Quote(s) of the week 14

Well I am still at Stacy's lovely house in the basement (yes the same basement where the 'basement bar' is) I have her lap top and it's about 1:33am on a school night none the less and I'm sure your all wondering why the hell any of this is happening, but I can't explain now you'll just have to hold your breath until I get home and explain my whole weekend! I'M SO EXCITED!!! Well I better get started.


First off is...

P: Oh they love me, because the character is so sweet. And I know when David goes to conventions they're like "Your such an ass hole!" and he's like "Well it's actually the character." and I'm like "No it's actually him."

(Why it's funny: It was Paul McGillion talking at his convention experiences and about his co-worker David's experiences.)


Second is...

D: Never again, never ever again. Stop, and no more flowers, no more chocolates it's over.

[walks away]

P: I got him, he is all over me...

[runs back]

D: I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it it was all for the camera!

(Why it's funny: They were joking around, they really hate each other.)


Third up-o is-o...

D: They have to do more when I'm around because I talk so dam fast. They're like "Slow down, so we can stop working"


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Sorry guy-os I am getting a bit tired and well I don't want to find any more quotes, it's alot of work.

LATER!!!

From Stacy's house.

I am posting this from Stacy's house ^^ I'm so happy to be here. Getting to see all of her pretty poodles and kittys. Also she let me go onto her laptop (MINE'S BETTER! lol jk jk) Well anyways I got a brownie so I'm going to eat it.

It was yummy.

Well I'm gonna get off my blog, to much work for spring break. So I'll see you later love ya bye!

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lol LATER!

My video.

OK if you want the video then leave your e-mail adress in the comments and I will send it to you. But only if you really want it and you don't care that it's about easter.

LATER!!!

I HATE MY COMPUTER!!!

I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A SUPER AWESOME VIDEO FOR EASTER YESTERDAY. MY MO TOOK A BUNCH OF PICTURES WITH HER NEW CAMERA AND SO I GOT HER TO SEND THEM TO ME. I WORKED FOR ABOUT AN HOUR ON THAT STUPID VIDEO. I EVEN ADDED MUSIC TO IT AND IT HAD THE CUTEST TITLE AND CREDITS. ALSO IT WAS CHOCK-FULL OF SUPER PRETTY CAKE THAT I DID NOTHING TO HELP WITH MAKING. AND THEN WHEN I TRYED TO ADD IT TO MY BLOG IT DIDN'T LOAD IT UP! AND NOW IT'S TO LATE TO PUT IT UP, BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE IT'S NO LONGER EASTER! WELL THAT'S AN HOUR OF MY LIVE I WILL NEVER GET BACK!

LATER!!!

Quote(s) of the week 13

Oh-waw-whoa! So fast! A Quote(s) of the week actually on time? OH-WAW-WHOA! Lets start this baby up!


First up is...

G: WARNING
Sexyfine may cause the following:
Headaches, blood clots, green rashes, gonorrhea, albinism, thumb cancer, chocolate cravings, heroine addiction, pregnancy, ear mutation, increased risk of cyborg koala attack, and the apocalypse.


Second is...

Y: I'd say this is going to hurt me more then it hurts you, but I don't like to lie!


Third...

ME: (after an Easter egg hunt in the snow) Look what i got jelly beans, AND FROST BITE!!!


The forth be the...

F: ...Can you tell us where you've been?

H: Sorry a 30 foot killing machine wanted a word with us.

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HA HA HA THE JOKES ON YOU! BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THE QUOTES ARE UP, IF YOU DON'T GET IT THEN THERE IS NOTHING TO EXPLANE IT! TAKE THAT YOU STINKY SMELLY SMELL SMELL CAMPLANER! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

I'm sorry.
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A spring break haiku [High-ku]

If you don't know what a haiku is that is fine, because I wrote you a haiku describing what a haiku is...

Five seven then five,
Syllables marks a Haiku,
Now do you get it?

OK then here is my spring haiku for you (and my) enjoyment

The weather is bad,
Sunny to snowy, to fast,
I wore green kaprees.

The movie was bad,
But the company was good,
Popcorn was stolen.


(To further explane my AWESOME poems here is the spring break so far words: The weather has been crazy, and yesterday it snowed A LOT. But I have been waiting to wear my new green kaprees and my strawberry shoes so I wore them in the snow.I went to the movies with some friends, and after my friend bought some popcorn he put it down for a second to get something and when we came back it was gone. Oh and by the way, don't waist your money on Shudder. Because in the first ten min, you'll be able to guess how it ends. And you'll be right.)

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Go ahead and count the syllables, I nailed it!

Mad wow guy (video game guy)

While the amazing King of the dwarf hunters, Dopie (Mike), was in a difficult round of WSG (game of capture the flag) when his fellow Alliance (good guy) Night Elf Druid Laur(blue elf cave guy)was in a bit of a grind. He was trying to capture the Horde's (bad guy's) banner, but when ever he would kill the man/woman carrying it his/her team would instantly pick it up. Using their flag click macros (buttons). So in his anger he told his team.


"Fuck, these gay ass faggots and their flag click macros!!!"
Keep saying this to yourself with different accents. its hilarious says dopie (mike)

He didn't really use appropriate language, but he was mad...

And it was funny.

My week in 30sec.

(You better be a fast reader)

Both of my shows are ending next week

My brother ruined both of the second-to-last episodes this week for me.

I wrote a poem for class and I'm thinking about posting it (but it is about the lorax, from Dr. Suese and only makes sense if you have 1/16 of a brain)

I got a hug today

I love candy and cake

I haven't grown and inch sense my last doctor's visit (T_T)

I noticed that people only remember the bad things other people do (exp. He cured cancer, but he killed a women in self defence and so he didn't get a peace prize [made up story between me and my bro.])

Snow (hey oh) is the best long song ever

People lie a lot

Every one thinks new couples are the cutest things ever and feel the need to push the two people together, myself included (literally)

Don't call the principal anti-Christ when he's in hearing distance

Orange only rhymes if your Dr. Suese

Yellow beats purple in rock, paper, eye color (science - long story)

And ask anyone, it's not crazy to draw a face on a jelly bean, name it, put it in a house, and keep it in your locker (not me, my friend, my totally not crazy friend)


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That about sums it up, in 30sec or less, depending on how fast you can read.

Quote(s) of the week 12

OK now don't be mad, because I did put a quote of the week...
Just a little late. A little really late. OK late. It's up now so what do you want from me? Huh? I did however put up a normal amount of quotes for you this time, no more no less. I really don't care if your mad because I did nothing wrong.



OK you broke me, I'm very sorry that I was about 5 weeks late with this. Enjoy!!!


First in a long wile...

S: Alright wait, let me get this straight. You want to go jogging, in the creepy woods where the soul's been killing people?

R: Yeah

S: OK, lets go.


Second up is duh...

A: Hey these new coffee filters you bought have chemicals in them and...

B: [gives him a really dirty look]

A: I love it!

(Why it's funny: He was going to complain about the chemicals, but he was too afraid of her to do it.)


Third is the super amazing...

S: Obey gravity, it's the law!

(Why it's funny: Gravity is a law of nature)


Forth is...

T: Now I want you all to tell your partners 2 things about you, one true and one false, then your partner will tell you which one is false.

V: I'm Veronica, I'm from Neptune, and I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

G: OK I don't think your from Neptune.

V: Correct.


Fifth and final...

K: Whoa, are you OK? Did you stumble.

T: No I tripped. What the hell are you talking about? Stumble, idiot.

(Why it's funny: Stumble and trip are basically the same thing.)


Just kidding sixth...

SC: Dick Chaney, is there any war you can't start?


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Peace out homies!
LATER!!!

Background.

Do you love my new background?!! I love it, because I made it! HEE HEE HEE >.><.< YES ALL ME! AND STUFF!





OK it wasn't me! I didn't design this background! Trying to find a new background was driving me insane o.O!!!!! It was truly driving me CRAZY!!! I tried and I tried and I TRIED! BUT NOTHING WOULD WORK FOR ME!!! LIKE THAT LAST BACKGROUND, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T SEE IT, WELL YOUR LUCKY!!! I'M SO SORRY FOR IT, IN THE PREVIEW THERE WAS BLACK IN THE BACK OF THE WHITE WORDS SO YOU COULD BLOODY SEE THEM!

*starts to cry*

I did my best! I did my be-e-e-e-e-est! T_T

I was forced to use a pathetic pre-made background. It's so depressing.

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OK well it's really late. To late for me to be up still so I'm just going to go to bed.
WTF!?! My time is all messed up, it says it only 9:42! It's really 11:44! Grrrrrrrr my computer can just go to hell!
sorry guy's I really have to go to sleep. Gnite!
Later!!!

Attention new blog visiters!

I would like to welcome you to my blog and right away thank you for your comments. I don't know if my newest posts have been as family friendly as I would like. So as a way to try and get off on a righter note I put this up to apologise and also as an excuse to make all my new friends a family friendly cake. Now close your eyes and count to three...
(or just scroll)










1









2









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Happy cake!!!



Just look it's so family friendly that it's smileing!

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lol guys I'll ttyl, or i hope. If this creepy cake didn't scare you off then, yeah! I'll see you later!

Not the Quote(s) of the week.

Hiz I just wanted to put this post up before I went to bed, now I know that I haven't put up many of these lately, but I have a good reason...
Ok I don't but if you give me some time I'm sure I can think one up. Ok lets begin.

First is duh best...

L: That's enough 'R'! Stop bothering me, I have to buy a few porn-o magi... I mean candy. Sexy, sexy candy.

Second off...

B: Where you at, dog.

Y: What are you talking about? I'm at where I'm at where I'm always at. DOING YOUR FUCKING DIRTY WORK!

B: Oh quit your bitching.

(Why it's funny: I just is b to the itch)

Thirdly, is that a word thirdly...

J: Shut up 'T'! You just want to get in Serenity's pants.

T: No, I want to have sex with her...

ohh that's what you ment.

(Why it's funny: he didn't get that "get in her pants" ment have sex with her.)


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Ok now guys I know that wasn't alot seeing as I haven't put one up sence before my birthday. So this is just a, SORRY ABOUT THAT, post. I'll so really it's not a quote of the week at all...
There I changed the title now it's not 'quote(s) of the week'

Later!!!

oh man oh man oh man!

Guys if anybody asks I was with you on Wensday, from the hours of 5:34pm - 5:33am. Mmmmk? Now we'll need a cover story, ok ok I got it we were baking cakes for the homeless. No no that will never fly how about we made cakes for the government, no wait then they would have known about it. OK I GOT IT WE WERE MAKING CAKES FOR MY FAVORITE TURTLE!!!!! Wait I don't have a turtle, ok I just have to buy a turtle. ok heres my turtle with the cake


remember cake for the turtle 5:34 - 5:33 oh my god, remember don't forget.

60TH POST!!!

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, MY FRIENDS!!! TIME FOR A NEW POST!!! THIS TIME IT'S FOR THE 60TH POST!!! THIS WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE WITH OUT YOU (yes it would) SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL OF YOUR HELP (you suck and didn't do a dam thing to help me)!!! I ENJOY YOUR VISITS AND ALL OF YOU COMMENTS (the first part is true, but the second part is only half right) KEEP ON ROCKIN!!! PEACE OUT AND DON'T STOP ENJOYING THE ARTS (the arts being music, art, writing, and dancing)!!!


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Love you all and I'll see ya later!

LOOK INTO YOUR MONITOR...

SPINNING SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND WATCH MY BACK GROUND AND DO MY BIDDING...

BRING ME CAKE...

Beat boxing barbie

So I'm sitting at the computer beat boxing like I always do when I look for a new backgrounds for my blog and I'm looking and looking then BAM an idea pops into my head "I should open up the Internet explorer!"

So then I'm looking on the Internet, still beat boxing and I thought I should prob. go to the same web site I got my old background on. (pimp-my-profile.com) so I type it in, and what do you know the computer takes me there.

ANYWAYS, then I look for one that has cake, and no such luck. So I think and think about what could be better then cake and I came up with one thing RETRO! So I enter that I want a blogger background and I click the retro link.

And I'll tell you know its not what I was expecting.Like half naked women and a lot of bathing suits, and all I'm thinking is

"What ever time is considered retro was filled with a bunch of total perverts."

So I scroll up to change the search and wouldn't you know instead of clicking the retro button I clicked the sexy button (not my name that's what it was called).

Ahhh live is just filled with these disturbing little mishaps that's what having a life is all about!

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True story(trade mark)

ARG!!!

Tee hee scroll to the bottom.

Well I put a poll at the bottom of my blog. I tried to move it to the top, but I'm still new to this whole "blog" thing. So scroll and see.

And also for those of you who don't know what the Bitch Olympics are then I would be more then happy to tell you.

Bitch Olympics-
Pronunciation Key- [bich] + [oh-lim-piks]
Type of word– noun

1. Bitch
A female dog.

2. Olympics
Pertaining to Mount Olympus, in Greece

So as you can see it's The Dog Mountain, or dog pile if you will.


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To be honest though, my brother (wile fighting with me) told me I should join the bitch Olympics. After being told to do this I looked it up and found that.
LATER!!!

Sick @_@

Oh man I feel so sick, but because I hate school so much and always try to get out of going, nobody believes me T_T.

I should have read that one book about that one boy who cried about that one wolf. What was it called again? Like 'Wolf Cry' or 'Wolf Cried Who Boy The' nah that's not it.

Oh well, that doesn't change the moral of the story.

[Clears throught]

If your going to lie about being sick, expect no one to believe you when you are.

The End
And they all lived happily ever after...
except me, because I'm sick.


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Later!!!

Once apon a poem...

I once heard this poem, but I could only remember the first part and to be honest it was a bit depressing...

I still love it though

Roses are red violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
BANG and so is your head.

Depressing yes, enough to make me hate it, no.

So do you have a poem?

...

Really?

...

Ok ok what is it?

...

Awwww that's sick *runs off and barfs* ahhh that's so gross, my god how do you live with yourself? OMG I wish I didn't ask. [looks at you] *shiver* that's so sick.

I need rules

...

Those are stupid rules, how about leave a comment and finish the sentence

Roses are red violets are blue...

Ok ok don't tell me now like I said leave a comment.


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I gotz to go to bed it's really late and I have school tomorrow.
LATER!!!

What's today?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! SING WITH ME NOW,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU/ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU/ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU/ME!

AHHH HOW I LOVE THE PUBLIC DOMAIN BIRTHDAY SONG. NOW FOR MY FAVORITE PART OF THE BIRTHDAY PARTY. BESIDES SEEING ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, HEE HEE HEE >.> <.<

JUST YOU: HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?

ME: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS STALKER.

JUST YOU: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?

ME: I'M THINKING OF GETTING A JOB, BUT I'M NOT SURE WHERE I SHOULD GET ONE!

JUST YOU: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, NOW HERE'S YOUR GIFT.
[hands me a gift]

ME: WOW WHAT IS IT?
[opens]

ME: AWESOME A (insert name of whatever you got me here) THANKS I LOVE IT!

NOW FOR THE NEXT BEST THING ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY...

OK OK BUT BEFORE I DO IT I JUST WANT TO SAY, I COULDN'T RESEST MAKING MYSELF ONE SO I DID. BUT THE PART I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN. ON FRIDAY I GOT A NEW LAPTOP FOR MY BIRTHDAY FORM MY DAD AND THE FIRST THING I DID WAS FILL MY PIC. BOX WITH EVERY THING I WANTED. SO FIRST I FOUND A COOL BACKGROUND THEN I "BACKED" A BUNCH OF THESE THEN I TOOK PIC OF ALL OF THEM. SO NOW I JUST PICKED WHICH CAKE I WANTED TO BE MY BIRTHDAY CAKE. HERE YOU GO,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

ONE FOR EACH OF US, BUT UH I THINK YOURS HAS A CRUSH ON MINE OR DOES MINE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOURS. YOU KNOW WHAGT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHOS HAS A CRUSH ON WHOS WHAT MATTERS IS CAN I HAVE YOUR CHERRY?

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Happy birthday to me right? Well happy my birthday to you!
Later!

Long time no see, well hear.

Well friends I'm sure you were all wondering why I haven't posted lately. To be honest I'm thinking of stopping updating my blog altogether. Now your screams of dismay are so loud I can here them from my house (nice tone quality by the way) but I'm still on the fence.I'm still on the fence over wheather to do it or not.

It's just nobody reads my blog and in my opinion why write a blog, why waist my time, when nobodys even going to notice if I do it or not. Trust me people I have better things I could be doing, like reading (lolz) or drawing (my hands are bad my my eyes are the eyes of a god) or even chilling out with friends. Now I don't know if you aren't reading it or if you are and just not commenting.

What I'm really trying to say is that, this is my final test. Wheather I stay or leave. If i don't get any comments on this (besides form mo, hell I could just tell her these things in person) by the eigth of march, 5 days after my birthday [hint hint hint, I like cookies, hand made cards, money and i mixture of the last two]I suppose I will see you then. Later...

First Post!!!

This is the first post I have put up using my new laptop [Happy birthday- To Caetie - Love Dad] I bet if there had been a card to go with it, it would have said that ^^