Quote(s) of the week 37.

A month late and dollar less.

Enjoy.


Letter A...

G: I give you this rose. Hopefully you, unlike this rose, will not be cut down in your prime and your corpse displayed as a sign of affection.

(Why it's funny: What a lovely sentiment to go with such a nice gift.)


Letter B...

V: I am a very important man. I've got a tower

(Why it's funny: Ah Valentine, your repetitive use of this saying is quite enjoyable.)


Letter C...

H: I look upset.

A: Go. Talk to yourself.

H: No way! I scare me, you do it.

(Why it's funny: Time twins amuse me, OK?)



Letter D...

H: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

V: Absolutely. If we put little wheels on the bottoms of our shoes, we could just roll around everywhere...

(Why it's funny: That is a good idea.)

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY SHAWN-O!!!!

HEY PEOPLE IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHAWN RECENTLY HAD ANOTHER BIRTHDAY, little jerk having birthdays once a year. WELL ANYWAYS, TO CELEBRATE I MADE HIM A CAKE! ONLY IT'S SECRETLY PIE AND NOT CAKE AT ALL, JUST REMEMBER IT'S A SECRET. SO IF YOU SEE SHAWN DON'T LET HIM KNOW IT'S NOT CAKE. IT WOULD CRUSH HIM.

HERE YOU GO SHAWN A NICE YUMMY CAKE.