Quote(s) of the week 19

ONE FOR THE MONEY...

H: Where's your license?

P: My pilots license? It's out back in the sesena. Or perhaps your referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border, I could give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you. Which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

(Why it's funny: 'H' was asking if he had an operating license.)


TWO FOR THE SHOW...

L: If you get anywhere near this case, I will through every book I can find at you.

S: What if you find the bible? Your gonna through that at me too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't ya think?

(Why it's funny: Through every book at you, is a saying.)


THREE TO GET READY...

S: Simba, I am your father.

(Why it's funny: Darth Vader and Mufassa were the same person.)


AND FOUR TO GO...

ME: LOOK OVER THERE A FLYING UNICORN!!!

B: It's called a pegasus, and I saw it earlyer.

(Why it's funny: I was trying to eat and I told ben that I hate people staring at me when I eat, so he started staring at me.)


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Even after my band trip I can still get awesome quotes.