Stupidest thing said all day.

The funnyest/stuipdest thing that i heard all day would be Sydney yelling at Cole (that's how he spelt) about him repeatedly saying "he he" (like michel jackson) all day. Heres what she yelled at him.

"FUCKING STOP IT, YOUR NOT MICHEL JACKSON!"

I was the first person in class to start laughing and the last to stop.

March 3rd.

So I was sitting again in my chair and I thought
"I know my birthday is on the 3rd but what else will happen on that gloryis day. I want gold fish..."
And as a result of my crazy train of thought I did some snooping and I found out that not only is my birthday on the 3rd (by the way I would love it if someone would get me some stuff from hot topic HINT HINT HINT!!!)

MARCH THRID:

1) The 62nd day of the year (63rd in leap years)

2) It's 303 days until the end of the year

3) The first ever organized indoor game of ice hockey was played in Montreal, Canada.

4) Florida was admitted as the 27th U.S. State.

5) The Women Against Pornography award their "Pig Award" to Huggies Diapers, claiming that the television ads had "crossed the line between eye-catching and porn." (THOSE DIPER SELLING BASTARDS!!!)

6) The nation of Bosnia was established.

7) Hinamatsuri - Japanese celebration day for girls. (WOOT FOR GIRLS!!!)

8) Bulgaria - Liberation Day. (I LOVE LIBERATION!!!)

9) BBC announces plans to begin broadcasting television programmes in color.

10) Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, was born. (new birthday buddy!!!)

11) Germany, Austria and Russia signed the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, which ended Russian participation in World War I. (WOOT FOR TREATY!!!)

12) President Hoover signed a bill making ''The Star-Spangled Banner'' the national anthem.

Now guys so much more has happened on this fabulous day that I just don't have time to write down. Like Eva's Birthday, DJ's little brother Alex's Birthday, and not to mention MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Have a great day!
LATER!!!

Quote(s) of the week?

I know you guys want a quote(s) of the week, but I'm not really in the mood to put one up. I might do it latter...



If i feel like it.
But for now you can just watch this

I just thought wile i was sitting on my chair "a wile ago when i made lisa's cake for wining in a game of rock-paper-scissors and i sang here a song. i bet nobody knows how it sounds."
WELL GUESS WHAT I DID?!! I PUT IT UP WITH ALL THE CAKE LOVING GOODNESS!!!

Death Note Justice day!

Today is Justice Day and to celebrate I found this awesome drawing. Now I just want to say I, in no way drew this and if I had it would look like a dog because that's all I can draw. And replaceing this with a dog wouldn't make a whole lot of sence so here you go.

*SilentReaper if you want to check her other art out heres a link to her profile. Oh and FYI if you don't know what Death Note is she has other stuff, all equally funny. http://silentreaper.deviantart.com/
enjoy!

[20min later]

Ok guys I have been trying for like what has it been 20min and there is no way to get this pic on my blog. I'm very sad now because it was really funny and if you want to see it heres a link
http://silentreaper.deviantart.com/art/Death-Note-Valentines-Rant-48753631
have fun there. and I'm really sorry. But because I said I would put something up here you go.

Notice the dog like features in the drawing. Ah well happy Justice Day none the less.

JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!!!

WHAT'S TODAY?!!

I'M SURE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TODAY IS SO I THINK I'LL TELL YOU!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! HAPPY DOOMS DAY!!! HAPPY JUSTICE DAY!!! HAPPY V-DAY!!! HAPPY THURSDAY!!! HAPPY GOD LUPERCUS DAY??! HAPPY INDEPENDENTS DAY!!! HAPPY ST. VALENTINE DAY!!! HAPPY 18 DAYS FROM MY BIRTHDAY!!!

AND MY LEAST FAVORITE PART OF TODAY.

NOT HAPPY MOMENT OF SCILENCE FOR THE FIVE DEAD AND 16 HURT AT NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY, ALSO MOMENT OF SCILENCE FOR THE FAMILYS THAT LOST GREAT PEOPLE AND ARE NOW MORNING FOR THOSE LOST T_T!!!

Quote(s) of the week 11

I have nothing to say to you...




Oh wait yes I do, you ready for this? It's pretty intence...








Hi!




Well lets get these quotes, quoted?

NUMBER ONE!!!


H: It was like having a wife.

J: You were the wife

H: You were the wife

J: No you were the wife

H: Yeah, but I was a good wife.

G: Oh I bet you were.


(Why It's Funny: They were both men. Gay, but men.)


NUMBER TWO!!!


[trys to turn the light on]

A: No bulbs.

O: No, because that would only be helpful.

(Why It's Funny: It was dark and "O" tryed to turn the light on to no avail.)



NUMBER THREE!!!

S: So he only looks crazy?

RM: I'm sure I do, but that's only because Dr. Fumbles McStupid over there was way over his head!

(Why It's Funny: There was a lab accident and "RM" ended up paying the price.)


NUMBER FOUR!!!

HK: Auf Wiedersehen Ricky.

(Why It's Funny: It's not really, it just made me happy.)


NUMBER FIVE!!!


JK: Why is it called life cereal?

ME: Because nobody liked cracking open a box of death in the morning.

(Why It's Funny: Well the cereal is called life, the oppisite of life is death, so yeah.)


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I hope you enjoyed these and may you have a good tomarrow.

Comments?

Why no more comments??? Do you not love me anymore??? Well I still love you and I'm going to keep posting untill I get a dam comment. I HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON YOU YET!!!

A better, but still pretty bad week.

Now guys I don't want to bore you with my life story. My week has been better then the last one but not by much.

It started out with Mo getting mad at me and Mike because we were talking through all hours of the night. Then the following day my BF wasn’t at school, because she was "sick" (she might be lying, heck I lie about being sick all the time.) Now on Wednesday we had a snow day, but me Mo was still mad at me and Mike (she can hold a grudge for a long time, now I know where I get it. I'm still mad at Mike for something he did a year ago.) So we are stuck at my dads with nothing to do. I tried to play chess with him but he cheated and then called me a cheater. (Settle an argument for me, in chess queens can move any amount of space diagonally and any amount of space sideways and forwards, but they can NOT move like knights. RIGHT?) I don’t even know how he thought I was cheating; I think it was because I said that queens can’t do that.

ANYWAYS today I was feeling really sick but I had to go to school anyways, and on top of that: the bus driver is PMSing and is a total bitch - I forgot my lunch card - my brother thinks it totally ok to hit me in the face, on the leg, and on the arm WITH HIS SHOE because I told him to put the milk away after he uses it, which is what I tell him every time he uses it, and my Mo agrees - I was starving the whole day - I had a pop quiz in French (by the way what on earth dose nouns, vents, et lui mean?) which I bombed - I got a prime time in 2nd hour because I had none of my report stuff done - my brother is a spaz - the house is a mess and I just know that even thought I haven’t been here in like 4 days I'm going to have to clean it up - my hair won't stop being so ugly - I don't get any of the new high school stuff their trying to show us - I suck at my solo ensemble - I have a song stuck in my head and I don't have any idea where I heard it or what it is (I TRY TO DISCOVER! A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE ME SWEETER! IT'S HARD TO REFRAIN! that’s all I know) - I missed an opportunity to get mager extra credit in social studies because I wasn’t feeling well and I just wanted to go home ALONE - my brother followed me off the bus – CHARLY IS DEAD!!! T_T - and I didn’t bring my Home work home to work on.

Other then that my day was great. I did however get my prime time canceled, but now my teacher thinks I'm crazy, get to check my e-mail and watch my show, which was so funny. There will surly be quotes from it in my "quote(s) of the week" I really hope you had a good week and continue to have a good week, no a good month, because I wouldn’t wish my "luck of the Irish" upon anyone.

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Charly from "LOST" I just watched the new one and they talked about it alot, I was so sad I almost cryed when Hugo told Clair what happened. T_T
LATER YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!!!

Quote(s) of the week 10!

Hello and welcome to this weeks [drum roll] QUOTE(S) OF THE WEEK!!! You have prob. been waiting for this post all week. No, all year. Well now it's here, thats right number 10! Now I'm sure your thinking, "Gosh golly gee, I bet she is going to do something really special for this fabulous occasion."
Well my freind that speeks like a preppy kid from the '80's you are WORNG! I'm not going to do a dam thing for this "fabulous occasion" I don't think it's super special at all, in fact I think it's super not specail, at all?
Now I'm not going to do anything impresionante especial estupendo(super, special, awesome), but I will do a bit more quotes then usual. Just for you.

Número uno...

S: For shame! you dirty filthy rascal with a suede suede head!

(Why it's funny: The person he was talking to, was cheating at poker and he called him out on it.)


Número dos...

S: Oh, oh, your upseting me, your changing my mood from an orangy yellow, to a mudy brown. Quick, you need to say something sweet.

(Why it's funny: He was wearing a mood ring!)


Número tres...

L: College is fun, as long as you dont die.

(Why it's funny: This quote was brought to you by the letter L.)


Número cuatro...

PM: Sir have you been drinking?

S: HAVE YOU?!!

PM: I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car.

S: I'm going to have to ask you to step in the car.

(Why it's funny: "S" was pulled over because he was driving like a mad man.)


Thats all!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LIED ABOUT MORE!
LATER!!!

40th POST!!!

THAT'S RIGHT ALL THIS IS THE 4th INSTALMENT OF "-insert number here- POST!!!" I KNOW YOU ALL SIT ON THE EDGE OF YOU CHAIR, WAITING FOR NEW POSTS, AND I'M SURE IT'S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT AS YOU GO ABOUT YOUR NORMAL DAY. SO I TRY TO UPDATE AS MUCH AS POSIBLE.

IN FACT I HAVE HAD SO FAR
9: "QUOTE(S) OF THE WEEK"

I HAVE BAKED: 6 CAKES (IF YOU COUNT THE PENGUIN CAKES TWICE AND THE STORE BOUGHT ONE)

AND

OTHER: 23 NRMAL POSTS!!!

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR HARD WORK AND ALL OF HE TIME YOU SPENT COMMENTING ON MY FABULOUS BLOG!

HI!!!

I just wanted to say hi!

And I'm back.

Sorry about that, I told PEZ (nickname for my dad, it stands for Something Elephant Something. long story) that my brothers were here and I was sad about it. Long story short, I'm a "Winy, snotty, spoiled, punk." and what ever Mo said about me was right. Also the computer is acting strange, my phone has 22 units on it and dropping and "Take a pear for the road." is the funniest thing ever.
So I have learned 3 things today.

1.Don't give the phone to some one who is mad at you, at least not your phone. Because it will end up on the other side of the house.

2.Lime wire SUCKS!!!

3.And if you have a brother that's bigger then you and a total DB. Don’t be mean to him or he'll get in your face and yell a lot.

None of the things I have learned will stick with me I'm sure, because I will prob. give my phone to someone who is mad at me in the future, I will continue to use lime wire, and there's no way I'm going to just take the crap my bigger DB of a brother dishes out with out a nasty word coming from me.

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Guys I'm sorry for the spelling of this post, my spell check didn't want to work. Oh and sorry for the grammer and apperance of this post as well, my computer is messing with me and so I couldn't really make this look how i wanted it to.
Also I hope you are all having a much better week then me, and continue to have a better week then me, up until Sunday of cores, because after that I want you all to have a worse week then me. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sorry I'm just mad I take the last part back.
LATER!!!

Worst week ever.

Now guys I don't really want to talk about my week because I cry when ever I think of it. I truely believe this has been one of the worst weeks of my life.
I just wanted to be alone today so I could try and vent, I just wanted to forget my troubles and calm down, but no why the HELL SHOULD I BE ABLE TO DO THAT!?!
Now I swear to god I don't know what I did, but I'll tell you right now KARMA IS A BITCH!!!
I hate my life today, I hate my brothers today, I hate music today(long story, limewire doesn't want to find my song today I think it hates me), I have to go ttyl.