Quote(s) of the week 12

OK now don't be mad, because I did put a quote of the week...
Just a little late. A little really late. OK late. It's up now so what do you want from me? Huh? I did however put up a normal amount of quotes for you this time, no more no less. I really don't care if your mad because I did nothing wrong.



OK you broke me, I'm very sorry that I was about 5 weeks late with this. Enjoy!!!


First in a long wile...

S: Alright wait, let me get this straight. You want to go jogging, in the creepy woods where the soul's been killing people?

R: Yeah

S: OK, lets go.


Second up is duh...

A: Hey these new coffee filters you bought have chemicals in them and...

B: [gives him a really dirty look]

A: I love it!

(Why it's funny: He was going to complain about the chemicals, but he was too afraid of her to do it.)


Third is the super amazing...

S: Obey gravity, it's the law!

(Why it's funny: Gravity is a law of nature)


Forth is...

T: Now I want you all to tell your partners 2 things about you, one true and one false, then your partner will tell you which one is false.

V: I'm Veronica, I'm from Neptune, and I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

G: OK I don't think your from Neptune.

V: Correct.


Fifth and final...

K: Whoa, are you OK? Did you stumble.

T: No I tripped. What the hell are you talking about? Stumble, idiot.

(Why it's funny: Stumble and trip are basically the same thing.)


Just kidding sixth...

SC: Dick Chaney, is there any war you can't start?


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Peace out homies!
LATER!!!