Quote(s) of the week 17.

Hey posse! Wut up? Enjoy!

1st...

T: [sigh] Where those ninjas?

SD: More like nanjas, it's terrible what will pass for a ninja these days.

(Why it's funny: Nanja- The opposite of a ninja.)

2nd...

S: Trumpets what tempo do you have?

E: SEXY!!!

(Why it's funny: Tempo- The characteristic rate, rhythm, or pattern of work or activity)

3rd...

K: What has four legs and ticks?

J: Hmmm... let me think. Ummm... YOUR FACE!

K: What? No a dog, a dog has four legs and ticks, like the bug.

J: Oh, like your mom?

K: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!

(Why it's funny: Dog- A domesticated canid, Canis familiaris, bred in many varieties. )

4th...

C: I like muffins!

(Why it's funny: Muffins- An individual cup-shaped quick bread made with wheat flour, cornmeal, or the like, and baked in a pan containing a series of cup like forms.)

5th...

D: Oh, don't cry.

T: Cry, what? Why would I cry?

D: I, I don't know you just looked like you were going to cry.

T: Oh I look like you, a little whinny baby!

D: Whoa, chill out man!

T: You chill out!

(Why it's funny: Banana- A tropical plant of the genus Musa, certain species of which are cultivated for their nutritious fruit.)


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