My quotes. Now with added mint flavor!

B: Try not to wake up on fire.

(If at first you don't succeed, go to a burn ward.)
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B: Don't though a baby at anything, even a bugler.

(Not even when your babysitting? DAMN!)
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R: Wait..is that a new freckle? Bloody..! What, are they breeding now?

(Counting freckles is not a fun task)
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R: There! By the punch bowl! Did that fellow just look her over with an admiring eye? He DID! No... wait... he's looking away again... yes, walk away... there's a good lad. I would've hated to ruin that perfectly good bowl of punch by drowning you in it.

(Aw, Reg is so sweet.)

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