So hi guys, sorry for the late post. Oh wait, not I'm not. Well anyways I wrote a song and I thought you should hear it before you read my quotes. It's a work in progress so it's not done yet. It's sung to the tune of 'Row, row, row your boat.' Well here you go...
La la la, la-la, dee, dee dum doo dee. I-I-I li-li-like ha-ats a lot, I also like cake.
Enjoy.
The first one...
K: Why does it say: 'Welcome to you are "doom"'?
V: I, uh.
K: What does that even mean? And why for god sakes is doom in quotes?
V: I dunno.
K: Is-is this some sort of ironic doom? Is the wink implied?
V: You know, I dunno.
K: No. You don't.
(Why it's funny: Ironic doom is the best kind of doom.)
The next one...
W: Yep. Commence Operation Meth Nazis!
K: OPERATION WHAT?!
(Why it's funny: What an awful name for a mission.)
The following one...
P: To day is a great day for me, and by default a great day for Americans!
(Why it's funny: I just enjoy this one.)
The last one...
D: The secrete. Haven't ya heard? The law of attraction.
A: Ah.
D: Get with the program man.
A: What are you talking about?
D: [Sigh] If you think positively you become a magnet and pull in everything you want, towards you.
A: Really?
D: I figure if I concentrate on world peace maybe I can actually make it happen.
A: Your sitting here concentrating on world peace?
D: Oh god no! Gotta start smaller. I'm thinking Raquel Welch. Get her first, then go for peace.
(Why it's funny: Peace? HA!)
Have you noticed how my Why it's funny:'s have stopped explaining why the quote is funny?
Just something to think about.
My favorite is, "Ironic doom is the best kind of doom."
ReplyDeleteOh, and the song rocks, still humming it days later.