS THAT I CAN'T COUNT. I ENDED UP PUTTING MY POST UP WITH THE WRONG TITLE NUMBER.
WHOA IS ME. IT APPEARS I JUST CAN'T GET THIS HOLE, "COUNTING" THING RIGHT.
[giggle] OH WELL, YET AGAIN I HAVE EXPLAINED MY MISTAKE YET HAVE NOT FIXED IT.

CURIOUS.

ANYWAYS...
THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR NONEXISTENT SUPPORT, I LOVE THAT YOU MEAN TOO. YOUR PROBABLY JUST TO BUSY. IT'S FINE. [cry] REALLY.

Quote(s) of the week 36.

OHZ NOZ LOOK WHATZ HAPPENED, ALLZ OF MYZ NUMBERZ ARE THEIR CORRESPONDING SYMBOLZ ACCORDING TO THE TOP NUMBER BUTTONZ!!! NOWZ WHATZ WILL I DOZ? Meh, I'm sure it'll sort it's self out.

Oh and by the way the 'Zs stand for extra love. It'z true.


!...

L: One night I was in bed and looked up at the stars and I thought, where the heck did the ceiling go?


@...

C: Well hold him until you get that trace.

D: On what charge?

C: On the charge of freaking me the hell out.


#...

C: I want to tell you about the dream I had last night.

E: Were there clowns in it?

C: No.

E: I don't like dreams with clowns.

C: Who does?


$...

A: What's your specialty?

DK: Couples' counseling. I first saw the client and his wife together. Since the divorce I've been working with him alone.

A: So they came to you to improve their relationship, and now one wants to kill the other. Not your best work, was it, doctor?


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[GASP]! STILL NO 'Why it's funny'???

Yeah must have forgotten, I didn't forget to explain my reasons for them not being up, but I did forget to put them up. Curious.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Poe wrote on both.

Quote(s) of the week 35.

So hi guys, sorry for the late post. Oh wait, not I'm not. Well anyways I wrote a song and I thought you should hear it before you read my quotes. It's a work in progress so it's not done yet. It's sung to the tune of 'Row, row, row your boat.' Well here you go...

La la la, la-la, dee, dee dum doo dee. I-I-I li-li-like ha-ats a lot, I also like cake.

Enjoy.


The first one...

K: Why does it say: 'Welcome to you are "doom"'?

V: I, uh.

K: What does that even mean? And why for god sakes is doom in quotes?

V: I dunno.

K: Is-is this some sort of ironic doom? Is the wink implied?

V: You know, I dunno.

K: No. You don't.

(Why it's funny: Ironic doom is the best kind of doom.)


The next one...

W: Yep. Commence Operation Meth Nazis!

K: OPERATION WHAT?!

(Why it's funny: What an awful name for a mission.)


The following one...

P: To day is a great day for me, and by default a great day for Americans!

(Why it's funny: I just enjoy this one.)


The last one...

D: The secrete. Haven't ya heard? The law of attraction.

A: Ah.

D: Get with the program man.

A: What are you talking about?

D: [Sigh] If you think positively you become a magnet and pull in everything you want, towards you.

A: Really?

D: I figure if I concentrate on world peace maybe I can actually make it happen.

A: Your sitting here concentrating on world peace?

D: Oh god no! Gotta start smaller. I'm thinking Raquel Welch. Get her first, then go for peace.

(Why it's funny: Peace? HA!)


Have you noticed how my Why it's funny:'s have stopped explaining why the quote is funny?
Just something to think about.

Fun things to say.

Well I always randomly say things just because it's fun to say. So I want to see if these words/sayings are fun to say to you too. So the gist of this is I'll you your a phrase/word and all you have to do is say it to yourself. Ready? OK go ahead then.

Well what are you waiting for, start saying them.


Me thinks thou dost protest too much.

Flan.

Duty.

Goblins live in there.

Lemon.

Danke. [Donka]

Peach Pie.

That's how the dinosaurs died.

YOU CAN'T BANISH ME!

OK now that's about it, but I always like saying things if you know any fun things so say.

Qutoe(s) of the week 34.

Hi guys, well out of laziness I haven't updated my blog lately. So to make up for it I'm giving your some fruit. Now I know, I know, "Who likes fruit? Might as well say, I'm giving you a rock." Well your getting fruit and you going to like it, and look it's telling you what to do with it, makes your job even easyer.




Oh and no 'Why it's funny' this time, they're all pretty self explanatory.


Quote number one...
E: What's this embezzling thing?

A: Thank you for asking. It was sort of a half-Robin Hood kind of thing; I took from the rich.

E: And who'd you give to?

A: I kept it, thus the half-Robin Hood.


Quote number two...

T: I'm picking up your sarcasm.

R: Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.


Quote number three...

A: Objection, your Honor. You can't preface your second point with "first of all."


Quote number four...

A: You know we have a little saying in Massachusetts, "Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die." Until then!


Quote number five...

A: Let me tell me two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.

L: That's three things.

A: See? Not playing fair already. And I'm just getting started.


Quote number six...

Oh wait, I only have five. Well I hope you liked those ones.