Quote(s) of the week 3

I want to try and post some other stuff before i get off the computer so I'm going to try and do this as quick as I can.

First off we have...

J: As it is, I don’t know how much they know, or if anything I know is what they want me to know, or if because the fact that they know that I think they know what I know they erased every thing from their mind so that I couldn't know what they know, my god, its a conspiracy, and if I find out what they used to know I might know what they know about me! Its so simple, don't you get it?

K: I have no idea what you just said... pleas don't hurt me.

(now the reason that was funny was because he just found out his main informant was dead a week befor he stoped telling him info. So no duh, its a conspiracy)

Next we have...

J: So what your saying is that, i have to some how find a way into that giant castle kill the monster that's guarding it, who i might add has killed over ten million men stronger then I am, and then grab the golden idol that's in the middle, of the top, of the tower in the farthest room from the entrancel, and said golden idol will blow up if i do not in fact grab at the right time in the right way? Did I get that right or what?

S: Um or what. I wanted you to go get our lunch, which by the way I ordered to make it essayer for you, like an hour ago so it should be ready.

J: Oh, well I way heard you wrong I should get my ears checked.

S: Yeah I would defiantly say that.

J: What did you say about my mother?

(that's funny because he COULDN'T HEAR WHAT HE SAID SO HE THOUGHT THE OTHER GUY SAID SOMTHING ABOUT HIS MOTHER get it?)

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well I'm going to try and do a couple more blog entries, but I hope that you enjoyed these quotes.