Best line ever...

So I'm sitting at the computer minding my own business wile everybody is settling down to go to bed, so the lights are off and the TV is off too. And out of nowhere Mike yells,
"dad how do you spell Diarrhea!!?"
just out of nowhere it was so great i almost died, from how much i was laughing.

20th POST!!!

It's my honer to say that i have put up 20 posts sense i made my blog (this being the 20th of coarse) most of witch being my famous Quote(s) of he week. and don't worry I'm just getting started.

Quote(s) of the week 6

Hello and welcome to another instalment of QUOTE(S) OF THE WEEK! This time i have found just one, but i will add another to is latter, and if there already is two you can just ignore that last part, either way i hope you will enjoy this/these quote(s).


first off a quote from the self proclaimed Orange lightning.


O: Hello, i would like to offer you a job, because i need some one like you, some one who is brave, smart, and willing to risk his life for the greater good.

D: whoa, whoa, whoa, move along old man, you had me at hello, but you had to push it.


And next off we have a quote from the hero of the navy.


C: OK now fix the wall.

R: Ehhh!!? How can you be so selfish? Why did you break it in the first place if we ended up having to fix it!!?

C: Because it's cool to enter a scene like that!!

R: Don't break things with such a ridiculous reason!!! We'll fix it. but you better help us!!!

C: EEEEH!!? okay.

(that's funny because when he entered the room insetad of using the door he broke the wall and jumped into the room for effect.)


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I'll put next weeks up early for Christmas. so enjoy this/these for now.

THE BEST DAY EVER!

It was a snowy morning, the roads were very icy though because it was warm the day before but cold now. The cars were driving slower then they should be normally, but not in this weather...

you know what, i have no idea where I'm going with this. i wanted to write something but i got Jak to write about.

Quote(s) of the week 5

Ello me mates how ya 'bin. I added these quote(s) sort of last sec. but i made it before the end of the week. so neh :P

Here we go, first off...

B: Oh come on be happy it's Christmas eve, both an eve and a day, it's a Christmas miracle.

(do i really have to explain this one?)

Oh and next we have one that's very funny, to me at least...

J: Alright now your first test is going to be walking on water.

N: Like Jesus?

J: Yes "N" like Jesus.

N: So dose that mean Jesus was a ninja?

J: Yes "N" Jesus was a ninja.

N: Really?

J: NO NOT REALLY!

(it's funny because their ninjas and so that's why his task was to walk on water)

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o man i wish i had more but i don't right now, however maybe i should just do a new blog post called quote(s) of the almost a whole week. that way i can put it in sooner

My Penguin Brothers

i am loving this new manga I'm reading even though its old its one of the best things i have read in a long time.
the funny thing is it's called Penguin Bothers but it has nothing to do with Penguins as far as i can tell, but i love it still.

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well that was all so have a good rest of the day.

Two can play it that way...

Recently i was reading a friends blog and i saw that they decided to write a poem about their favorite "Shawn".
Well my foolish friendly friend i hope you know that by doing this you have challenged me to a poem-off. and i don't play around with these sorts of things...
...now all i have to do if figure out how to write a poem well here goes something.

ummmm there once was a bum

he enjoyed to read about thumbs

he liked bee flavored gumb (←like gum but with a bee in it)

he wasn't very dumb

he liked to hum

but he never talked about... some, lum, shum, gum, no i already used gumb so that would just be weird uh let me think. He never talked about... being a Lumberjack no, no that wont do

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I'll just end it there, so beet that ;P

Quote(s) of the week 4

My god I'm late with these, i mean how long has it been. I just hope you know that its your fault, i thought you knew to tell me to update my quotes. Lazy bums!
... OK I'm sorry i called you a bum, but you are lazy. Well here are your quotes.

First off we have a very funny quote from by favorite pirates, and no not Jack:

L: Hay um, you remember your boat, right? And the story about how you got it, right?

O: Of coarse I remember, it was given to me by the...

L: Yeah-Yeah I've heard the story a thousand times, now here's what i wanted to tell you, you know that rum is flammable?

O: Yeah.

L: And you know about how we have a lot of rum on our boat, right?

O: You didn't.

L: Oh but i did.

(the reason that this is funny is: they're pirates and the "O" pirate won the boat in a drinking contest and then he sold it after getting drunk latter, latter still about a year latter he went to a town and found his boat on an accident then the woman that had it gave it to him because she heard about how he won it so "it must be important to you if you would destroy your liver just to get it")

Second off we have a lovely quote straight from the fabulous searchers of knowledge:

N: ... God no you silly goose.

I: "silly goose?" What the hell kind of insult is that?

N: Well I'm not going to use profanity in front of a child.

C: Hay I'm over 200 years old you can do whatever the hell you want, I don't give a dam.

(this is funny because: the one I am calling "C" looks very young like, she looks like shes 8. And now "N and I " are fighting over weather they should go to the next town or not to look for their objective.)

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Now I'm going to leave you with these and i hope you enjoyed reading them both.

Consert

OK now i could tell you the dumb story about my band concert and about how we were great and everything was great, but i would much rather tell you about what went on behind the scenes, the things that only the band members know about.

Now if the other band members find out i told you about this they will hang me upside down by my toes, cut out my tongue, and watch as i choke and drown on my own blood, it may sound cruel but i didn't make the rules, i just fear them. So now that i told you what will happen to me pleas keep this on the hush-hush. OK? I can only tell you one story or this might become more of a threat to me and my life so let me begin...

It was Tuesday night 12/4/07 and although i did not have a watch nor did i look at a clock i could guess that the time was around 7:30-8:00. Out side it was dark and would have been pitch black if it hadn't been for the street lights shining in ever corner of the parking lot, it was also snowing like there was no tomorrow and the ground was covered in a thick layer of snow. Inside (where i was at the time) it was bright with the lights above our heads shining at maximum capacity, my band could hear the slight hum of the band before us, playing their lame Christmas music for a silent and controlled crowd. We were all excited about playing next, even if we didn't show it.

Now before i go any further in this story i would like to tell you a smaller story about the girl that sits next to me, to save her from the fate of what our band will do to her if she is in the story that's telling their secrets we will just call her Tammie for now. Well she has a pink folder that has a clear skin thing going over it to give it a holographic effect, and she has been peeling it off sense the beginning of the year. It bugs the crap out of me, not because she is peeling it off but because its taking her so long to get it off, i have been waiting for her to rip the dam thing off of her folder, but she insists on doing it slow and steady. Well back to the real story.

Wile i was on the other side of the table making sure my instrument was OK i hear a large riping noise so i pop my head up and what do you know Jack (not his real name) is ripping the plastic thing off of her folder and she is sitting there laughing. Well I'm excited so i jump up to help and just as he gets it off the bitchy Chorus teacher comes over and demands that we through it away because its against the rules to have it I'm there thinking "what the hell rule is against plastic folder covers?" Well wile me and "Tammie" are walking to the bathroom (that's the only place that we know of that has a garbage) we are cracking up about the whole thing. And when we get back Jack is just as giggly about the whole thing. But when she opens her folder I see there is still plastic stuff on the inside and after i tell Jake he starts to tear it off. I saw that it was a bit broken after him pulling it off but i didn't care so i grabbed the plastic and pulled it too. Well i was not as luck as him his part just broke a little bit mine on the other hand came clean off with a horrid "RIIIP!" noise. Everyone was quiet for what seemed like an eternity and then Jack, Tammie, and I broke into a roar of laughter. Bitchy Chorus lady couldn't stop us from laughing even if she tried, I think even she knew that and that's why she didn't even try. We ran to the bathroom and through away the only evidence of us "breaking a rule" and continued the day like nothing happened.

That is all i can tell, let myself be put at risk of drowning at my next band rehearsal. I hope you enjoyed reading this and may you enjoy a tomarow for you will no longer need to worry about holographic plastic and pink folders.

Band march?

OK so today was the day, the day that my band to march down town. Yesterday the band director told us that in the 30 years that he taught band not once has the parade been canceled. Now that you understand what happened I can tell you what happened today.

At 7:00am i was woke up to baby sit, my favorite 3 year old birthday buddy and my favorite 1(2, year old?) prematurely born baby, like i said i would. I had to baby sit until 10:00am, which worked into my plans because i had to be at school at 3:00pm to march. Leaving me about 4 extra hours worth of sleep, if i took an hour to get ready.

So its goes great i watch them, feed them, and let them watch blues clues (I mean who doesn't love those crazy talking salt and pepper shakers?) until their mom (Jessica, that's right if you didn't guess already i was talking about Eva and Simon, being my favorite babies) came and got them. I made 10 bucks and learned all the environments in colorful song.

"♫♪The grasslands are flat, but hold onto your hat 'cause they're windy. With plenty of tall grass, that helps the animals hide♪♫"... oh sorry back to the story

So after they leave i go back to sleep and set my alarm to 1:00. When it goes off at 1:00 i then set it to 2:00 and when it goes off at 2:00 i hit the snooze twice and then finally get up, sleep to me is like brains to zombies. So i start go get up an i put my socks on but just then i get a call saying that the march was canceled.

You can only imagine how happy i was about this. When i asked why it was canceled was told to open my window, it was like a December 1st miracle because there was at least 4in. of snow everywhere. And the best part was nobody thought it was going to snow so there was no salt on the ground.

So basically what happened was NO MARCH, NO BACK BREAKING WORK OF CARRYING THAT DAM 30lb. DRUM, AND BEST OF ALL MORE SLEEP ☺. So its safe to say I was very happy with that. I need to do something really nice for the snow too, lol maby i can try and not step on it.

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Thats all for now but tune in next time for THE TUESDAY BAND CONSERT!

The One Race That Really Matters

I carry my heavy books into my classroom, after i visited my locker and placed them on my desk. As i see the dull tip of my pencil i turn around to face the sharpener, and inch closer and closer to it but before i reach it Max rushes in front of me and takes 2min. to sharpen his pencil (now this may not sound like along time but to you, non-school types, but trust me it feels much longer when you only have 3min. to get ready for class, then its like an eternity). I'm about to snap, i mean i was right in front of it and he just jumps in and takes it away.

So the next day i get upstairs a bit earlier so i can get in and out of my locker quicker. After grabbing my books i run into the class room and slam my books down its then i realize that i left my pencil in my locker so i have to run and get it and by then i have waisted all my time and i have to use my dull pencil.

So the day after that i treat it like any other day but instead of putting my books down i hold onto them wile i sharpen my pencil. No such luck because right as I'm about to put my pencil in the sharpener all of my books fall out of my hand and on to the floor so then i have to pick them all up.

Now because this happened 3 times already i am very mad at the whole situation but not for a lack of trying to get in early i get into the class late. lucky for me no ones at the sharpener and i can use it, but just then the bell rings and the teacher demands that i get into my seat.

Finally its Friday and its my last chance to have a nice sharpened pencil i can be proud of so i dash to class slam my books down (and i mean slam) and turn to the pencil sharpener, and almost as if in slow motion i see Max yet again trying to sharpen his pencil before me so in a slight spark of insanity i jump over and unplug it. then i say "if you want to sharpen your pencil, then i get to sharpen mine first" he looks at me like I'm crazy and reluctantly says"fine" just then i hand him the plug and i put my pencil into the sharpener and, tada! As if by magic i beat the clock and was able to sit down with a sharpened pencil.

True story...

Band

Now let me start from the beginning, my band marches. With me so far?
Well we don't care what the weather is like if there's a chance to march, we're there. Now i usually ditch the marches because i play the flute I'm like 1 of 13 flute players so nobody notices me gone.
Well recently our only base drum player quit playing the drum and so the directer of the band asked if any one in the woodwinds wanted to be the base drum for just one song, the one we marched with.
I'm sitting there thinking "wow what a great opportunity to stand out and really add something to the band" so being a woodwind i raised my hand and took the job.
Now i get up there and i have never played a base drum in my life and so i don't even know where I'm supposed to stand. I also don't have music, and all of the other drum players are very hateful and ignore me prob. because i replaced the old base drum player who was a good friend with a lot of the people there
So not only is the music very different looking from the flute music, i don't know what the symbols even mean. and nobody in the drums will tell me.
So that day i stay after school get my music and practices, and as a result i get pretty good.
And the next day we go outside and practices marching and bloody hell it was soooo... cold and windy, i mean so cold and windy that by the time i got back inside i couldn't feel my fingers or hands and they were all red.
Oh and to top it off the drum was so heavy that i have to lean back like a woman that's pregnant with a 30lb. child and because I'm taking yoga in school my back already hurts from all of the bending we have to do.
So its an excruciating hard ship that i have to do on my one true day off (Saturday) but some how it all seems worth it in a sick pain filled sort of way.

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Well i must be off for its getting late and i have to go to bed soon.

Quote(s) of the week 3

I want to try and post some other stuff before i get off the computer so I'm going to try and do this as quick as I can.

First off we have...

J: As it is, I don’t know how much they know, or if anything I know is what they want me to know, or if because the fact that they know that I think they know what I know they erased every thing from their mind so that I couldn't know what they know, my god, its a conspiracy, and if I find out what they used to know I might know what they know about me! Its so simple, don't you get it?

K: I have no idea what you just said... pleas don't hurt me.

(now the reason that was funny was because he just found out his main informant was dead a week befor he stoped telling him info. So no duh, its a conspiracy)

Next we have...

J: So what your saying is that, i have to some how find a way into that giant castle kill the monster that's guarding it, who i might add has killed over ten million men stronger then I am, and then grab the golden idol that's in the middle, of the top, of the tower in the farthest room from the entrancel, and said golden idol will blow up if i do not in fact grab at the right time in the right way? Did I get that right or what?

S: Um or what. I wanted you to go get our lunch, which by the way I ordered to make it essayer for you, like an hour ago so it should be ready.

J: Oh, well I way heard you wrong I should get my ears checked.

S: Yeah I would defiantly say that.

J: What did you say about my mother?

(that's funny because he COULDN'T HEAR WHAT HE SAID SO HE THOUGHT THE OTHER GUY SAID SOMTHING ABOUT HIS MOTHER get it?)

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well I'm going to try and do a couple more blog entries, but I hope that you enjoyed these quotes.

WHATS TODAY?!?

HAPPY TURKEY DAY! or HAPPY THANKSGIVING! or HAPPY DAY! or HAPPY HAPPY! or HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY! or my favorite HAPPY NEW ANIME + OTHER NERD STUFF DAY!

Quote(s) of the week 2.1

OK OK now I know I already gave you guys some Quote(s) of the week but a certain person didn't get them *sigh* I'm so pissed to hell and now I'm doing more *sigh again*

This was a quote from a very funny man (who's name escapes me)

"My fucking god, Can i get some coffee back here! Damn it! I need to get a coffee, wile I'm in line to get coffee!"

the reason that this is funny is because he said it takes so long to get his coffee at SB.

Next up we have a very fine quote straight from Nekocon.

"I'm sorry LK isn't here but hes a little British at the moment!"

and the reason this is funny is because LK (littlekuriboh) is British and lives in England

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There I was happy with the last one, but becaues only one person really reads my blog I had to do is *sigh again again* o well

Quote(s) of the week 2.0

And now the moment you have all been looking forward to, drum roll please my fabulous(ba-da-bum-da-da-dee-dum) Quote(s) of the week!



First off we have a the awesome:



HM: You, as of this moment are being kicked out of his school FOREVER!



JY: No way thats not fair, OBJECTION! ......



HM: OVER RULED! ......



JY: ...............................................fuck.



And my other fine ass quote is:



V: I have a giddy vision of him continuing his checklist: Snorkel mask?
-Snorkel mask? What for?
-For when you get caught with a body in your trunk, and you have to swim for it. Don't get cocky man, this is your love life were talking about!

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thats all i got I'll prob. do some more stuff with my blog latter

Why and bother.

I don't even know why I write this anymore nobody reads it T_T I'm so done with writing to nobody and preaching to the choir. (there happy naggy-nag-nag)

Quote(s) of the week.

OK so here's what I'm going to do, every week i am going to post my favorite quote(s) from something only I'm not going to say what ^^ the most I'm ever going to post is 5 no more. o well i only have 2 this week. So just try to survive. o and the names were changed.

First off

CLL: "Dose this guy always complain this much?"

B: "Yes he dose enjoy a good rant."

GS: "You know what, you guys can kiss my ass."

And the other one

GS: "So how many detectives did you have before me?"

B: "You'd be the third."

GS: "So you had two others and you still cant do it right! What happened to the other guy anyways?"

B:"Well one went into seclusion and the other went insane and ran away, but I'm sure we'll never see him again."

GS: "Man you guys are bad."
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well its 5:54am i should prob. go to bed lata

I'm so happy I could die. But I'd rather not.

ok ok so I’m sure the one maybe two people that read my blog are dieing to know what I’m so happy about. Well here it is I found a new website where I can draw on the computer and have it be judged by other people. I LOVE IT! It may sound weird but I mean there’s everything that I would need to become better at drawing there (judges, step by step how to's, ect.) and to top it all off when you draw something and then look at it, it shows you drawing it stroke by stroke not you you but the drawing being drawn. ITS AWESOME!
ill put a link at the bottom when I’m done talking/ writing the name I have on it is "Space_Cowgirl" so if you want to check it out look me up. now be nice when judging the program is new to me and I didn’t know how to work it at first, I do however hope to get better in the near future .


it: http://www.ratemydrawings.com/

me: http://www.ratemydrawings.com/user/Space_Cowgirl/

Help.

i'm sort of new at this whole blog thing i need to know what i am supost to do how to add friends and updated. o and by the way dont laugh.

keep it real