HeeHeeHee want to see my new desktop background?

Oh who are you kidding I know you want to see it. I LOVE IT!!! I KNOW YOU WILL TOO!!!

Where did I put that thing?

Now friends I have some news that may shock you, but you have to try not to have a panic attack. OK?

-Okay.-

Okay. I lost my Mp3 player.

-*GASP!*-

Now being the song-cholic that I am, losing my Mp3 player has resulted in me looking for music like crazy. After spending hours of my days listening to music not being able to is killing me. You may be surprised to know that this isn't the first time I've lost it. The common cure for music-withdraw is listening to as much music on the computer as possible, when ever possible. I have however found some great music during my lack-of-music time period. Here are some of my favorites, I think you might like them. Now I can't get the link app. to work, so your going to have to [Double Click, Copy, Paste]


Nataly Dawn-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib13SJKc9eM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azckryO07-I


Jack Conte-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2PwVkQBp5o


The Pierces-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-2k0qaWCgU


Second Person-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILo1v6Y7IB4


Ida Maria-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cySmUjQB05I


Hope you like them as muc...

NEED MUSIC!!!

[I run off in search of my Mp3 player, but after remembering that it's lost to the unknown I run back and play a song from my playlist.]


Muuuuuuuuuch better. :)

POST 150!!!

YAY FOR POST 150!!! IT'S TAKEN SOME TIME TO GET HERE AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR READING THIS BLOG OF MINE, AND REALLY THAT'S ALL I COULD EVER ASK FOR. THANKS FOR READING AND THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO COMMENT ON MY PREVIOUS 149 POSTS! I LOVE YOU ALL!

I love zombies ^_^

I love how slow they are, I love how gross they look, I love the way the moan the word "Brains" for no real reason, I love to draw muffin versions of them, I love way they trap people in malls, but most of all I love their hugs.

The other day I went to hug my friend Jess. So I put my arms out and started to walk towards her, my backpack was really heavy and so I was walking a bit slow, and I'm naturally clumsy so I stumbled a bit. I said, "Huuuggggg." and hugged her, then she looked at me and said, "Nice zombie hug." I was confused so I did it again, but instead of hugging Jess I hugged Rachel. Jess said, "Oh no are we going to turn into hug zombies too?" "Only if being a hug zombie is contagious, I am the first one so I wouldn't know." I stated. We turned around and Rachel went, "Huuuggggg." and attacked Meliony, the next thing I knew there were hug zombies everywhere. It was the strangest thing ever. I loved it.

So I'm zombie hugging your with my mind right now. Now go zombie hug every one else, GO AND SPREAD MY EVIL ZOMBIE PLAGUE UPON THE REST OF THE WORLD BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Or not whatever. I love you almost as much as zombies. Almost.

Peace!

Quote(s) of the week 32.

Hello. This is that thing that I do once a week. Uh it's really funny and everybody comments on it all the time. Every one loves it and it's, like, goofy? Well anyways before I kill a brain cell, here you go with my quote thingies.


You know the number that looks like a lower case L or almost an I. It's sort of a line...

T: [Picks up phone] Hello.----Brian?----No, no he's the weird-o down stairs.----Oh sorry Brian, yeah yeah yeah come up.----Bye. Brian's coming up.

(Why it's funny: Brian called him, but he thought he was calling for Brian. So mean.)


Um, it's like a curvy thing, like a loop but longer sort of like a d, sort of...

D: You don't like him.

T: I do like him, I just think he's a bit pretentious.

B: [Walks in] How'd I look?

T: Bit pretentious.

D: Think you look lovely Brian.

B: Do you think I should lose the wise coat?

T: I think you should burn it 'cause you know if you lose it, you might find it again.

(Why it's funny: When he said "...I should lose the wise coat?" he meant just take it off.)


It's sort of like a backwards E, but curvier more stream line...

ME: Téléphone a la fenêtre

P: Your going to call the window?

(Why it's funny: In french class we had to say what the person was doing in the picture. My picture was a girl calling her family. Téléphone a la famille, is what I should have said. Fenêtre means window.)


How to describe this one. Uh, it's almost like a backwards P with no top...

D: Your scared of them aren't you? (Dogs.)

T: No.

D: Yes you are.

T: Alright I had a miner phobia when I was a kid.

D: How miner?

T: I had to have counseling.

D: Really, sorry.

T: She said I had "Cynophobia", I was seven years old I thought "Great now I'm frightened of bamboo as well."

D: How many times did you go?

T: Three or four. It started to work you know, I remember she said to me, "You've got about as much chance of being struck by lightning as you have as being bit by a dog."

D: What's the problem?

T: Well, I was leaving the practice one day feeling really sort of well adjusted and happy, and this f***ing gray Alsatian came haring down the road towards me. Jaws slung with bloody slather, eyes lit by the fires of Hades, it leaped into the air and I remember thinking, "This is it. You know I'm seven years old and this is the end." Fortunately, lady luck was smiling at me that day.

D: What happened?

T: I got struck by lightning.

D: WHAT!?!

T: Yeah. It hurt, but it scared the shit out of the dog so.

D: So now your scared of dogs and lighting?

T: And bamboo.

(Why it's funny: It's just such a strange story, I loved it, and I knew you would too.)

Dazed and Confused.

So far as a freshmen I have made a great impression:

My English teacher thinks I'm a bit long winded.

My Math teacher thinks I forget everything, he just so happens to be right.

My Wood shop teacher thinks it's great that I'm so AMAZING at measuring, cutting, and chiseling. And for his keen eye I applaud him.

My Science teacher thinks I'm a loon. I don't disagree.

My Lunch teacher...

wait, what the hell is a lunch teacher?

My French teacher thinks that although I can't speak a word of french, it's nice enough that I try.

My History teacher thinks I'm a tardy goof-ball. You know because my french class is on the other side of the school, so rarely I'm on time for that class.

My Art teacher thinks it's the thought that counts.

My Stagecraft teacher thinks that I'm going to be "The next Tyler" he's the play director and her right hand man. ;)

My Anime club leader doesn't exist. It's a great club full of complex passwords, silly dances, strange poems, talk of banjo wishes, zombie hugs, amazing people, Chex-mix, pig flies, and the occasional Snickers bar. Have you ever seen a gathering of more amazing things?

My Drama club leader thinks, nothing of me I haven't gone to a meeting yet.

My friends think that I: "Give great hugs!", "Go great with yogurt.", "Needs no introduction!", "Can't spell for shit.", "Would look great if you(I) wore blue eye shadow and rose lipstick.", "Get lost far to often.", "Am a bit strange.", "You(I) are adorable.", "Why do you give me spinning hugs?", "Why don't we slow motion hug anymore?", "do you(me) still know how to read?", "We weren't eating each other's faces!", "I love you lover, and I'll miss you lover.", "How can a book about batman ruin your life?", "I love you.".


What do you think?

Quote(s) of the week 31.

Eno...

I: Well, can you... blow up the world?

T: Egad! I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff!

(Why it's funny: Well blowing up the world is, bad? And no one should do it?)


Owt...

P: ...He died of natural causes.

C: He got shot in the face with a bazooka.

P: So naturally he'd be dead.

(Why it's funny: He was talking about how fake psychic are and this was his example.)


Eerht...

Q: AHHHHH!

H: This doesn't have to continue, I could stop you from seeing the visions at any time.

['H' turns control and 'Q' stops yelling]

H: You stole files form our computer. Just tell me what you've learned.

Q: Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite.

['H' turns control back on and 'Q' starts yelling, then he turns it off again]

Q: The plastic tips on the end of shoe laces are called aglets and their true purpose is sinister.

['H' turns control back on, then off]

H: What do you know?

Q: There was a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth.

(Why it's funny: 'Q' is the best conspiracist ever, he's the one that found out that the girl scouts are responsible for crop circles among other things.)


Ruof...

T: So what happened last night?

D: Well, we went to see an interesting piece of contemporary theater, we drank an enormous amount of free wine, we ate our body weight in twiglets, and you punched an artist in the face.

T: Shit, I'm not supposed to eat twiglets.

D: Why not?

T: They make me violent.

(Why it's funny: Violence is not the answer, but at the time it really seems like it is doesn't it.)


Evif...

T: She's shallow Brian, ya know? Like Cordelia out of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and after that Angel, the spin-off series, which is set in L.A.

B: I don't know what you're talking about.

T: Brian, you're such a square!

(Why it's funny: What a loser, doesn't even know what city Angel takes place in.)


Xis...

T: I have a secrete, can I trust you?

B: No.

T: Wh-what?

B: No, you uh, should definitely not tell me anything you don't want other people to know.

T: OK, um, are you sure?

B: Yeah. Zero trust should be given to me.

T: OK, wow. Uh, really? Because I really need to tell someone this.

B: Well go ahead and tell me, but it won't stay a secrete. That's all I'm saying.

T: Huh.

(Why it's funny: Normally when someone says that, the person that they ask usually says "Yes." not this.)


Neves...

P: [Thinking] Sometimes I with I psychic. Don't you Tim?




Damn.

(Why it's funny: [Thinking at the monitor] Did you hear me?)



Well as you can see I have reversed most of everything today. It makes me happy. Oh and sorry for all the problems this week. When ever I got a new quote down, and tried to save, Blogger sent it to you. So I hope somehow you guys got the final version.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK 30! NOW WITH 100% LESS ()'s!

OK my fellow blogmates, at least the ones that missed me, I have returned! I know as your reading this you are yelling at your computer screen "Where have you been? I missed you soooo much!" Now you will never believe this, but I got lost. I know, I know, but have you ever tried to find your computer when it's right next to you playing a new song you just found? Well I have, and let me tell you it's no easy task.

Now because I now how little laughter you have had in your life in the months I have been gone, I will give you as many quotes as I can think of, you know off the top of my head. Well before I forget any here you go.


Number one...

D: You were born in Highgate to John and Julia Bisley on the 17th September 1974.

T: Right.

D: You've got a little sister called Katie, who once used all your Batman comics to decorate her cardboard car. Unable to salvage the comics you drove the car into the pond, hitting your head on the concrete fountain. Which is where you got your scar. Erm, you've got a best friend called Mike, who's a weapons expert.

T: Er, yeah.

D: You have a potentially deadly allergy to Brazil nuts.

T: Yes, I have no memory of Christmas 1979. Mind you I have no memory of Christmas 1994 either.

D: Oh. Why not?

T: Dunno.

(Why it's funny: Because he didn't remember he would not have known why he couldn't remember.)


Number two...

T: You are scared of mice and spiders. But oh so much greater is your fear that one day the two species will crossbreed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilise human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

(Why it's funny: I often lay awake at night thinking of this horrid crossbreed.)


Number three...

T: You think I'm unemotional don't you? I can be emotional! Jesus, I cried like a child at the end of Terminator 2!

(Why it's funny: Terminator 2 isn't much of a tear-jerker.)


Number four...

S: None of us have ever done anything like this before, apart from Mike who, as we all know, once stole a tank and tried to invade Paris

M: [Turns around] Hello.

(Why it's funny: They were trying to rescue their friend's dog and a security guard saw them and asked them what was going on.)


Number five...

R: Staying here because she has to is fine, but staying here because she wants to! That's just sick!

(Why it's funny: Well that's just silly.)


Number six...

T: I think we should lose the axe.

M: I like the axe.

T: I like my face.

M: I like your face.

T: Let's keep the axe.

(Why it's funny: 'T' Just entered a robot wars competition with his robot "Private Iron" and 'M' was helping modify the weapons.)


Number seven...

D: How's lurch?

N: Uh, he's in the cooler.

D: 'D you say cool off?

N: No I didn't say anything actually.

D: Shame.

N: There was a bit earlier on that you missed, when uh I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, then I said, "Play times over!" and then hit him with the peace lily.

N: Haha, your off the f***ing chain!

(Why it's funny: They were cops and they were storming a little shop to stop a murderous gang. It was from a movie "Hot Fuzz", it was funny, you'd like it.)


Number eight...

L: Oh chief before I forget, your son is kira. Sorry.

[The Chief growls at him]

M: Ha! I totally called it.

L: Yeah well I'm basing this assumption on absolutely nothing, so we're going to have to keep him around a little wile longer 'till we have, uh, you know that stuff that you uh...

M: Oh evidence!

L: Yeah that stuff!

C: This is ridiculous! How can you be suspicious of my son when 'M' has already been caught leaking information?

M: Now Chief I already said I was sorry about that.

L: Yeah Chief, give the kid a break.

[The Chief growls at everyone in the room]

(Why it's funny: "Kira" is the nickname given to a dangerous serial killer that this team was put together in order to find.)


Well that's all I can remember for now my home slices, but I think I might remember more next week.
;)
Catch ya on the flip side!

PEACE!