Quote(s) of the week 5

Ello me mates how ya 'bin. I added these quote(s) sort of last sec. but i made it before the end of the week. so neh :P

Here we go, first off...

B: Oh come on be happy it's Christmas eve, both an eve and a day, it's a Christmas miracle.

(do i really have to explain this one?)

Oh and next we have one that's very funny, to me at least...

J: Alright now your first test is going to be walking on water.

N: Like Jesus?

J: Yes "N" like Jesus.

N: So dose that mean Jesus was a ninja?

J: Yes "N" Jesus was a ninja.

N: Really?

J: NO NOT REALLY!

(it's funny because their ninjas and so that's why his task was to walk on water)

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o man i wish i had more but i don't right now, however maybe i should just do a new blog post called quote(s) of the almost a whole week. that way i can put it in sooner