Quote(s) of the week 10!

Hello and welcome to this weeks [drum roll] QUOTE(S) OF THE WEEK!!! You have prob. been waiting for this post all week. No, all year. Well now it's here, thats right number 10! Now I'm sure your thinking, "Gosh golly gee, I bet she is going to do something really special for this fabulous occasion."
Well my freind that speeks like a preppy kid from the '80's you are WORNG! I'm not going to do a dam thing for this "fabulous occasion" I don't think it's super special at all, in fact I think it's super not specail, at all?
Now I'm not going to do anything impresionante especial estupendo(super, special, awesome), but I will do a bit more quotes then usual. Just for you.

Número uno...

S: For shame! you dirty filthy rascal with a suede suede head!

(Why it's funny: The person he was talking to, was cheating at poker and he called him out on it.)


Número dos...

S: Oh, oh, your upseting me, your changing my mood from an orangy yellow, to a mudy brown. Quick, you need to say something sweet.

(Why it's funny: He was wearing a mood ring!)


Número tres...

L: College is fun, as long as you dont die.

(Why it's funny: This quote was brought to you by the letter L.)


Número cuatro...

PM: Sir have you been drinking?

S: HAVE YOU?!!

PM: I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car.

S: I'm going to have to ask you to step in the car.

(Why it's funny: "S" was pulled over because he was driving like a mad man.)


Thats all!

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