Quote(s) of the week 11

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Oh wait yes I do, you ready for this? It's pretty intence...








Hi!




Well lets get these quotes, quoted?

NUMBER ONE!!!


H: It was like having a wife.

J: You were the wife

H: You were the wife

J: No you were the wife

H: Yeah, but I was a good wife.

G: Oh I bet you were.


(Why It's Funny: They were both men. Gay, but men.)


NUMBER TWO!!!


[trys to turn the light on]

A: No bulbs.

O: No, because that would only be helpful.

(Why It's Funny: It was dark and "O" tryed to turn the light on to no avail.)



NUMBER THREE!!!

S: So he only looks crazy?

RM: I'm sure I do, but that's only because Dr. Fumbles McStupid over there was way over his head!

(Why It's Funny: There was a lab accident and "RM" ended up paying the price.)


NUMBER FOUR!!!

HK: Auf Wiedersehen Ricky.

(Why It's Funny: It's not really, it just made me happy.)


NUMBER FIVE!!!


JK: Why is it called life cereal?

ME: Because nobody liked cracking open a box of death in the morning.

(Why It's Funny: Well the cereal is called life, the oppisite of life is death, so yeah.)


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I hope you enjoyed these and may you have a good tomarrow.