Ello, ello, ello. I know it's been a wile and you all are dieing to hear some funny quotes. So here you go, I won't bore you with the details, but I will say one thing...
Hi. Now here you go.
First off is from my favorite crime people...
Z: I'm wondering why there's a nine milometer hole in my hat?
G: Ventilation.
(Why it's funny: It wasn't for ventilation.)
Second is...
B: There are 10 birds on a telephone wire a guy shoots one how many birds are left?
J: 9!
S: NO! Birds can't be shot!
M: There you have it, WI hunters.
(Why it's funny: Birds can be shot.)
Third up is...
P: Tweety Bird tought he taw a what?
S: Romulan.
P: Yes, he tought he taw a Romulan.
(Why it's funny: Romulans are a fictional alien species in the Star Trek universe related to Vulcans. They were at war or uneasy truce with the humans of Earth and the United Federation of Planets throughout most of the Star Trek series and films...)
Forth is the world renowned...
T: I've gone to jail for less than you.
G: Jail's no fun. I'll tell you that much.
T: Oh, you've been.
G: Once. In Monopoly
(Why it's funny: There's a jail in Monopoly)
____________________________________
I love quotes! ^^ don't you?
Friday, April 25, 2008
Quote(s) of the week 15
Posted by Caetie at 10:18 PM
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comments:
Hello Caetie,
I found your blog after searching for Tweety bird seeing a Romulan (from Big bang Theory)
I am happy to see your blog. But I think your understanding of English is still growing.
Here are a few more details about why those dialogues are funny.
Z: I'm wondering why there's a nine milometer hole in my hat?
G: Ventilation.
(Why it's funny: It wasn't for ventilation. It was a hole made by a nine-millimeter bullet. Somebody had shot at the hat's owner with a nine-millimeter gun.)
Second is...
B: There are 10 birds on a telephone wire a guy shoots one how many birds are left?
J: 9!
S: NO! Birds can't be shot!
M: There you have it, WI hunters.
(Why it's funny: Its a riddle question asked by school-children. If you shoot at one bird, all the other birds will fly away. So the answer should have been 0. Instead of telling the answer as 0, he gives another funny false explanation.)
Third up is...
P: Tweety Bird tought he taw a what?
S: Romulan.
P: Yes, he tought he taw a Romulan.
(Why it's funny: Romulans are a fictional alien species in the Star Trek universe related to Vulcans. They were at war or uneasy truce with the humans of Earth and the United Federation of Planets throughout most of the Star Trek series and films. Tweety bird is a cartoon bird who always says,'I thought I saw a pussy cat'. It always sounds lie,'I tought I taw a putty cat'.
But Sheldon(the physicist genius) does not watch cartoons and knows only about Romulans, becuase he watches Star Trek. And he confidently gives a wrong answer, which every small child would have correctly answered.)
Forth is the world renowned...
T: I've gone to jail for less than you.
G: Jail's no fun. I'll tell you that much.
T: Oh, you've been.
G: Once. In Monopoly
(Why it's funny: There's a jail in Monopoly. Monopoly is a board game which you play by rolling dice. T was talking about real jail, and G thinks that even the jail in monopoly is very bad.)
Post a Comment