Quote(s) of the week 4

My god I'm late with these, i mean how long has it been. I just hope you know that its your fault, i thought you knew to tell me to update my quotes. Lazy bums!
... OK I'm sorry i called you a bum, but you are lazy. Well here are your quotes.

First off we have a very funny quote from by favorite pirates, and no not Jack:

L: Hay um, you remember your boat, right? And the story about how you got it, right?

O: Of coarse I remember, it was given to me by the...

L: Yeah-Yeah I've heard the story a thousand times, now here's what i wanted to tell you, you know that rum is flammable?

O: Yeah.

L: And you know about how we have a lot of rum on our boat, right?

O: You didn't.

L: Oh but i did.

(the reason that this is funny is: they're pirates and the "O" pirate won the boat in a drinking contest and then he sold it after getting drunk latter, latter still about a year latter he went to a town and found his boat on an accident then the woman that had it gave it to him because she heard about how he won it so "it must be important to you if you would destroy your liver just to get it")

Second off we have a lovely quote straight from the fabulous searchers of knowledge:

N: ... God no you silly goose.

I: "silly goose?" What the hell kind of insult is that?

N: Well I'm not going to use profanity in front of a child.

C: Hay I'm over 200 years old you can do whatever the hell you want, I don't give a dam.

(this is funny because: the one I am calling "C" looks very young like, she looks like shes 8. And now "N and I " are fighting over weather they should go to the next town or not to look for their objective.)

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Now I'm going to leave you with these and i hope you enjoyed reading them both.