QUOTES OF THE WEEK 20!!!

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! LUCKY NUMBER 20! i'm not sure why it's lucky, BUT IT IS! SO TO CELEBRATE I'M GOING TO BUT UP 2 QUOTES ONE FOR EACH GROUP OF TEN!!! CRAZY? I THINK NOT!!! LETS START THESE QUOTES, THERE GOING TO HAVE TO BE GOOD IF YOUR GOING TO SURVIVE OFF OF THEM FOR A WHOLE WEEK. HERE GOES NOTHING...


1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...

M: Now where were we?

R: What?

M: The last time we were dieing, we were getting married. Can we carry on please?

R: I can't remember.

M: Ha, that's the last time I marry you, if you can't even remember.

(Why it's funny/sad: They got married on 'M's death bed, and after they kissed 'M' died.)


11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20...

D: Yeah, I play a collage professor, that turns into a robot, that then turns into a car.

A: Tell me what your playing, come on you can tell me Michael Bay won't care.

D: I-I don't even know yet, I don't even know. Some kind of professor thing, I haven't even read it, so.

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HA! NOW I GET TO CELEBRATE THE 20th QUOTES OF THE WEEK, INSTEAD OF YOU! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Quote(s) of the week 19

ONE FOR THE MONEY...

H: Where's your license?

P: My pilots license? It's out back in the sesena. Or perhaps your referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border, I could give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you. Which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

(Why it's funny: 'H' was asking if he had an operating license.)


TWO FOR THE SHOW...

L: If you get anywhere near this case, I will through every book I can find at you.

S: What if you find the bible? Your gonna through that at me too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't ya think?

(Why it's funny: Through every book at you, is a saying.)


THREE TO GET READY...

S: Simba, I am your father.

(Why it's funny: Darth Vader and Mufassa were the same person.)


AND FOUR TO GO...

ME: LOOK OVER THERE A FLYING UNICORN!!!

B: It's called a pegasus, and I saw it earlyer.

(Why it's funny: I was trying to eat and I told ben that I hate people staring at me when I eat, so he started staring at me.)


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Even after my band trip I can still get awesome quotes.

Chapter two, Time.

Remember when I said that their village fell? Well I lied it's a classic story telling trick. Awesome, huh?
If you said yes then your a dork.
Well, lets get started on the first installment of the second part of the post-turned story adventure!

Abby begged the soothsayer to tell her how to save her town, but she simply replied that "It is not possible," but that she knew who could help. His name was Napalm, like the soap not the explosive, that stuff is crazy...
Anyways, Napalm was an amazing man for he taught the fine class of magic using. His books of magic are some of the best in the world, and the great part of it all was that HE LIVED IN HER VILLAGE! That will save millions on horse feed!
Now Abby had heard of Napalm, but had no idea how he was going to help her save the village. Being as confused as she was she Abby asked for the soothsayer to explain. As she did "Napalm will teach your fairy how to save the village. It's a forbidden art that requires high magic, but it's the price you must pay to save your precious village." "What do you mean? What is the price?" Abby questioned. "I didn't say? Oops! Some times I think what I mean to say, but that is what you get for messing with your mind by seeing into the future. Oops I meant to think that! But to answer your question the price is time." "Time?" "Yes, truly the one thing that matters in this world, the one true magic of nature. For time creates, destroys, makes things better, and makes thing worse. To teach your fairy the magic capable of saving your village you must take the time to do it. Which means you must save your village on your own, for as long as you can."

To be continued...

Quote(s) of the week 18

OK now I don't usually do this, but today is Monday 5/12. Well I mean not for you, but for me. I'm writing this on Monday. I wanted to get quote(s) from all across the week. On the day I hear them, so that I don't have to remember all of them until Sunday. Because that's a pain in the butt. So anyways here are your quote(s).

Monday...

H: Wh-What happened here?

['M' is laying face down on the ground, most likely drunk]

M: *GASP* That was close I almost died!

H: HOW WHAT HAPPENED!?!

M: I can't breath if I lay face down because of my boobs, do you know what that feels like!?

H: I don't.

(Why it's funny: 'H' is a boy not a girl.)


Tuesday...

K: My god, it costs less to have someone killed then it does to have one born.

(Why it's funny: You have to pay a surrogate mother, you also have to pay an assassin.)


Wednesday...

C: Have a great day!

D: DON'T EVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

(Why it's funny: He wasn't telling him what to do, he was just wishing him a good day.)


Thrusday...

C: ...SEE BEARS ARE EVIL, THEY ALMOST MADE OSAMA BIN LADIN LOOK CUTE!!!

(Why it's funny: Osama Bin Ladin isn't cute, but bears are.)


Friday...

G: INTRUTER!!!

D: Intruter? How'd he get in, in-trew-da-door?

(Why it's funny: It's not, it's a pun.)

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Have a super cool week, I did.

Fairy!

Once upon a time there was a pretty pretty princess, and that pretty pretty princess had a magical fairy. Now this fairy was very special because she was one of the only fairies that could preform magic. Now this may not sound very special, but have you ever seen a rabbit come out of a hat? It's pretty fantastic...
But I digress, the pretty pretty princess's name was Abby. Now Abby hated that her kingdom was constantly suffering from civil wars. Her people just didn't understand what it was doing to the kingdom. The economy, the government, the very image of the kingdom was becoming tarnished with foolish acts of violence. She was so worried about what the future would hold for her village that she contacted a soothsayer. Not just any soothsayer, but the best in all the land. She was most famous for predicting that the king would find his soul mate wile he was wearing a blue hat, and he was wearing a blue hat when he met his queen. Of coarse he had been wearing a blue hat every day, since the soothsayer told him that, but that doesn't change the facts...
So when she asked the soothsayer what would happen, she was suprised to find out that her kingdom would fall. Abby was determened not to let this happen, but as the soothsayer says "You can't change the future. Unless you have a magical fairy, but that's highly unlikely..."
And I'm sure you can see where this is going and how the story is going to end...

The kingdom is going to fall, you heard the soothsayer. You can't make stuff like that up.

Quote(s) of the week 17.

Hey posse! Wut up? Enjoy!

1st...

T: [sigh] Where those ninjas?

SD: More like nanjas, it's terrible what will pass for a ninja these days.

(Why it's funny: Nanja- The opposite of a ninja.)

2nd...

S: Trumpets what tempo do you have?

E: SEXY!!!

(Why it's funny: Tempo- The characteristic rate, rhythm, or pattern of work or activity)

3rd...

K: What has four legs and ticks?

J: Hmmm... let me think. Ummm... YOUR FACE!

K: What? No a dog, a dog has four legs and ticks, like the bug.

J: Oh, like your mom?

K: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!

(Why it's funny: Dog- A domesticated canid, Canis familiaris, bred in many varieties. )

4th...

C: I like muffins!

(Why it's funny: Muffins- An individual cup-shaped quick bread made with wheat flour, cornmeal, or the like, and baked in a pan containing a series of cup like forms.)

5th...

D: Oh, don't cry.

T: Cry, what? Why would I cry?

D: I, I don't know you just looked like you were going to cry.

T: Oh I look like you, a little whinny baby!

D: Whoa, chill out man!

T: You chill out!

(Why it's funny: Banana- A tropical plant of the genus Musa, certain species of which are cultivated for their nutritious fruit.)


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Less words is more words...

well bye!

100TH POST!!!

HEY PEOPLE!!! GUESS WHAT?

COME ON JUST GUESS!!! FINE I'LL TELL YOU!!!

100TH POST!!! LOVE YA THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS/E-MAILS!!! NOW HERE'S YOUR BEAUTIFUL #100 PICTURE!!!

I love...

I love my dad, I really really do. He really cares about me, if he could I'm sure he would give me the world. I love him.

Wut up?

Wut up dooooog?

MOVIES!!!

OK I don't usually do movie reviews, but I just had to tell you about these two movies.

OK first off is 'Harold and Kumar 'Escape from Guantanamo bay' really funny movie. There are a lot of great scenes that are sure to make you laugh, even a guest appearance from President Bush. If you want to laugh and don't mind the occasional nude body part then you'll love this.

Now the second movie I saw, I just saw today, and it's to die for. 'Iron Man' Really amazing movie, it's funny, it has stunning graphics, a great story line, and crazy ass weapons. It strays a bit from the original comic book (info curtsy of Lake Geneva's comic book guy, Pez), so if your a fan of the comic you will notice almost right away. If your not a hard-cor fan then your not gonna notice or care, because it's an amazing story line either way. Now if you are a hard-cor fan and don't want to see it because it strays, don't think that way because it doesn't go to far. It modernizes the plot in a word. You know the classic --------- and guns and -------- -------. (dashes to protect the plot). Just really good stuff.

That's it my two movie reviews curtsy of Pez for taking me to see them. I love that guy. Your going to want to see these moves, most definitely.


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Love you guys a bunch, and I enjoyed doing this but if it annoyes you then lmk and I won't ever review a movie again.

Later!

Quote(s) of the week 16

Sup bitches? What is up my hommies? Better be nothing. Well I'm up to no good per-ush and...

GOD I CANT DO THIS FOREVER!!! IT'S SO ANNOYING!!! OK well basically I wanted to try something new with my quote(s) of the week.

Never doing that again.


First off...

P: Oh yeah? What's your social security number?

[long pause]

T: 5.

(Why it's funny: Your social security number is supposed to be much longer.)


Second...

S: NO MAN IS ALOUD IN THE TEMPLE!

D: Oh don't worry just us girls.

(Why it's funny: He is not a girl.)


Third up...

K: How should I put this? My first impression of you three is...
I hate you all.

(Why it's funny: HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM!)


Forth ip...

S: You need to take it easy so we can fight properly. [dodge attack] If you keep on breaking things each time I dodge your attacks. [dodge attack] I am going to start feeling bad for dodging them right?

(Why it's funny: They were fighting and every time he moved out of the way {which was every time he attacked} he smashed something in his house.)

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Th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!

Love ya!

New blog title!!!

OK OK I know you could tell, but I just wanted to celebrate my new title!!! OK just in case you didn't notice what is different, I'll tell you!!!
It used to be
'...Rosebud.'
and now it's
'...Rosebud'

Cool huh? I knew you'd love it!!!

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Lata losers!!!

I'm sorry, your not losers...